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  1. devlinvelez

    Skin Between Pussy and Anus

    I like to call it....get ready for this.....the great chasm....good one , huh?????:D
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    Why do models quit?

    cause I told them too.....me? I'm too legit to quit!:D
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    Any completely FREE adult dating web sites?!

    no soup for you!!!!!! next in line.
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    What Are Relationships Like, Still A Virgin, And Single & Looking....

    ....stay a virgin then....live long and prosper!:eek:
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    Post your favorite music videos

    Any Foo- Fighters videos.....go get at youtube, arrf!
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    What Are Relationships Like, Still A Virgin, And Single & Looking....

    Dude , forget about asking anyone on a date....if you haven't got past that stage. How about a paid ****** just so that you can get laid and get the virginity part out of the way and the rest of your anxiety will wear off.
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    Pilots Snooze Past Destination (?)

    I **** flying.....I'd rather drive to Hawaii....even over water.:1orglaugh
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    If you won an Academy Award who would you thank ??

    I'd thank myself.....wtf, who else deserves it except me anyway, fuck'em.:D
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    What do you do before sex?

    I got out looking for my next victim and pray she does'nt get away like the last one........:mad:
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    worst president in our lifetime.

    I cannot for the life of me see how any person can support the idiot president "W".....by far he and Dickhead Chenney can rot in hell for the way they are leaving this country mired in all the b.s. in the last 8 years....his approval rating is just part of the way this country views his moronic...
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    Big ******* 9 US

    stopped watching after last season with DIRTBAG EVIL DICK took home the prize.:mad:
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    what do you do after sex?

    ....ask how much??:D
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    Lets bring back some happy memories!!!

    I remember the good times in the 70's in Brooklyn and summer's were the best waiting for Mr.Softee to come down my street,getting eggcreams at the corner grocery, eating hotdogs and hamburgers all day, opening the fire hydrant and cooling down on hot days, playing stickball on the street...
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    Who is this GREAT (big) BABE???

    She's Eden 38 DD....she works out of the Dennis Hof BunnyRanch in Las Vegas.:cool:
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    Old guys thread - 35+

    News Flash.....were all getting older......more at 11:00!:thefinger
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    Lol, I used to think that...

    I thought that the moon was made of cheese and every time there was half or crescent moon some one went and too a chunk and brought it to earth. That Mr.Softee gave their ice cream treats away for free.
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    BurgerKing, Mcds, TacoBell or JackintheBox

    I eat at all of them so here is my rating from the home office located in Brooklyn, N.Y. : (drumroll............) #4- Taco Bell- Great cell phone service from Mexico #3-Burger king -" What do you mean you out of Whoppers...you just told me one!" 2- McDonalds - " Supersize my pants." and...
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    what will you do with bush's rebate check?

    I agree with you....put in the bank. flylicker
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    Remember Your first car

    1980 Datsun.....it got fucked up over the years.....but it was my first.
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    1 night with any Pornstar???

    Wow....must not be catholic!:D
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    Im addicted to these pornstars

    I am addicted too.......gotta love the pornstars....they do it right. :D
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    Breasts and You

    Love the breasts for the simple reason is that they look great on women whether small ones or large within reason. ( nothing over 42dd for me.) Boob implants are okay if performed correctly by the right surgeon.
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    Who was your fav. babe in Playboy?

    Most definitely Alana Soares was my ultimate Playboy ceneterfold!:cool:
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    *****

    Yeah, but I am not that technically inclined:D Sorry but there are more on my list.....I leave that for later. :rolleyes:
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    *****

    Okay , Mine would be to be on an island where I have everything a man like me could want like a nice air conditioned mansion with all new toys and have every woman that I desire to live their lives out with me...Abbey Brooks, Adrianna Faust , Alexandra Moore,Alexis Amore,Alexis Silver,Aliana...
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    Mai Ly / Mai Fantasy / Maily / Mia Crush / Mia Lynn / Tiny Mia / Touch Mai

    Mai Ly I need to see if they can get some of her pics and add them to Freeones....in the meantime can someone post any pics of this hot babe????? Many Thanks!
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    Avatars

    I would love nothing more than to find out who some of the babes are on your avatars. Is there a way we could click on them and get the names of the lovely ladies.....maybe the freeones mods can get this done? There a lot of babes that I'd like to add on to my freeones galleries. :D
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    A judge threatened a man with arrest if he didn't pay twin's 17-year-old traffic tix

    Re: A judge threatened a man with arrest if he didn't pay twin's 17-year-old traffic That guy was a total asshole for wasting taxpayers money and time.....What a TOOL , glad to see he lost the trial and has to pay back the court expenses.
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    Would you SEX with April Arikssen? Vote

    Not full of ****.....not gay....not my type....get it??????????:mad:
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    Freeones Freebies! Free access to I Bang Pornstars!

    Screw that....I just want to bang pornstars:nanner:
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    Vote for your favorite Pair of Fake Tits

    Tera Patrick has the best enhanced boobs that I have ever seen....they look good on her:D
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    A judge threatened a man with arrest if he didn't pay twin's 17-year-old traffic tix

    Re: A judge threatened a man with arrest if he didn't pay twin's 17-year-old traffic LMFAO......the ridiculousness of the situation is laughable. It shows how badly our tax dollars are being spent on asshole judges and idiot beaurocracy :mad: I'd stop paying the stupid fine and let them come...
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    AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2008

    I agree.....that girls breasts are humongous!!!!!!!:eek:
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    What pornstars make you orgasm the fastest?

    There are too many to mention but from the past Jeanette Littledove and Trinity Loren were the best in the 80's. Today , Jenave Jolie, Olivia O'lovey, Lisa Ann, Sophia Lomeli and Mason Storm are just a few that make me want to drop a load in an instant. :D
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    A little rant about Iraq supporters

    Georgie Bush :mad:boy would never send his ********* to Iraq as well as many other government bigwigs that have power to keep their **** out of harms way. Fuck them......I never supported the war and would rather protect our borders here in the U.S. than to sacrifice untold countless lives of...
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    Would you SEX with April Arikssen? Vote

    Sorry , not my type.
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    Please explain this girl behavior to me ...

    Don't jump her bones for the next few dates.....hold out....then she will respect you for it....then she'll give you the best sex you ever had when the time comes....guaranteed!!!!!!!!:D
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    Telling random girls they are pretty?

    I never tell a good looking woman that she is pretty......I tend to ignore them....they don't need my validation
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    Favorite WRESTLER

    The greatest tag team matchup that never occurred...the Blade Runners vs. the Road Warriors!!!!!
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    to all my puerto rican/latin posters.....

    Check out Maripili......she gives me a boner!!!!
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    What do you think about your ******-in-Law?

    I definitely try not to think she exists:mad:
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    What

    In this forum we talk about food, knitting , baby tips, financial planning, birth control, politics, welfare, great sightseeing..........NO THIS FORUM IS FOR PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
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    Official SUPERBOWL Predictions Thread (Winner gets a Prize)

    Giants- 27 Pats -23 Screw the Patriots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Best female pornstar name

    Rocki Roads:)
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    Now taking questions about Rachel Roxxx

    How do I get your job????? I'd give my left nut to get to Mason Storm, Gina Ryder, Lisa Ann , Sophia Lomeli , Ava Devine, Sienna West.....oh hell , HOW DO I GET YOUR JOB????????:mad:
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    Lower Back Tattos?

    Once knew a girl that had "Lucky You " tattooed on her backside.........Great stuff looking at from this P.O.V.:D
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    Addicted to Porn--How do I stop?

    Get a second job....that would cut down on your free time to diddle your piddle.If that doesn't get the desired result then get rid of the source of your porn or get out of the house and be creative with other things.....trust us , it works. :thumbsup:
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    ever tought in a pornstar while you're fuckin' your partner?

    Lights on ..............no Lights off..........yes:D:D:D:D
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    What are you're favorite type of breasts?

    I have always been fascinated with Jeanette Littledoves breasts. IMO they have always been a picture of perfection and awe. But I could look at Rocki Roads, Monica Mendez, Lisa Ann's and Sienna West breasts as well. (How in the hell do you post those pics here?????)
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    New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking)

    Re: New Girlfriend + Porn = A Question of Monumental Proportions (Relatively Speaking Better yet , when you have grandkids you can tell them this story of how your relationship started:eek:
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