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Definitely Bradley Cooper. He's got amazing eyes :flaccid:

It seems like plenty of butthurt guys around here :1orglaugh

No, he was oogling his testies left over and playing with a phantom dick. Nothing special :tongue:

Actually you're offending my friend by calling him a liar when you don't even know him. It's hurtful enough that he has allowed me to share his story with y'all in the hope for some sane advice without having to put up with this crap :******: And yes, I do think you're taking this a bit...

Hi Taylor, welcome to FO! ;) I hope you have a great time as there are plenty of lovely people here :) Slightly off topic, but may I ask have you experienced something called a 'fannyfart' and was it embarrassing? It's when an large-ish penis enters a women's vagina (usually in doggy style)...

Thanks Ronald! Your post count is da highest here, so we be definitely believe your judgement. :)

Cock belongs to Keiran. And that Ramonator is a big dick bastard!! :D

I know, tell me about it! It's as if I was cursed by gypsies growing up and every friend I've come into contact with has been jinxed by it. Which is why I don't want any more friends because I don't want to hurt them any longer with my luck. I know no-one believes me, and it doesn't matter but...

Hun, I don't know why you're taking this WAYYYY too personally :dunno: Never said it didn't slice off a huge chunk of his thigh too, but since the cock is usually man's prize piece - and it's absence HAS affected him the most - I thought that'd be the topic of the discussion. No-one is telling...

Spexy, the last thing I want to do is turn this issue about me :( It's my male friend who is having a moral dilemma and he's coming to me for advice and I thought this place was where I can find some. So what do you think? Should he forgive? Even from our female perspective, maybe you still can...

What's a Figure Four? It doesn't sound nice!

True story bro!! :( I've never told anyone this but since F0 has been so nice to me, I thought I'd reveal the inner soul of my friend.

Do you think you can ever become the 'bigger man' by finding forgiveness? Before you decide, here's the true story of what happened to one of my best friend :******: This still tears me up whenever I tell this to people, so please bear with me if I take a moment to compose myself...

It can be a compliment as she's putting the guy at ease because the guy was asking if he was hurting her :(

So it's an insult. thought so :(

You're fucking her really hard doggy style, and suddenly notice she's gone all quiet. Concerned for her well being, you ask her: "Sorry babe, am I hurting you?" She replies: "Oh baby, all of my previous boyfriends were MUCH bigger than you, so this is just a walk in the park. Don't worry baby...

No. She has just been ravaged by the masked men so she's dripping wet.

I'm pretty sure sadistic men exists out there, somewhere ;) Firstly, I just wanted to say I'm shocked at the selfishness of all you guys, and I'm pretty sure Spexy would agree with me :flaccid: I mean given the chance of saving an amazing life long friend via a 5 minute BJ, who in their right...

A gang of sadistic masked men has ********* you and your best friend. And they are about to release you, but your friend's release depends on if you will suck his cock. They pull down your friends trousers and you see his cock - big, fat and juicy. Everything is recorded on camera. Would you...

This ^^ I'd also like to add that some women are like fine ****.. the older they get, the better they look :)

My friend got pulled over for driving nude. But when the cop saw how small his cock was, felt sorry and let him go. what a small cock idiot but lucky bastard :2 cents:

Depends on which one is thicker ;)

I thought Psi was William Hung?

You are given the choice to live only one world. World One: contains 1 PERFECT girl in every way. 11/10 Perfect face. Perfect personality. Perfect body. She will always love you forever. She will never grow old. World Two: TRILLONS of girls, but they are only average 7/10. Average face...

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Holly WTF?!! :surprise: what experiment did you do that caused you to change your mind? :******: my friend was dancing with joy upon reading your first reply but now he's totally heartbroken :(

Anything with Jesse Jane and Belladonna. Latter got punched in the stomach and ate ****. LOVED IT :D

French accent

bump

The one I'm looking at includes free newspaper delivered to your room everyday. Seems like a good deal to me :)

Wouldn't the 2nd one be loose already? :dunno: Like throwing a hotdog down the hallway :flaccid:

I guess if that makes you happy then we should do the things we love. It's all about enjoyment.

did you even see the Aquarium one in the 2nd post? It's got a whale shark that you could almost touch

That's nice! does it include Fatwa?

even if it's for a Once in a lifetime experience? I mean if you had $65K spare do you think it's worth it? :dunno: I must admit there are some amenities not found in cheaper hotels such as: 1. Personal butler 2. 100% marble coffee tables 3. Electric sunshades 4. 65 inch TV in every room!! 5...

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Holly you look absolutely radiant! You've got perfect skin, as I always keep saying I know I know :D Okay this is slightly off topic (or on topic considering the original idea of this thread ;) but according to you, would a penis be considered skinny if it's able...

212 :rolleyes:

113 ;)

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! That's a really beautiful ring you've got there, I didn't see it properly till now. Your man is a very lucky big dick bastard :D

What about a Mafia boss with a big cock and virgin ass? Whats the chance he'd get buttraped?

Probably! I don't think anyone would dare **** a serial killer. My friend wishes he ****** someoneS!

Thanks Sickaro, nice to hear it from someone with experience ;) I'll immediately inform my small cock friend to prepare lube :D

Well my friend is quite skinny about 5 foot 5, and he's cute looking too.

and which ones get the most *****? And why do they always ask "What u in for?" the first thing in prison? Anyway, I'm asking on behalf of my friend who has recently been arresting for indecent exposure. He was exposing his tiny cock in a bus full of people to this young chick (who laughed at...

If you remove the mosaic, it will be even tinier! It's like a lion with his mane. East Asian porn always use blurring to hide their small ones :D

Have you seen East asian porn?, also known as AV idol. The pornstars are teeny tiny! :1orglaugh I do admit I watch it for the cuckold pleasure :D

Hi ApploBoaTruthteller! Welcome to freeones :D

Joke of the day? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Thanks JasonCock, but I think Charlize never recovered from *******, so I'm going for Pandorum

So, what am I forever condemned to small cock posts if I am to be respected? :(

Yes or no, you big dick bastards :D