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Hah! Now I know where your ***** is!

Hah! Now I know where your ***** is!

I literally lol'd. Are we supposed to be impressed that you got a picture taken with her? She has a man face and looks like she had a baby 3 day earlier.

Bri made this thread when she'd only been here for a month. Methinks she's a she wouldn't make the mistake of picking one of us at random to meet in person after getting to know us.

Could've been worse. Dirk emptied the used condom into his tabacso sauce. Where he got a used condom is beyond me.

Red Fang - "Prehistoric Dog"

Can't say this is a surprise. I wish they'd take their time and make it perfect, but they've got a $$$-hard on.

The only being around to read his will is going to be his blind, three-legged raccoon named Clem. After Sam dies, Clem will find Sam's paper Chik-Fil-A bag full of meth, eat it all, and die.

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What's the matter? Have you run out of ideas for your retarded apples and oranges threads? So you resorted to bumping your old threads that nobody gave a **** about?

Black Ops 2 Zombies

What happened to her old account? I thought she got married recently and was just too busy to pop in?

too bad you can't just fire a *** at a disease like you can with all your other problems.

What Sam isn't telling you is that all of his guns are "bedazzled".

hehe, I did that with a big maple in my back yard. I also see driving lines all over the roads after I play a lot of *****.

Jynx.... dat ass

What about that one where you insisted on multiple occasions that Romney/Ryan would win in a landslide, even giving an electoral vote prediction that was less of a landslide than the amount that Obama beat him by? And then wouldn't even acknowledge your foolish predictions with a simple "gee...

The Czechs for sure.

Or we could you know...... perma ban him.

Sam Fisher You have two cows. You fuck one while the other one fucks you. It's okay though, because they're technically your cousins.

Aww man... I missed Jagger... :(

Not going to watch your pointless nonsense, but if you and Will think that people like myself and Xfire, Stan and Mayhem (white Obama supporters) voted for Obama in hopes of the "extermination of the white race", what makes you think this proves your not racist?

I've never heard of Victoria Pendleton, so I'm going with Rachel Weisz. Also, because she's hot.

I literally cannot think of a single one of his recent posts that mention chicks with dicks. Feet? Definitely. Also, noms: Sirfartsalot Hondarobot (Posthumously)

Oh, I forgot, you **** anything that isn't sidescroll.

Bob hit the nail on the head. Also, you should have made this a public poll so we can all tell who the ignorant ones are. Never mind, we all know who they are.

I fully understand Finland's reasons behind its role in WW2, but you can't align yourselves with the countries that are aggressively trying to take over the world and exterminate an entire religion and then be pissy about the people who tried to stop you. This is one of those "let bygones be...

I didn't know they let girl scouts carry guns.

explain. also, DK64 was the ****.

****** of chaos is on the move Everyone, choose your side And know the end is coming soon The day for all to die The day is here when Bifrost breaks Nor sun or moon will rise When the dead rise from their graves And Surtur spreads his fire All you know will wither away And sink into the sea A...

The White Stripes - "The Air Near My Fingers"

Haven't played the campaign much yet, but I googled her... New Cortana's hotter.

Black Ops II and Happy Wars. Everyone on the web bitches about ACIII glitches, but I've played it a lot and haven't had a single problem. :dunno:

It was a pain in the ass for me, but I don't see why they'd need to patch it. Games used to be hard...

^ :1orglaugh Now Canada's gonna have to put up a wall. Also, fuck you for reminding me about the lockout :******:

That first link is in Finnish, and when I searched "Oland War" on the english wiki, nothing came up around 1854. Also, I'm not very sympathetic for the Finns in WWII, as they signed a pact with Hitler and the Axis. Obviously they didn't have much of a choice (the enemy of my enemy is my...

Seriously, when was the last time a black person called any of you a "honkey"?

Please give me the names of these wars and perhaps a link to (unbiased) information about them.

3 Inches Of ***** - "Premonition Of Pain"

20 Found out Santa wasn't real? (<SPOILER!!!)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Enlighten me about these English-Fin hostilities. ...what?

:1orglaugh This guy's heart might be in the right place, unfortunately though... he was educated in Alabama. He should be allowed to operate a topless carwash (provided that nobody who doesn't want to see it has to see it), but secession? Seriously? It was your own backwards fucking state that...