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Next up....Alaska. We will return to Alaska once the Levi Johnston Republican horror show gets up and running :nanner: But, for now.. The pathway to success for failed republicans...flee to the Loonatarian Party :rofl: As a tight vote count continues in the Last Frontier's Senate race, The...

^ Probably not. However, some do it better than others...

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. All the Beck bullshit is just fodder for his run for Congress. All it takes is money and exposure to herd enough sub-26 IQ Republicans to nominate someone (see Linda McMahon, Rick Scott, Carly Fiorina etc.)... If Beck left FixedNoise and ran for...

Look no further than Ava Devine...Kelly Divine.... Some others...Katie Kox, Madison Scott, Claire Dames

I thought I would start a thread glorifying all the horrendous infighting between bitter, loser GOP candidates, between bitter Tea Bagger candidates, and the bitterness that ensues whenever these two dinosaurs decide to tussle. It's funny how, according to conservative media of course, that...

Well, my Farmville and Frontierville days are over :weeping: Everytime I log in...Facebook is DEMANDING that I offer up my cellphone number as "proof" of identity? :rolleyes: Sure...not.

This issue came up in 2004 I believe..(too lazy to Google)...and I'm pretty sure the Republican congress "promised" to investigate...I'd say that was one of their more sincere promises to the American public, huh? It figures that the Book business would have the clumbsiest more sinisisterly...

Because of this....... ....do we trust that he is really gay? :dunno: Perhaps he's just the canary in the tunnel for the Republicans trying to (secretly, quietly) coddle to the gays? I guess he won't be finding a spot on the Tea Bagger podium, although with this news, perhaps he should :thefinger

Hmmm. Nope. Christmas is overrated anyway. Easter is more important anyway...ain't it Jesus lovers? :dunno: I'd like someone to point out to me where the hell the Easter Bunny fits into the Christian narrative of Easter, anyways...never figured what a bunny has to do with anything :dunno...

^ They need to hire Bob Bradley. The U.S. team would've done much better in the World Cup if we had Charlie Davies (who has Theo Walcott speed!) and Gooch 100%. The U.S. is not a deep squad, but the U.S.'s best starting 11 is not bad. Bradley really molded the team well the past 2 years...

Loved the first one. Sadly, it's still relevant today (as threads around here discuss in the 2008 election runup)... I gotsta say that the "Darien" hummer on "Bud Fox" in the limo scene....not bad for a non-porn hummer scene :thumbsup: Could Daryl Hannah really give a blow like that back in...

^Err...is this the right thread for this. Wouldn't the NHL thread lurkers find this more interesting...:dunno:

Does she have the best tits in the biz right now? :yesyes:

I am surprised that Marshall/Henne haven't clicked. I just watched some of the Dolphins/Falcons replay on NFL Network. Yeah, they looked sloppy. I'm not too worried about the Dolphins yet. I think they will fight it out with the Patriots for the AFC East. The Jets are so full of themselves right...

A Katy Perry lookalike :yesyes: yummalish!

^ Yeah. I guess the suckers that orgied for his rookie baseball card probably feel like douchebags now. Never has a promising career gone up in :flame: faster...oh, wait, Kerry Wood, Mark Prior... Strasburg probably will come back and be nothing special...

Well it didn't take long for the Adebayor meltdown to occur....:rofl: F U Ade :thefinger Adebayor ready to leave City http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=818107&sec=transfers&cc=5901

I don't want to think about the things that could happen to your vajayjay if you diddled yourself with one of those :shocked: :nono:

Keep the boobs. Get rid of the dawgs. :yesyes: She already got rid of one dawg from her life. She needs to do something other than girl/girl sextape :*****: I WANT A REAL SEXTAPE FROM HER!

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Re: Danielle FTV - Busty FTV Girl Yeah, so real and so hawt looking...maybe next time we'll get a little hair-pulling :nanner::clap:

^ ATTT! I will volunteer myself to bring a new scene or two with Gieselle to the market...the public demands more of her :bowdown:

Re: porn girls and pain, rough sites etc... Maybe now it's all "fun and games" on the set. But when that **** first hit the market...didn't Max Hardcore pretty much get locked because his set wasn't so fun and games back in the day... :dunno: I definitely **** the simulated **** **** that some...

Recruiting is a crap shoot pretty much. Somebody has one player a 3star and another somebody has the same player a 5 star :dunno: The bigger schools are much deeper than Boise State; however, Boise State is usually much better coached than every team they play. Coaching is the real equalizer...

Never got into Facebook. I have a bogus account just to play Farmville, Frontierville, and Resort Party (I think that's the name of the new one I tried). I have looked up pornstars and friended a couple like Kayden Faye and Mz Berlin. Martin Caligula--add me fellow farmers and frontierspeople...

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The future of porn in America rests on the talent unionizing. http://movies.askjolene.com/play/1/1EEC17FBD51EE886C28EA4192DB78BF1/eve-lawrence-gives-nasty-handjob I think Eve could pass as Katy Perry's twin in this one...

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: Bookmarking thread :o

^ Minny = 8-8 team this year. Brett Favre rides off into the sunset FINALLY flat on his back..and maybe to the sound of BOOS from the hometown fans :thefinger

:*****: I'm not defending Boise State anymore. Either they pass the smell test of they don't. They've beaten plenty of brand-name teams at home and on the road and in BCS games. They aren't allowed to cherry-pick their schedule and play the toughest the SEC has to offer, the Big 11, the Pac10...

"Psst. Blago. Wanna whip out our schlongs? Shortest has to go on Bill Orally's show." "You're on"

:throws penalty flag in Andro's face: Irrelevant and desperate cred grab by unnecessary name drop. Based on the credentials of this Top 10 list....Missy Woods, Lorelei Lee and AJ Baily are the brainiest...

http://www.freekickassmovies.com/pornstars_like_it_big/2009-09-07/index07.htm clip#13 is good, clip 14 is meh...

Me too :1orglaugh:o :rubbel: I've never heard of her, and my guess is she's probably a 1-timer :( http://www.cohf-movies.com/fuckedhard18/aletta-set5/main.htm

^ :facepalm: for all of those takes.. PTI frackin' blows. Wilbon is a whiny bitch and Kornholio is a sadsack who simply likes to hear himself talk. He's playing pocket pool under his desk half the time. I really would not mind if PTI got canceled. I seriously can't decide who's more grating...

The sad thing is...that was the most exciting thing that happened at that game :o :*****:

Er, now's probably not the time to tell you about the ~HeAt AdViSorY!~ for tomorrow :o That really is no man's land California. :o Is there any place for you and your girlie to knock boots? Maybe Kettleman City will be good for the sex life :dunno:

My thoughts on Preseason action this weekend... 1. The Chargers look pretty good on offense. Their rook RB Ryan Somebody looks like a productive Rookie of the Year possibility... 2. I know it's only Preseason, but the Cowboys stink. Romo can't play QB and the Boys have nothing at WR. 3. The...

There's probably a clever "what if" scenario involving the Klan and a sheet that I could throw down here, but instead of figuring it out...I'm gonna go wank to some porn.

^ I'm throwing a penalty flag on this. Over-extending-one's-base-of-knowledge-to-sound-superior. 10 yard penalty and loss of down. Do you have any proof of Sentence 1 and Sentence 5? Those sound like the kinds of conjecture that get converted to fact which happen with nightly regularity on "The...

Hmm. Really? Let's count the ways... 1. That whole slavery thing. 2. That whole women thing. 3. Creation of the Senate--it was envisioned as nothing more than a pension earning opportunity for the wealthy American Squirearchy when they became too old to **** or it was a nice haven for...

Mardy Fish's wife> Andy Roddick's wife :yesyes: I watched the 3rd set of Fish v Feds. I gotta say Mardy Fish looks legit. He played fantastic. He could be a US Open semifinalist. I'm not confident of Nadal doing **** at the USOpen. It could be a 2nd Rd loss kind of thing..

If only it were that simple. But every time Obama brings up quagmire and attempts to fix it--the Republicans **** bricks and whip out their filibusters. Bush and Cheney grabbed some list of (alleged) bad guys off of somebody's desk and essentially rounded up randoms off the streets to throw in...

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I'm going back and practicing Greek Mythology. Let's bring Zeus, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, etc out of the dusty books and back into the public sphere. The stories are so much better :thumbsup:

I love boob implants. There really aren't as many "bad ones" out there as people seem to claim. :dunno: They are the greatest thing ever for enhancing sexual pleasure. I don't believe all plastic surgery is good--collagen lips and a too-botoxed-out face are much worse things...:yesyes:

Wigan today looked worse than Derby County did on their worst day. Wigan gave up on the season today. The stadium looked half-empty. Relegation looks like a foregone conclusion for them. I have to say that Chelski looked ferocious today. Yes, they were playing a side that ran up the white flag...