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.....I thank the good Lord everyday I don't have **** because of bullshit stories such as these and every other horrors that some poor *** has to go through courtesy of some nimrod parents with no sense.:mad: Someday I hope that we can erradicate these people from making the lives of there ****...

Pic # 2 .......HOLY SHIN!!!!!>>>>>:nanner::D

....She needs to "rack my balls " when she's done..........:D

.......What's he smoking??....."newpups.....er , Newports????....hehehehe:D

....as they always say...."have a **** and a smile"............:D

.....Says the girl , " I have always liked big head." :D

.......Now, for the first time in my life ......I want to be the "hole" in the middle!!:D As for the girls in the Pics...I'll take #1 and #5 .....thank you.

.....My all time favorite quote from Diamond Dave: "There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering" – Diamond David Lee Roth, Musician (95) :D

....No doubt that as a young lad I had the best pizza in the world in Brooklyn.....Lenny's on Nostrand Ave is still on the tip of my tongue:thumbsup:.....But when in Manhattan try Lombardi's . http://gonyc.about.com/od/restaurants/tp/best_pizza.htm

....Boy Dick.....talk about your tongue in cheek.......hehehehhe:D

....what is the requisite for Queen of Porn???........

Chica......Don't stay out in that sun too long.....not good for that skin of yours........Also , my resume for Oily Boy has been sent out to you.......call me when you are ready.:D

....................:DDick Phillin

Re: the law would prevent fast-food chains from opening new restaurants in a 32-squar .....I heard that the Bloods and the Crips has something to do with this........:D

69.....Have you seen some of these guys? 95% of them don't look like male pornstars but are regular joes with average size penises...... Check this out on one site I saw: http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/cfree=bangfree/fuckteamfive.html

Thanks , Dick.......my eyes were starting to strain from the underlying message embedded in code:D

Legzman, You are correct that the price of gasoline they offer in the purchase of the vehicle is actually rounded out to the markup purchase price. No such thing as free gasoline or lower price guarantee.....it's all fixed. :mad:

....not really trying to be funny but that thing doesn't look like a sex toy......It looks like a top of a decanter to me.:dunno:

Da hat die Schlampe Michelle, mich doch eiskalt betrogen... und genau das nutze ich jetzt aus! ***Ich will Rache - ihr wollt Fotos u. Videos*** Und die bekommt ihr! Schick den Link einfach an alle die ihr kennt, damit jeder meine Ex sieht und es richtig peinlich für sie wird! " The above...

.......I have never, ever heard of something that is called "real" magic......Never existed and no such thing.......Entertainment only. "And for my next trick .....I will make my penis disappear......I will need a female participant from the audience for this trick..........":D

.......On what???

......very rare for me to see a movie twice on the big screen since I usually wait until the DVD comes out........For this one I am going again.

....... I saw something today (where it happened I cannot say )......There was a van pulling up to regular guys on the street and inside were some hot looking pornstars asking if the guys would join them for some sexual activities.....I game for that but my question is how they do this without...

....Today , I saw Fran Drescher looking really sexy and hot.......so I daydreamed that she gave me a blowjob.

.....There has been everything in porn that has been done to death......What else could they come up with that would get my attention?

....Must have been Everclear running through his veins topped off with Absinthe just for good measure.......WTF was he ******** to have that kind of acohol level of .491?????? crazy mofo:rolleyes:

Sad story. When tragedy strikes in some places though there are people who go about their business as if nothing really happened and while it is true that there is nothing to that could be done to help the poor girls who ****** on..I for one could not be near the scene. Truly heartbreaking.

.....I wanted to add that I once had a similar story.....but I slipped on the soap....end of story.......:nanner:

Saw this somewhere earlier: HELP WANTED.....TAN LOTION APPLIER Qualifications: Must have a PhD in application of Sun Tan Lotion. Must have minimum experience of all types of lotions and SPF measurements. Ask for CHICA :D E-mail applicants only. .....Now , Chica did you get...

.....Licking is overated....... .......SLURPING......Now theres a concept!!!!!:yummie::yesyes:

.... No doubt the greatest dessert creation of all time......Boston Creme pie topped with chocolate gannache.........YUMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! Or if I'm lazy..........Devil Dog.......cannot resist them. :nanner:

.....As da mob would say "Fuggedaboubit".......keep looking for something else, don't settle.

This comes to me as no suprise. I mean the fact that one day Iran will be capable of having a nuclear weapon means we have to take them more seriously than ever before such was the case with North Korea. When dealing with madmen it just boils down to cease talks and continue sanctions with the...

......I have yet to meet anyone that has a favorable hair transplant.....My advise is to let it go.

...... No more Bush!!!!.....oh....you mean favorite pussy "look"....."ahem", :mad:never mind.

Great story and welcome to the FreeOnes board .........I am sure this won't be the last we will be hearing from you or your girl :D

..... I'm just waiting to get caught myself.....never will happen though.:D

......He's also a secret Republican nominee for President......:D

.....Or there is always the fallback.... ....."HEY, NICE JUGGS....WANNA GO OUT???":D

.....Great pics......now....waitaminute......"But Honey, they were here a minute ago.....I swear!!!!":D

......Never admit defeat......You just went about in the wrong way.....Build up your confidence and move on ......There are more fish in the sea as they say.

....Women cannot control how their breasts are going to look like but I would say they have more options now than in the past to change the appearances to conform to their liking.

....Women have been fighting for equal rights for as long as I can remember....So if they want to go topless I say let them.....I think men will always to continue to gawk at women regardless because it is in our nature to........:boobies:

Titsrock said Catwoman would be tough to make realistic. It would be worthwhile to try so we wouldn't have that pathetic Halle Berry campy/kitsch dominatrix catwoman image in our minds... .....I disagree that Catwoman could made into a believable character and here is why......Selina Kyle is a...

....Kobe beef should never......EVER be a hamburger dish in my opinion because it tastes so good served regularly on a plate with the appropiate side dishes in some of the finest restaurants I have been to......The Best burger I have ever come across is at Bar Americain in New York...

The Dark Knight movie exceeded all my expectations as a serious Batman fan .....I put this one at number one with the 1989 version at number two. As far as "realistic" versions of villians to be utilized for the third installment there are many from Batmans Rogues Gallery that can make it...

Here is this asshole......http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Eugene_Watts

....I am a little intrigued about serial killers based on the how , when and why they commit the crimes they do but I am extremely thrilled when they get caught and then try to explain their actions as to "I couldn't help it.". The BTK Killer was prime example of the brazeness he exemplified...

Re: Your Last Meal ....Forgive my ignorance....what's Bundy?

Next question to Isobel..... What is a typical day in your life like and do you enjoy what you do and have no regrets about it?