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    World's Largest Cruise Ship, Oasis of the Seas

    Looks like my worst nightmare - I trust the captain is not Italian :pirate:
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    Mysogyny corner

    Are you sure you only need a corner?
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    The secret to getting women to have sex with you

    Sorry, just read his post properly!
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    Taxes. How much are you paying?

    I've always liked Faraday's reply to Gladstone when he asked what use electricity might be! "One day, Sir, you may tax it" that and everything you can think of!
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    The secret to getting women to have sex with you

    You have a profile on facebook :facepalm:
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    Are things a little slow around here?

    I'll give them a call :thumbsup:
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    Are things a little slow around here?

    Flattery will get you everywhere ;)
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    Pirates

    The Spanish said that about Drake :pirate:
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    Pirates

    I thought this would be all swashbuckly, parrots and peg legs :pirate:
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    Just wait until you get all three of us together!
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    Are things a little slow around here?

    I must get Petra to change Red Hot to RedXXX it would make life easier. I'll have a chat with both to see if they'll cum on board, they tweet all the time - you might regret having the three of us all at once :boobies::boobies::boobies:
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    How much earn a female pornstar per year?

    Squillions of pounds:*****:
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    Are things a little slow around here?

    Time of year - time of month!
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    Here any women or girl are talking??

    No more talkie talkie :anonymous
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    Perspective

    8vbd3E6tK2U
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    That's from a few years back .... I need help to get into it ... it's so tight I can't get my boobs in .... what's a girl to do :boobies:
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    Onomatopoiea

    B'dum B'dum
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    Onomatopoiea

    Knock Knock,
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    What's Your Favorite Reality Show?

    The 'News'
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    Black Angelika escorting in norway???

    It is isn't it ;)
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    Petition to ban Petra.

    Don't ban Petra, but she should be made to mud wrestle this years winner of Miss FreeOnes :thumbsup:
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    What kind of oil is this

    Warm lard works well :surprise:
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    God thats going back a few years - I wasn't a MILF in those days ... :boobies:
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    Re: Wellies Hi, in my members area there are 3 different welly sets of pictures and a video of the Country Capers set! I keep thinking of doing a shoot in waders and some nice river mud ;-)
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    Post a random song lyric

    B'dum - b'dum
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    The trouble with youngsters is that they are like puppy dogs - all go, go, go then it's suddenly over too soon and they go to *****!
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    The Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge does a lovely pot of tea!
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    No! but I'm a sucker for afternoon tea :yummie:
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    No sorry, I draw the line at 22! Only if the month has an R in it ;)
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    I like them to be bigger than a little one - but not as big as a whooper! As for tit fucking - I prefer fluids in me not on me :sex:
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    Your question does not have a yes or no answer, it's an either/or! :dunno:
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    The Answer's No - ask Red XXX anything!

    It's not often I get tied up - but on my back sounds nice!
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    Porn Resolutions 2012

    or you could just pop round for a cup of tea :)
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    Do we choose?

    Ohh I don't know :dunno:
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    Meeting a porn actress for real ?

    Just unplug your computer, open the door and go outside ...
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    watching dead pornstars

    I've worked with a few :*****:
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    What are your hopes for the new year?

    You've started well :wave:
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    What will your new years resolutions be?

    I've voted .....
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    Discuss (part 1)

    No!
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    Discuss (part 2)

    Yes, 'Everybodys happy now' smile get on with it :)
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    Hows The new year for you so far?

    Better than Christmas 2011!
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    The Member of the Year 2011 is...

    Congratulations ... you deserve something!
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    What's the biggest derby in the world?

    I love a Donkey derby :*****:
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    Merry Christmas!!

    Santas cumming :blowjob:
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    Merry Christmas everybody!

    Happy Christmas :partysml:
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    Santas Cumming! Just wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and happy New Year :partysml:
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    World Frankincense shortage!

    :why: at this time of year as well! Prof Bongers claims that the encroachment of more opportunistic tree species are affecting the long-term survival of the frankincense tree. Frankincense decline well thats Christmas finished:partysml:
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    Red XXX - AKA: Karen, Katie Davies, Ms. Rouge, Red, Redxxx, Rita, Suzi McDonald

    Don't mention kinky boots .... my new purple boots have just had to go back! What a load of cobblers :mad:
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