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  1. Ulysses31

    How much do you think you are worth?

    I can see the kidnappers paying my ****** several million dollars to take me back
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    I lost two friends because Whimsy is straight

    Yep Dirk thinks I knew about whims perverted revelation and now he refuses to speak to me and I sure as hell won't speak to that filthy 'breeder' ever again. How on Earth was I supposed to know whims was creeping out at night and sticking his 4 incher into womens vaginas :dunno: He has disgraced...
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    I lost a friend because they found out I'm straight.

    You make me sick, even the Devil won't take you now
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    Board Milestone

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    game: who would you fuck?

    Ali Landry Yulia Volkova or Lena Katina edit: What not even on Freeones yet http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/t-A-T-u-Maxim-tatu-1052255_400_600.jpg Yulia: Left, Lena: Right
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Ann Marie Rosie O'Donnell or Oprah Winfrey
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    Woman Claims Flu Shot Gave Her Neurological Disorder

    Have I posted this story before as her face seems vaguely familiar :dunno: Anyway she appears to be better now although there is still debate over whether she was faking it or not, I don't know either way :dunno...
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    R.I.P Tubby

    On further investigation I've discovered he died in May 2008 so it's not exactly breaking news. RIP anyway http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/tubby-t/news/41763-tubby-t-dies http://tubby-t.gonetoosoon.org/
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    Who did you have a crush on when you were younger?

    Natalie Imbruglia in the 90s and Sarah Michelle Gellar in the late 90s/2000s, badly
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    How many death threats do you normally receive?

    No one cares enough about me to want me dead
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    This is the Ohio police department we're talking about here not Delta *****, I simply doubt they have such resources although that would've been the correct course of action to take.
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    More here http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/crime/slain-deputy-hailed-for-optimism-1044237.html
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    freeones board ranking

    We should all be fucking ashamed of ourselves, beaten by a ***** ******** supplies message board. The moment anyone here starts talking about horses they get ******, look what happened to horseshiteater. This is so embarassing I'm just gonna tell people I go on gay porn websites at night rather...
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    Video game villains! Your favorite?

    Kendra Daniels from Dead Space, what a two faced bitch she turned out to be RAAM in Gears Of War, scared the **** out of me Omega in Bullet Witch, he was a real bastard an all
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    i lost a friend because im a bisexual lady

    Did you come on to her and she rejected you or was it because she doesn't agree with your lifestyle choice? If it's the latter then you don't really need her as a friend and it's her loss and not yours, she may also need time to come to terms with it so the situation is no way permanent.
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Never thought of that. I can only assume the police had intel from the other trailer owners that he was inside alone and had no **** etc
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    80s US singer Susanna Hoffs (The Bangles). She's in her 50s now! Oh and yes again.
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Changed my mind I will. Then I'll get a recording contract for her and live off the royalties :)
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    Word Association

    Narcissism
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    not with that expression, she seems way too surprised
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    Just One Word To Describe The Person Above

    numerical
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    I'll agree with this. The guy made his intentions clear when he shot dead that police officer in cold ***** leading down a one way road, he must've been either ***** or high to do something like that and therefore was capable of hurting others. They tried to get him to surrender which he refused...
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    Cheney: Bush "did not want to be the one who pulled the plug" on GM

    Bush like Blair wanted something to be remembered for and to get his name in the history books, in the UK Thatcher gained popularity on a wave of nationalism following victory over Argentina in the Falklands war and Bush and Blair thought they could do the same in Iraq, the only problem being...
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    Police officer ****** in furious firefight in Ohio trailer park

    Sounds like she never stood a chance and got plain executed for just doing her job. RIP
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    Just got a membership to Facial *****

    All Of Them, just quit work and enjoy 24/7. If you still don't have enough time then check out: Tory Lane Mya Mason Moxxie Maddron Kelly Klass Veronica Jett Maya McKay Karena O'Reilley Aaralyn Barra Annie Cruz Bambi Athena
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    Cheney: Bush "did not want to be the one who pulled the plug" on GM

    People argue Labour done the same here in the UK which is why the Tories are making all the many job cuts, the Tories say they are only doing what is necessary and what Labour failed to do whilst Labour argue they had a different approach to spend their way out of recession meaning no job cuts...
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    'Biggest Ever' Fox Caught In Britain

    RIP Mr Fox
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    Best Indian pornstar ever?

    No idea who she is and this is the only scene (amateur) I've ever seen but she's stunning, well to me anyway http://www.indianstolenporn.com/galleries/1010/gal2.html?nats=askjolene.1.5.8.0.275.0.0.0
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    Tittyfuck while guy is sitting down

    http://bbp.juggcrew.com/m/jugs/143/?t=08&nats=juggsfree:Revshare:BBP
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    most beautiiful girl on the planet

    Mylène Jampanoï http://static1.purepeople.com/articles/4/94/24/@/39880-mylene-jampanoi-637x0-1.jpg http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/mylene-jampanoi/mylene-jampanoi-20060720-146306.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aHgISFyhhBw/TIkT1V0entI/AAAAAAAAABw/A7q0r30eSWw/s1600/mylene+jampanoi+4.jpg...
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    Lindsay Hayward aka Isis The Amazon

    Here's one wrestling match I wouldn't mind losing ;) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1320147/Lindsay-Hayward-aka-Isis-6ft-9in-model-makes-living-Amazonian-wrestler.html Collection Of Pictures...
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    What Is Your New Year's Resolution?

    In the UK A&E means the Accident & Emergency department of a hospital (ie emergency room), they barely see you even if you come in screaming with limbs missing. ps Most of the junk aint porn although I still have a few VHS's of porn that never made it onto the net or probably even DVD, over my...
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    Funny Pictures Of The Year

    A sign in South Bend, Indiana caused a few red faces. The embarrassing spelling error on a digital billboard meant to promote South Bend public schools has been pulled down, but it was up for five days. A spokesman for Blue Waters Group, the company responsible, said: "The message was proofed by...
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    Ds

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    What Is Your New Year's Resolution?

    Just completely change everything about my life. More specifically get organised for the first time in my life, eat less **** but put on more weight, clearout a lot of junk as I'm a hoarder that can't seem to throw much away so I'll look through most things once then put them on eBay, give them...
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    Christmas with Assange

    I never knew he was Santa! Thankfully he was released before Christmas so he was able to deliver all those presents to the ****.
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    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? Kim Cattrall Hayden Panettiere Carrie-Anne Moss Chantelle Houghton Alicia Witt Usain Bolt You've come a long way Georges
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    Anyone ever **** a chicken?

    Make em watch Superman IV: The Quest For Peace http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100317143949AAgxdwr
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    Do you try and check the size of the guy peeing next to you in a public urinal?

    Of what relevance would the size of a strangers penis be you? I think your subconsciously justifying your fixation of staring at other mens penises by implying it's some sort of necesaary research, if caught they will be offended and either confront you over it or like me feel ******** and go...
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    Nicki Minaj

    Re: Nikki Minaj At her sold-out All Pink Everything New Years Eve Party at Mansion nightclub on Miami Beach with a theme linking to her massive-selling debut album, Pink Friday. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/01/01/article-1343348-0C9F6E0E000005DC-924_468x697.jpg...
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