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Escape? You should be wearing the cologne that makes you smell like the beach. You know, Ocean.

I recall coming back after a hiatus and seeing her established as a fairly popular member, but it doesn't seem like it's been that long. The meltdown story is news to me, and reminds me of another notable former member here who flipped his wig, went fairly crazy on the board, and eventually...

I don't recall hearing anything about a breakdown, but it's true that he was a somewhat prudent member even a few years ago. I don't even recall him being that big a toady until Briana Lee showed up, but I'm not blaming her for his shift in behavior. The worst part of this is that the guy's...

Getting them enlarged doesn't do much for making you seem manly. :2 cents: You really should do something about that nose though.

I never used to take issue with him, but between the antisemitism and the maligning of multiple members, both with pink writing and without, I've really gotten tired of him. The guy is the definition of shtunk, putz, full of mishegas, and could make you plotz. I've never known anyone's nickname...

He sounds like Maris from Frasier.

Cool beans indeed, Happy, if that is your real name. :hatsoff:

No problem, I'm glad to put it out in the open for all to see. If I'm ever in Baltimore, we'll see whose first ***** is on who. :hatsoff:

Gracias for the rep, friendo. :glugglug:

What can you say? It's a classic. Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

"That lady cut me off! Let's get her, Optimus!" Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

Thanks, it took me forever to come up with it. :hatsoff:

Makes sense to me. Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

I **** video commentators like her, who we all know are trying to parlay their minute and a half onscreen into an actual career and feel the need to be all cutesy, mocking, or just act superior to whomever they're reviewing. Seriously, you're doing entertainment news on the internet, you're at...

To the chick who's roasting her: you're nowhere near as attractive, and like her, your career will go nowhere. At least she has her beauty to fall back on, all you have is your quotation fingers and "the Iraq".

Seconded. If she were a member here, I'd give her some rep.

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Apollo's analysis: assari's analyses don't correlate to real life.

Please stop being so logical, especially when I can't rep you.

I **** their entire ****** with a hammer for poetic justice, and make them watch while tied up and ******.

As long as she's retained that sex-crazed Amazoness personality, she's still an "A" in my book.

See these guys. Yes, I'm aware that the show took place in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, but as far as I'm concerned mooses (meeses? what's the plural for moose?) are Canadian.

Indeed. From what little I know, the appeal comes from the foot in some state of dress or undress, depending on the person. Some people get off on the foot tucked inside a croc, some need to see it bare. If I have to take a foot, I'd prefer bare, heels don't do anything for me. It's not just...

I suppose it could be, but therein could lie the fetish. Small feet, big shoes. I dunno. I'd figured you meant that as tongue in cheek. I'm scared of clowns myself, and finding videos of people fucking with makeup and talking about "creampies" was....I can't even fully begin to describe the...

I'd think having someone in those shoes would be the opposite of having a foot fetish, it's not like you can see 'em in those submarine-resembling monstrosities. I've been unfortunate enough to stumble across clown porn during one of my late nights into the depths and annals of the internet...

Methinks you just want to see her in clown shoes. :suspicious:

Ikiru.

All I need to do now is find a model with this on her wishlist and I'm in like Flint.

Something came up and I was unable to watch, but I purchased a video from your store so we'll call it even. :)

Pretty much all the threads talking about religion are, and I use the word "talking" loosely.

How exactly are you typing then?

Indeed. It makes sense that any alterations or synthesis that changes the original or creates a new strain should be patent protected, but the stuff we're born with? And the monopoly that they touted with having to use their laboratories, doctors, and facilities to do anything involving those...

A crime-fighting robot that transforms into a trailer truck counts as a hybrid, right? :dunno:

You certainly don't have to type up a piece of literature that details things you can't stand if you don't want to, but I'd be interested to see it if you did. It's not of any major importance to me whether I know or not, so I'll leave it up to you. I've never quite understood (though I know...

The only things there that I don't like (or am not that fond of but will still eat) are the Swiss, Muenster, goat, and Feta cheeses, and the different salads (I'm not a huge mayonnaise fan). On something like pizza though, you're eating tomatoes, onions, and peppers (although in sauce form as...

You're not alone. I used to be very picky with my culinary tastes when I was younger, my diet consisted of pizza, pasta, cereal, and dessert for the most part. Compounded with my body problems at the time, it didn't do me any good. Nowadays, I like to try most new foods when I can, I figure even...

I'd rather try something new, exotic, or "insert adjective describing something contemporary" if given the opportunity than fall back on boring standard fare like burgers, pizza, or hot dogs. Falafel isn't that weird a food when you consider other foreign consumptions, and there are just as many...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this Nordic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a bald pornographer, The skipper dumb and thick. All of Freeones set sail that day To all play with their dicks, all play with their dicks. The weather...

Boy, why all the **** on falafel? It's really not that bad a dish if it's prepared well, and if you're concerned about calories and/or fat, you can always bake them instead of frying them.

But Big Al says dogs can't look up.

The Goebbels Experiment.

What is this, the Nineties?

I sent Petra a picture of my penis with a sign saying "This is ApolloBalboa's actual penis, so please make him an OCSM". I've yet to hear back from her, I'm beginning to wonder if I should've sent it to Roald instead.

I admit nothing.

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I see ****** Borgia as Buffy more than I do Maggie Green. I see Maggie Green as Samus Aran and Jaana Ruutu as Hit-Girl.

If anyone kisses the most OCSM ass around here, I'd have to say it's you. I can't go into most AMA anything threads because I know I'll see some comment of yours that's sappy, somewhat creeperish, and makes me wonder if you have any idea the impact some of your words, thoughts, or ideas can...

Suzie Diamond is recruited by NASA to stop a gigantic asteroid on a collision course with Earth. Her crew includes lizardblizzard, assari, Michael Moore, and a piece of watermelon. On the way to the asteroid, Suzie is constantly bombarded by lizardblizzard, asking if she would reenter the porn...

As we learned during the course of that discussion, you don't respect younger folk. Multiple times, Harley, myself, and I'm sure at least one other person younger than you were insulted, with you saying we didn't know anything/what we were talking about, that our opinions were silly, and...

Was it gunslingingbird? I wouldn't trust him when it comes to tickets. P1d_1D1nOPE