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  1. ApolloBalboa

    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    Ideas? A few off the top of my head: Nasophilia Impressions/accents Videos of you posting and responding on Freeones That's all I've got.
  2. ApolloBalboa

    Atheist (parody)

    http://ffrf.org/legacy/fttoday/2002/nov02/carrier.php
  3. ApolloBalboa

    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    As far as I know he's on Briana's and I'm sure Aaliyah will do her part to make sure that no girl works with this guy. He's really not off to a great start, is he?
  4. ApolloBalboa

    Atheist (parody)

    That's your opinion as well, but that does not in any way make it fact. What is fact is that you're bigoted, idiotic, and a complete troll.
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    Thanks for the rep, friend. I'm just sorry to see that assari seems to have some kind of...

    Thanks for the rep, friend. I'm just sorry to see that assari seems to have some kind of one-sided beef with you, you're too nice a guy to have someone like that trying to insult you. :hatsoff:
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    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    And this is exactly why you have no chance in hell of becoming successful: you criticize the person whose opinion most matters when it comes to you getting work. A girl's NO list speaks loads more than a guy's, and if enough girls have you on their list, you won't get hired by any company. It's...
  7. ApolloBalboa

    Is your State one of them?

    My state is one of denial.
  8. ApolloBalboa

    The forum, enough is enough

    I heard some people **** members who assail other members and OCSMs. What's up with that? :rolleyes:
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    Atheist (parody)

    The man kissed Archie Bunker and got away with it. If that doesn't count as a display of his Mephistophelian abilities, I don't know what does.
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    Atheist (parody)

    That's not specific at all, you keep giving generalizations without supporting the libel you're spouting. I've never known Jagger to be intolerant, imperialist, or persecutive, so I don't know where you're getting that from. If you're going to make accusations about people, be prepared to quote...
  11. ApolloBalboa

    Bladerunner living room

    If you're looking for something like Blade Runner, I'd say just make sure that you're still alive in 6 years. Maybe this page could give you some ideas: http://io9.com/people-who-have-turned-their-homes-into-sets-from-scien-472002957.
  12. ApolloBalboa

    Food Network will not renew Paula Deen's contract at the end of this month.

    They don't tell you about how that's homemade as well.
  13. ApolloBalboa

    No Jews, no problems

    As much as I'd enjoy tearing you a new one right now, I'll settle for seeing you removed from here.
  14. ApolloBalboa

    Atheist (parody)

    Saying that you can determine somebody's mentality utterly and completely from what they post online is absolute rubbish. If I were to follow the same protocol you were (to just read some of your posts and put forth a thesis based on what I've read, I'd say you were an intolerant, unlearned...
  15. ApolloBalboa

    What are some of the earliest/worst things you remember about the internet in its *******?

    D1UY7eDRXrs Picking up my phone and hearing static. AOL discs in the mail, the stores, the Sunday circular, etc. Slow connecting and loading of pages. Good times.
  16. ApolloBalboa

    If you could punch anyone in the face...

    There's no one person in particular I wish I could punch in the face, but I do wish that I could do this:
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    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    This guy is officially the new jsmoothpa. His delusions about how he's going to make it in porn, produce, and direct sealed the deal.
  18. ApolloBalboa

    Does Pennsylvania breed the best pornstars

    They actually do breed them. In cages. They get little to no sun, they're kept in hutches that keep them isolated and restrict movement, and are usually milk-fed, so they achieve that fine wholesome taste that many people crave.
  19. ApolloBalboa

    Thanks for the rep. I have no idea where this guy got the idea that he's God's gift to the...

    Thanks for the rep. I have no idea where this guy got the idea that he's God's gift to the fairer sex, but I pity anyone who he approaches in helping him break into the porn industry.
  20. ApolloBalboa

    Do not take this idiots advice. Do not give him your money.

    I'm beginning to wonder if Mason Popoff has subscribed to this guy in order to learn more tips about how to further his fantasy of being a porn star/pickup artist.
  21. ApolloBalboa

    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    You are an asshole, in every sense of the word. Has it occurred to you that most of what you've learned from books (how to pick up girls, exercise your penis, eating pussy, etc.) is nothing more than a attempt at money grabbing from people who know people like you will buy any book that you...
  22. ApolloBalboa

    AMA officially recognizes obesity as a disease.

    I think you should dip your bald head in oil and rub it all over Petra's *********.
  23. ApolloBalboa

    AMA officially recognizes obesity as a disease.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid. Even if they want to try and recognize obesity as a disease, they'll never get insurance companies to pay for medicine, surgery, counseling, or whatever to help people deal with it, and I have to say I agree with the insurance companies. This is a simple copout for every...
  24. ApolloBalboa

    Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

    "All you know about me is that I'm 35 and I wanna be a porn star" And that's all we want to know about you. You haven't even made 10 posts here and you've already alienated 2 people whose opinions and advice would matter most in furthering your career. You're not the first one to post here...
  25. ApolloBalboa

    James gandolfini dead!!!!!

    Here's looking at you, Tony. :glugglug:
  26. ApolloBalboa

    Weird and Funny Sexual-Practices

    The urbandictionary entry for "Portuguese breakfast" is kinda funny...
  27. ApolloBalboa

    HD has not been good for the porn industry

    I've never understood the appeal or draw with HD or 3-D, and neither seem like they have any place in the porn industry. I wouldn't own one either.
  28. ApolloBalboa

    To all members: Fansigns?

    Sorry, there's no room for him on our team.
  29. ApolloBalboa

    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want (again or maybe for the first time)

    If I was to drag a donkey scrotum across your face, would 2+2=5?
  30. ApolloBalboa

    The Obama ****** Trip to Africa to Cost $60 to $100 Million

    Surely you can't mean him? :rolleyes:
  31. ApolloBalboa

    Count to 15 Before a Mod posts

    Who are you people and where is my *****?
  32. ApolloBalboa

    Would The Church Of Satan Have Caught On Better If Vincent Price Founded It?

    Most things would be better if Vincent Price had had a hand in them.
  33. ApolloBalboa

    Making the attempt seems to ultimately count more than the end result, in some situations. I...

    Making the attempt seems to ultimately count more than the end result, in some situations. I say go ahead and say scoff while scoffing.
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