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Nope.

I know, right? It's such a simple solution, but it's so effective. Don't be jealous that you didn't think of it. We can all benefit, so it doesn't matter who ultimately receives credit for the idea...

Nobody wants to watch a seven second (start to finish) clip featuring your needle dick... :tongue:

Like I've said many times before, the world would be better off if we just shot all homeless and poor people.

Dell fucking blows.

While certainly not to blame for creating the budget deficit, the Obama administration has not done anything to lower it either.

Wow, horrible officiating tonight in the Minny/Pack game. Three overturned calls in the end zone and one that should have been. What the fuck was the back judge looking at on that last one to Harvin? He was three feet away. I realize it was bang-bang, but damn, get the call right. You're an NFL...

I started Ryan Fitzpatrick and Steve Johnson today over Derrick Mason and Joe Flacco in fantasy. I'm not saying that I'm a genius or anything, but... Oh yeah, bye week for the Colts so Go Pack Go!

How hard is it to embed a video? :mad: 662R2awSwPQ

Of course he would say that. Elitism and arrogance are his MO. He'd never see you coming... :D

:popcorn: (rep to whims) Awesome. Can I sell tickets to the fight? Excelsior! Had I ranted like that, I would have been ******. Just sayin'...

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I love how you lump all Republicans together in one heap. I don't believe ********* should be legalized and I also don't believe in God. I suppose that throws a wrench into your political ideology.

*** did the right thing. Maybe they'll shoot the parents. Looks like a feel good story to me...

Oh, we knew this going into today's game. There's no way the Bucks were going to have a letdown today. I gladly took Ohio State -28 with one of my overly optimistic friends. A loss by at least 40 was fully expected today. Purdue is garbage. I hope that Hope is gone at the end of the year.

This might as well just be a "who's the hottest female in the world" thread. All of them inherently know how to cook. It's their natural role in the world.

Women are subordinate to men and need to be told what to do. "Bitch, make me a sandwich" is a great ice breaker.

I hear they aren't big fans of improper grammar, punctuation, or a lack of subject/verb agreement in thread titles.

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Anybody else remember Crystal Pepsi.... **** was awesome. At least through the nostalgic eyes from which I view my *********. Just sayin'... I did miss you, PK... :shy:

Re: Pornstar you want to put a baby in Sharon Tate :dunno:

So... the second girl is just a severed head? :dunno: Tits or GTFO!

Nope

It doesn't matter who you are! And nobody would forget me because I'd **** them.

:facepalm: I just wanted to post that before Alex did. And he will. It's usually the only meaningful part of his post. And nobody posts whilst being ***** anymore, not even ***** or STDiva. That's so three months ago. Just sayin'...

Who are you again? :dunno:

I gave it 21 seconds. I'd like that time back now, please. :mad: Christ, you have horrible taste in music...

That's Da Vinci's Notebook and that song is well over ten-years-old. :facepalm:

Brooke Erickson

5/10. Can barely see it.

Sharks with frickin' laser beams attacked to their frickin' heads. I think they died out in the Cretaceous...

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It's very simple. In fact, I call it my four Ts: 1. Thin 2. Tanned 3. Toned 4. Tight (that of course refers to the vagina, not tight as in good friends)

It's a real shame that she wasn't ****** in the accident...

Who the fuck are you? :dunno:

I feel like it's okay to resurrect an old thread if hot women are involved. So here's some topless snowboarding and gratuitous boob licking. Enjoy! (Warning, upon clicking above, the image may not be the only thing enlarged)

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No. I think she might be a zombie...

Much hotter skateboard chicks: :thumbsup:

That was a train wreck. :facepalm: Not only had she never heard the phrase "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," but she refuses to acknowledge that it can be found in the First Amendment. Yes, you dumbass, that is written...

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Can we ban Alex for bitching about it?

That's probably the dumbest fucking thing I've read in this thread. Yeah, they probably remember the kick he made to win the AFC title game in 46 feet of snow. Or maybe the five field goals he kicked against Baltimore in the playoffs. And then they also probably remember the kick he made to...

Why do I get the impression that you either work for Brazzers or are affiliated with themin some way? Yep, your bias is showing. It's porn, dude. You're filming sex, how hard can it be? Nobody watches it for the cinematography or story lines. "Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't...

What happened? I was busy watching the Hawks win after being down 2-0 in the third period. Hell of a fucking finish and Sharpie had his third consecutive game winning goal after a great feed from Kaner. So what did I miss?

D.B. Cooper Took the money and ran, never heard from either one again...

Re: would like to cancel my account Yeah, that was Mandarin for, "Fuck both of you." Loose translation. So I left a couple of words out, big deal. Act like you two have never made any goddamn mistakes... :mad: (Assholes)

That's part of the goddamn charm! :mad: It's great fuckin' pizza, fuck you. How dare you insult Arni's Pizza. You're dead to me now. Don't even look at me, look away.

I don't know. :dunno: But I didn't like the link he provided and neg repped him for it. I feel better now, more at peace with myself.