If she still looks hot to me, no problem.
I've always seen the ideal woman as deaf and mute.
They are handicaps, but you can't see them, it sounds like a gift from god.
I learnt that :
-all pornstars consider that cum is good for their skin.
-my dick is not that big.
-most pornstars have a great sense of humour (some scripts are hilarious).
-anal sex is not painful.
-double penetration is a common habit.
I've never heard of these Best Buy stores but I'm sure they are assholes for the simple reason that they are capitalists, and everyone knows that capitalists are bastards.
God bless Lenin.
1) Kthulu
2) Any pornstar that is keen on fucking fish.
3) The cock of Kthulu
4) I would be dressed up as Kthulu, I would ****** a boat in which 5 pornstars would be playing cards or dominos and I would fuck them with my *********.
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