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I can't really help you .... I'm one of only two people who have never seen it :eek:

CAMRA ;)

It's probably best ..........

This ones great http://www.freeones.mobi/ :D

I can't I'm spoken for, it's a long story but they would never forgive me :tinhat:

Careful what you wish for!

Yes go for Anders he'll do anything for cheese :thumbsup:

The last thing we need is a cashless society!

No but they showed me their truncheons - unsheathed as well :flaccid:

A little word in your ear DON'T be original be yourself not a clone :bandwagon:

'Stinking Bishop'? My local cheese ....

Or Pom-tiddely :boobies:

I've been trying to shoot outdoors - but if it's not raining the police keep wanting to check I've clunk clicked!

Whilst I can't stand the waste of money on the Olympics, which really is just a throw back to the old cold war days, why is it a 'Torylimpics' wasn't it that old Socialist Tony Blair that originally gave this a green light!

FRIDAY:eek:

I've only just got back from your side of the pond - I'll be back soon :chickendance:

Sorry .... see English me can dance! 2J5xs2ukksE

I'm a cockney - we like having our oysters licked it's an old eastend delicacy ... nom, nom

I get it .... squallumz, FreeOnes_Anders, PlasmaTwa2, BigSwede, and StanScratch are all pornstars and not comedians :partysml:

'huge' is good but you might like to try gigantic, gargantuan, leviathan or my personal favourite brobdingnagian .... the word's your oyster :thumbsup:

After 32 years Bob goes busking! MTrYct84Y70

Bob goes busking! MTrYct84Y70

Yes it's a fail for google :partysml: I had to resort to one of those old fashioned book thingies - 'Oxford English Dictonary' It's a type of architectural decoration I think, but I can't find an example of it anywhere! I heard it whilst listening to someone describing climbing the inside of St...

Someone's just sent me pictures of his 'spoundrels' and 'squinches' :surprise:

Upper or Lower?

A nice cup of tea .... for me ...... Whbc5YJz7OU

What about free ipads for everyone with 20,000 posts on FreeOnes!

Mwah xxx

Yes, there's a movie :boobies: you really don't want us in your kitchen!

Hope you win ..... I'm sure Petra could do something to make your ticket stand out ;) for she has the power :cthulhu:

Have you entered the Win a FREE iPad3 draw! remember the saying what goes around comes around ;)

Ohhhh, for f**k's sake! I'm going down the pub :*****: http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/surface_pressure.html

Only in Britain could we have the 'vote for froglet scandal of 1974'!

They have a flavour ;)

I could go on ..... on and on and on :eek:

This is out of this world ;) i3rWghGSm4Y

I love to suck a penis .... doesn't everyone?

For me eating one in Lucca after a hard day lingerie shopping :boobies:

Re: God particle is 'found': Scientists announce Higgs boson particle has been discov Proper science done properly :jump:

Re: No Panty Day - 22nd June 2012 Look if we have a no pants day my balls fall out :eek:

And mines a few days before yours :*****:

Careful what you wish for :whip:

Look this has been the wettest drought in UK history!

I think Petra would enjoy a Cumberland ring! Many do :eek:

My local butcher aways shows me his sausage!

Please shut up :spin: all we've had is rain, rain and more ****** rain :weeping:

The day the sun shone!

Just a little pic from todays update ;)

Sausages!, nom, nom

Be careful if buying a 1960's/70's Kenwood Chef - the back black rotating control nob can seize up solid and really can't be replaced! It's the one weakness in the design so make sure that the control nob works ok and has a good clicking action as it's rotated, if it feels sloppy or very stiff...