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I can always make squallumz spurtle after I've used my ninnyhammer on him! ;)

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I thought you'd like it ;)

Ninnyhammer

Whating in the nude! Moi :boobies:

http://www.speedo.co.uk

Nothing wrong with a little sexual lexicography ;)

Or 'allowed' :facepalm:

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Is he house trained?

Only aloud low energy light bulbs over here - no more mega watty bulbs :hairpull:

I am right now :rolleyes:

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ Who?

Re: What can be done to ensure that participants in MissFreeOnes competition is activ I think many are active only in their own minds.

I thought Buckie was Scotlands favourite *****! :tinhat:

Use lard it's cheap and dogs love it :rolleyes:

I wish I'd kept my mouth shut, radiator has just started leaking and it's only done 240,000 miles! Best one we've had was a tuned 240 GLT estate that car could go, until it was hit by a truck head on!

I can't I'm ***** :****:

I've got a BMW mini and a 64 Sunbeam Alpine, but we've always had 240 Estates they do things other cars can't, tough as old boots and great for towing my Sunbeam Alpine about! Just one word of advice ... don't ever touch a modern Volvo, not really the same car as a 240!

120 Amazons are great for classic rallying :spin:

Cider! http://instagr.am/p/Ium7j2AQh5/

I hope thats clotted cream!

Can I just ask you .... are you a dunker?

So can I :hairpull::hairpull::*****::*****:

I thought so ;)

Nice to see the cat fights started even before Miss FreeOnes has this year :kitty: all good fun!

Are either of you any good with old Volvos then :*****:

Well I wouldn't put it that strongly - but just think what the FreeOnes office would be like without him :partysml:

Even in Russian it's going a bit far ;)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .

It's always nice if they've got a pulse, so many don't!

One man's Pirate is another man's freedom fighter ;) those Spaniards still have this thing about Drake!

It's getting hard finding a good Tea shop in the UK, everythings a Starbucks or Costa Coffee shop and sometime I just have to have a nice cuppa and a cream finger :blowjob:

Who are you talking about? ;) don't worry it's not just Muslim countries - here in the wonderful UK we are filmed all the time, tracked all the time and if my friend Ed Vaizey has his way we too will also be blocked from freely viewing porn! The only difference is in a Muslim country you may get...

Why are so many girls in "the biz" ******** tea?

Yes ... in the good old USofA you can get women in a whole range of colours :surprise:

I'm not sure if she fakes her orgasms in the kitchen! I sat next to her *** on a flight to New York a few years back :angels:

Really I'm no good in the kitchen, everything just ends up on the floor! Red in the kitchen!

It's those Irish eyes :rolleyes: Whbc5YJz7OU

You've been watching to many cookery programmes, next you'll be after that Nigella Lawson :boobies:

You're right :surprise: we should send out Ed Vaizey he'll have it sorted in a couple of hundred years!

So where on this celestial orb do you live? I can't stand the suspense!

Yes .... cum the revolution :goodpost:

Just a little pic from todays update, anyone fancy helping out in the kitchen?

Tea, tea, tea and more tea!

There are other forums?

I'm in ... I was taught my martial arts skills by a glaswegian grand master ... **** glasses at throwing out time :fight:

And you come here and take our potatos :hairpull:

Following a message from Squallumz over my use of the name 'spurtle', do you have any favourite words or phrases that you enjoy! For me this week it's got to be 'spume' what's yours?

Re: 2012 Official Gardening Thread Just for you The British Potato Council! Only in the UK could we have a government backed potato board!

Those London Socialist :surprise: