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Either her boobs stick out too far or her stomach sits very deep :dunno:

Ermm Ok

I said your hands!

Walk away

Seriously

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828879-missing-moon-rock-found-in-politicians-home LOL One Man's Junk is Another Man's Treasure

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828273-nun-defeats-thief We should just have nuns patrolling the streets instead of cops!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/829886-aussie-mugs-trashed-after-obamas-name-is-misspelt Seems like revenge to me! Never cancel on the Aussies.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/829679-police-astonished-by-rectal-capacity-of-prison-smuggler That puts Blueballs' rectal capacity to shame! :booty:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7810810/Internet-addicts-stage-jail-break-from-rehab-centre.html LOL I wonder how many at Freeones belong there? We can start with Lurkingdirk :crash:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7810735/Chinese-farmer-declares-war-on-property-developers-with-homemade-wheelbarrow-cannon.html Fight the power! I'm surprised the Chinese let him get away with this, the whole story would fit the 18th or 19th century time period.

LOL That's even bigger than the one I posted in the Jokes section. Looks tasty though :tongue: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/7809027/Huge-hamburger-smashes-world-record.html http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/829833-burger-the-size-of-a-cow-a-world-record

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7811422/Cow-rescued-from-******-swimming-pool.html Judging by the state of the pool the cow was either filthy or emptied his bowels whilst in there, doubt they'll be swimming in it for a while.

Sickening to actually avoid men and just go for women. Apparently he was the half-******* of former baseball star Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez if that name means anything to anyone...

I'll offer them $3.50 for it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1284892/The-17million-yacht-comes-supercar-quick-going-them.html

That'll make the game seem more interesting :1orglaugh http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1284906/Young-*****-spotted-********-****-U-S-baseball-game.html

I could have fun there all day :nanner: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1284893/First-look-Celine-Dions-20m-Florida-waterpark-mansion.html

Nifa McLaughlin, editor of gurgle.com, said: ‘It is ridiculous that the health of young mums is being put at risk because of embarrassment. ‘We’ve all been in that awkward situation, but we would encourage commuters to swallow their pride and offer their seats. ‘It is worth risking a red face...

I have no idea what they are advertising (***** maybe dunno), nor do I care ;)

Don't Ask

I was never a big fan but they had some decent tracks and this guy always stood out in their vids. RIP Stuart Cable. http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=153677379

Not one for posting controversial threads :1orglaugh but thought this article was rather interesting (rather surprising for Murdochs' Sun which normally concentrates on anti-Muslim articles). To the American members of the forum how common/relevant is this to the US today or is it just a British...

*** was hungry :dunno: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828853-12-year-old-joyrider-given-away-by-burger

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/828665-stuck-robber-calls-911-after-failed-burglary-attempt

Look what addiction does to a man :( http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7806521/Robber-botched-raid-on-bookies-by-colliding-with-bin.html

for that poor ******!!

10 seconds later this soldier was found dead with no other people in the vicinity

Apparently he loved dogs too much

http://www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html