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Saint Vitus - "The Waste Of Time"

Ich werde in die Tannen gehen Dahin wo ich sie zuletzt gesehen Doch der Abend wirft ein Tuch aufs Land und auf die Wege hinterm Waldesrand Und der Wald er steht so schwarz und leer Weh mir, oh weh Und die Vögel singen nicht mehr Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein Ohne dich Mit dir bin ich auch...

:clap:I fucking love Jack Handey. "Probably the earliest flyswatters were some kind of striking surface attached to a stick".

Unfortunately, Horton's gone unless he wants to give us a discount.

"Prey" - a french film about mutant boars. Not as stupid as I just made it sound.

She never did anything for me. Her boobs look like someone stuffed a grapefruit in an old sock.

No, they'll go with a headcase. They'll pull off some ridiculous trade for Miller or Luongo somehow, and in 3 years they'll be right back to where they are now.

Yes, I'm the one living in the fantasy dreamworld. You know, the one where the south won the war, it's still the Wild West and you can literally just shoot any problem that might hinder you in the least. It's ok, I'm sure "god" will protect you if your *** jams in this reality you're clearly...

A concussion and some stitches in her mouth? That's it? That woman must be made of fucking steel. Very smart of her to keep a level head during all that ***** to keep her ***** safe. I hope they catch the dirtbag, like BC said, he must have been on something.

It's too soon, dammit!

That's was a confusing attempt at cheering up, but I appreciate it nonetheless.

I will be committing suicide, it's been real folks.

I don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you sarcastically calling the woman a thug? And she looked a little too anxious to shoot that dude with the *****. No warning or anything, just draw and shoot.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-belichick-forgets-about-loss-by-relaxing-in-b,26213/

One summer evening ***** to hell I stood there nearly lifeless An old man in the corner sang "Where The Water Lilies Grow" And on the jukebox Johnny sang About a thing called love And it's how are you *** and what's your name And how would you ****** know? In ***** and death 'neath a screaming...

Fucking awesome. The rest... meh.

What is the point of this? Other than posting tons of browser-slowing **** with a couple pieces of passable rock?

That's what she sa.... Fuck, who gives a **** anymore?

I've been here for a couple years, and I've never seen Aaliyah be rude or obnoxious to anyone who didn't have it coming. Where is the evidence of her ego stepping on anyone here? I'll gladly take a look at it and decide for myself.

2 guitarists that are way too technically fancy to actually enjoy, and one that i don't give a **** about. Pass.

Frattin doesn't make or break your team. A potential top 5 (or 10, even) is a building block the Leafs could definitely use.

The delusional idiot does not want to believe the truth.

sure. if prayer wasn't working, its because god doesnt love you. or you weren't doing it hard enough.

this thread is so full of stupid that I'm thinking of turning to nihilism.

Bernier could be a stud. Of course, he's playing in Toronto now, so that's kind of an impossibility. Bruins are still in this. If you told me/them at the beginning of the year that they'd be in position to win the cup right now, all they have to do is go 2-0, i'd/they'd take it in a heartbeat...

NHL13 and Gears: Judgement.

Holy *****-thread. I never played CoD2, but I did have CoD2: Big Red 1 for gamecube. That game was the ****. It was cool to have a campaign in Italy.

**** exclusives and inferior online service, IMO. And for the people who think the extra 100$ is going to be an issue for MS, remember that the PS3 launched at 600$ and did decently.

I loved Hernandez, and as far as I've heard, he's not a suspect in the ******, but he's probably going to be charged with obstruction of justice. That whole "Patriot Way" bullshit is 100% espn slobbering all over Belichek's ballsack. Sure, he's had success with "trouble players" in the past, but...

If you didn't choose guitar, then you've never heard Joshua Homme play guitar. Plus, Gretsch Black Falcon = Sex:

So what's your point, Sam? Just because Canada has a stupid law that puts assault rifles in the hands of private citizens with little/no fuss means that we should have the same stupid laws? Oh, and that ***'s a piece of **** on Call of Duty.

She's super hot, always has been. I AM surprised has how much bewbage she's lost, though. Still, a damn fine lookin' woman.

Looking forward to TTAODK, they say its the biggest, deepest add on yet. I really, really, REALLY hope they do a season two. I'd buy the pass in a heartbeat.

Still better than a ps4. I'm super glad they ditched all the bullshit, but $500 is still a bit too steep for me to grab one on day 1.

God damn that was maddening. Bruins get all the chances in OT, just like game 1, and then a Chi defensemen get the brilliant idea to actually shoot the puck and it finds a hole. This is an amazing series. When you really think about OT, you start to wonder about how drastically different a...

http://deadspin.com/mike-doc-emricks-passing-synonyms-a-daft-punk-mashu-514047086

Wow, you've resorted to literally googling your argument, and directly posting a link to the results.

Just as long as she can't be a Navy SEAL, right?

Thread title = my exact thoughts when I saw Sam was back.

I've always been more afraid of Hossa and Sharp hurting us than Kane and Toews.

U mad bro?

Exactly. I know he's not a big fighter, but that's not his role. The fact that your here bitching about him speaks to how good he is at it. He gets under a players skin, and then doesn't give him the satisfaction of fighting him or sending him to the box (most of the time). That, plus the fact...

No no no, you misunderstood me. I was posting a video of someone getting punched by Marchand and not fighting back. Direct proof that there are bigger pussies out there than Marchand. Then again, you're a leafs fan. In hindsight, I should have spelled it out for you in one-syllable words.

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Dude, that video is so old that the guy had a cameo appearance one the office like 2 years ago. Still a great vid though. And Brann Dailor is the greatest drummer in the world. Get your facts straight.

Doesn't bother me at all. It would if every woman cut their hair that way, but it's not bad to have a couple of punk rocker-lookin' chicks around. And who the fuck would wanna be Skrillex?

Gotta say, the title made me think that these dude would be much burlier than those guys. And why do they have their hands in eachother's pants?