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  1. Born2Jizz

    :wave:

    :wave:
  2. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Murmaider" by Dethklok eNLjJ2jKbaI
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    Fable II vs Fable III

    HEY! :mad::nono: Just the women! :yesyes: *Runs and hides from Alisa...*
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    What should I name my penis?

    Roman Candle! :D
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    Best Final Fantasy

    ******* and auto-fighting blow... I have to control my party at all times or I'm unhappy. :dunno: The worst is when you have badass characters and they get hit with confuse and **** your whole party. :mad::******: Dirge of Cerberus was a lot of fun, but the auto targeting, shoot, switch...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Briana Banks! :D:D:D
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Melanie Lynskey. and :dito::D
  8. Born2Jizz

    Yeah it was! :D:glugglug: I like the Wedding Dress thread. :)

    Yeah it was! :D:glugglug: I like the Wedding Dress thread. :)
  9. Born2Jizz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    A tall-boy of Coors Banquet/Original! I was about a dollar short of a 12-pack so I had to get 5 24oz cans, so basically a 10-pack. :dunno:
  10. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    :dito: Vincent was lame, Red XIII was ok, Yuffie was fucking horrid. And my personal best is getting my party to level 62 before the end of disc 1. :2 cents::dunno:
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    What should I name my penis?

    "Master Exploder" :D 80DtQD5BQ_A
  12. Born2Jizz

    Fable II vs Fable III

    But you're smokin' hot!! :dunno: How the fuck does THAT work?! :dunno::confused:
  13. Born2Jizz

    Charlie Sheen

    I have absolutely nothing good to say about Bree Olson. :2 cents::thefinger
  14. Born2Jizz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    My last tall boy of Mickey's... :******:
  15. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    :1orglaugh:D
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    Charlie Sheen

    What an epic fucking pimp. Seriously. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
  17. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    I know right?! :******: The only games I have with me are 2 computer games... Neverwinter Nights 2 and Magic the Gathering: Battlegrounds. :******:
  18. Born2Jizz

    Led Zeppelin

    That was Lynryd Skynyrd, fucking DUH.... Their teacher's name was Leonard Skinnard, and he used to give the band **** for never changing into gym clothes and having long hair. They actually played their first show under the band name "Leonard Skinner" as a big "fuck you" to the guy that gave...
  19. Born2Jizz

    You are seriously fucking awesome. I used to think that you were just hot as hell, but now I...

    You are seriously fucking awesome. I used to think that you were just hot as hell, but now I know that you're also the ****! You have a great display of video game knowledge!:iloveyou::bowdown::kiss:
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    Fable II vs Fable III

    How are you that fucking hot and still know your **** about video games?! :confused::dunno: I mean I've seen you pull some serious video game knowledge (more than the average/"Gamer" girl) and actually come off with a voice of reason like a pimpily 30yr old living in his ***'s basement...
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    Beautiful Tits Sitting At A Computer!

    Those are some great :boobies:!! :bowdown::D
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    Charlie Sheen

    These videos are awesome! Thanks for posting them! Here are my favorite quotes from them: -"I'm just that goddamn bitchin' and interesting!" -"Winning!" -"Gnarleyisms/Gnarly-Garlyingtons" -"Well I'm not Thomas Jefferson... He was a pussy!" -"Losers/clowns/trolls" -"Vatican Assassins" -"Touch...
  23. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    I would... But when I moved to CO, I could only bring 2 50 pound check bags and one carry on bag. :******: Sadly my clothes/blankets/computer was all I could afford to bring.... :******:
  24. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    :D:dito::D
  25. Born2Jizz

    What is Your ***** Concert?

    xAquRuqyQQc
  26. Born2Jizz

    Congrats again and thank you for the rep points, sir! :hatsoff::glugglug:

    Congrats again and thank you for the rep points, sir! :hatsoff::glugglug:
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    :D Thanks for the rep, friend! :hatsoff::glugglug:

    :D Thanks for the rep, friend! :hatsoff::glugglug:
  28. Born2Jizz

    is Twitter down?

    :D:glugglug:
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    T-Mobile Sidekick 3

    :1orglaugh I don't think she's "Valleygirl" enough for that! :D
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    Best Final Fantasy

    :dito::iloveyou::kiss::lovecoupl Tifa's :boobies: = :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::banana::hit::rubbel: Aerith was nice because of Healing Wind, and that's about it. She was pretty much useless in my mind... :2 cents::dunno: My go-to party line-up was Cloud, Tifa, and Barret (Back row).
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    You really like that stuff! :) I'm ******** Mickey's again... :dunno:
  32. Born2Jizz

    Meanwhile in Sweden.....

    0ylRplLnU84&playnext=1&list=PLCC86C88D8297825A
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jesse Jane in Digital Playground's "Teachers" :D
  34. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard tIlgciJ8DTs
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    LOL! "Blind Cheetah"... :1orglaugh Sorry I just got that... :D

    LOL! "Blind Cheetah"... :1orglaugh Sorry I just got that... :D
  36. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Too Late for Love" by Def Leppard lbAWqYp2pwg
  37. Born2Jizz

    Of course, dude! :D :glugglug:

    Of course, dude! :D :glugglug:
  38. Born2Jizz

    Butter...

    :1orglaugh Glad to see that I'm not the only English nerd! :D
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Jada Stevens :D
  40. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard 4Af8fiGXWTo
  41. Born2Jizz

    A or B

    :1orglaugh:rofl:
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    Witch Pronstar Wuld U Like 2 Cut Ur Lawn Wit?

    If I had a pornstar over, WHY the FUCK would we be cutting the grass?! :wtf::why::lame::dunno:
  43. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Rocket" by Def Leppard cWQloJU-fLA
  44. Born2Jizz

    It's a great song! :D Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff::glugglug:

    It's a great song! :D Thanks for the rep! :hatsoff::glugglug:
  45. Born2Jizz

    Think Gas prices are high now?

    :1orglaugh:D
  46. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "You Spin Me 'Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive jT6mwnONUNA
  47. Born2Jizz

    Masturbation.....

    :hit::D
  48. Born2Jizz

    ****** Commercial for IKEA...

    :confused::wtf: *Cunning Stunts, :iloveyou:, but :wtf: is wrong with you?! :dunno:
  49. Born2Jizz

    Best Final Fantasy

    X-2 doesn't exist. That game was never made. Seriously. :facepalm:
  50. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "******" by Danzig wuK0f-Zur9A
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