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  1. Ulysses31

    Penis size world chart!

    That's because Israel stole bits of their penises and started building settlements on them, this time next year it'll be even bigger :surprise:
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    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    Her mistake I guess was using her actual picture as the Facebook page is in her performer name and not her real name ps Her Facebook page is in some weird ***** language, couldn't make heads or Tails of it :dunno...
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    Penis size world chart!

    I always thought Americans were the biggest dicks in the world :dunno:
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    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    Yes either that or some sort of clerical assistant. I'd probably agree with the suspension if she was a teacher or directly involved with the ******** on a daily basis but being on the admin staff is a pretty grey area, does the same apply to canteen staff or nurses all of whom have some contact...
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    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    Yeah or a free password to her website or a free dvd, but an autograph :facepalm: Pictures of her in action http://potinage.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/193154_1781989243800_1661537708_1691112_3584687_o-500x281.jpg [http://potinage.ca/2011/03/samantha-ardente-en-action/]...
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    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    Stupid *** should've kept his mouth shut http://www.facebook.com/pages/Samantha-Ardente/162325563821481
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    Do women get lighter sentences for burglary?

    Not about burgulary but in this case a woman accused two Eastern European men of ****** her and they were promptly arrested, understandably she received lots of sympathy and support from the local community and ethnic tensions in the area rose resulting in attacks on Eastern Europeans by scared...
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    *** NOTE: Please update your password ***

    Re: *** URGENT: Please update your password *** Has there been a security breach?
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche Would the horses have eaten any of their dead brethren if they got hungry enough? Also is there any difference between the different coloured horses?, I didn't see many white ones in there.
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    Kerry Marie

    Photo Update 12 http://www.********************/kerrymarie/fotos012.htm
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    can't really see her face so i'll toss a coin
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    Bigfoot "Sighted" in N.C.

    Yeah ***** isn't taking his ban too well
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    Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

    Elizabeth Taylor's funeral gets underway as ****** arrive to Forest Lawn for private service Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1369589/Elizabeth-Taylors-funeral-gets-underway-******-arrive-Forest-Lawn-private-service.html#ixzz1HYjkE7e2 Last resting place: Taylor's...
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    Re: Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt ranche What no crass joke? Could horses be A-Ry's weak spot?
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    Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

    Just when you'd almost forgotten about them :facepalm: I didn't really want to bring this **** up in a thread dedicated to her memory but I feel people need to know, even if they aint surprised http://twitter.com/meganphelps
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    Retired pornstar you'd like to come back ?

    Nikki Neals, did nowhere near enough scenes. Anyone know what she's up to nowadays?
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    Left to starve: Native Americans round up 700 horses abandoned by bankrupt rancher

    He should've put them on eBay
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    12 U.S. soldiers face trial after Afghan civilians 'were ****** for sport and...

    The lack of supervision that both his lawyer and his mum said made me laugh, he isn't a baby he's a grown man of 22. Is the army supposed to follow every soldier around and make sure they don't ****** people?, I blame it on the blame everyone else except me culture that seems so prevalent today...
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    12 U.S. soldiers face trial after Afghan civilians 'were ****** for sport and...

    Jailed for 24 years: The U.S. soldier who was part of 'death squad' which ******** three Afghan civilians could be eligible for parole in about seven years :facepalm: 'He's really a good ***. This is just a bad war at a bad time in our country's history,' Geoffrey Nathan, one of his lawyers...
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    Ds

    damn!
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    Ds

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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    And like Gaddafi he will have an army of female bodyguards, made up entirely of the Freeones OCSMs. L3ggy can remain unemployed as he's so good at it, the name L3ggy will become synonymous with failure. Parents will warn their ****, 'if you drop out of school you'll end up like L3ggy, if you...
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    Federal Officials Send 4-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Back To Guatemala

    I don't believe Britain does. If a non-British woman has a ***** whilst in Britain on holiday or on a short term work visa I don't believe that ***** would become a British citizen. Otherwise people from all other the world would come here on year long tourist/work visas and then have a *****...
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    Always remember when you go clubbing....

    It's contagious http://www.7days7nights.com/images/photos/images/10119$DanielShotThis@Rebel_0180.jpg
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    Cleveland Woman Turns 119!!!

    Slave's ******** has '119th birthday party' but Guinness won't verify her as world's oldest person * Mrs Lanier never had birth certificate, required by Guinness World Records, as she was a black girl born to slave parents * ****** says Social Security Administration letter verifies age...
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    7/10, seems a decent sized wolf
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    6.5/10, need to see a face to give a higher score
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    Where Do You NOT Want To See A Tattoo, On a Woman?

    Anywhere but if i had to pick one area I'd say the face :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1194910/Teenager-Kimberley-Vlaminck-56-stars-tattoed-face-finally-comes-clean.html
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    The Member Above Me....

    Has locked all the doors and hidden the key down her top :(
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    Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

    She was the last one left in the Top 10 of the AFI's list of greatest female screen legends. All that's left in the Top 25 is Shirley Temple (18), Lauren Bacall (20) and Sophia Loren (21)
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    The Member Above Me....

    Has taken me hostage :(
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    The first thing he does is close down all the water purification plants so we all end up ******** ****, all toilets will be fitted with mandatory cameras which he will be able to view directly from his office, down in the sewers.
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    The Member Above Me....

    will look outdated in 2013
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    Once again yes
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    ***** should be head of finance as he's constantly bitching about the 'numbers' and government spending. Shimmy can be some sort of Gangsta Rapper like Jay-Z, corrupting our youth by promoting youth ******** and ***** use. Whimsy can be head of the biological weapons department, if anyone can...
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    Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

    Elizabeth Taylor - a life in pictures Come to bed eyes: Elizabeth Taylor smouldered on screen, including in the 1958 classic Cat On A Hot Tin Roof Bathing beauty: Elizabeth Taylor in a scene from the 1959 film Suddenly Last Summer All grown up: Taylor in Butterfield 8 in 1961 (right) - a...
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    Mr Trebus would be a nightmare figure you would tell **** about, ie beware of Mr Trebus, if you don't eat your vegetables or Mr Trebus will get you, don't let women go out alone at night because of the Mr Trebus etc. PK head of the navy of course, although rather embarassing as we have only land...
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    cum on clothed women vids

    :yesyes:
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    Lybia American Fighter Was it Shot Down ?

    Shouldn't you have included a poll? It wouldn't surprise me if it was shot down, BY friendly fire. The plane sent to rescue the pilots already shot 6 Libyan villagers who were trying to help the pilots so it wouldn't surprise me.
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    If Freeones.com were a country, it would be larger than Oman

    We could invade OMAN and take their oil, we outnumber them. We'll leave Jamaica alone as they're crazy. Roald will begin as President but I see him being impeached for something or another, ***** can head up the military and I see Dirk as being some sort of cult leader that the authorities need...
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    countdown from 1 million to 1

    999 900 ps Why did the OP start at 100000 and not 1000000?
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    Japanese and American Reaction to Disaster

    The Japanese road repaired SIX days after it was destroyed by quake The picture of gaping chasms in a Japanese highway demonstrated the power of the March 11 earthquake. Now the astonishing speed of reconstruction is being used to highlight the nation’s ability to get back on its feet. Work...
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    Federal Officials Send 4-Year-Old U.S. Citizen Back To Guatemala

    Makes no sense if her parents are legally in the US and allowed to stay, on top of her already being a US citizen. They need to look at these with discretion, splitting up a ****** makes no sense whatsoever.
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    2012 (will the world end?)

    I just watched the movie Knowing for the first time, the apocalypse doesn't seem so bad any more :) uxPQhm_Aq-E
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    Olivia Wilde

    Olivia Wilde turns to her loyal canine for company after divorce from Italian prince http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/21/article-0-0B445CFF00000578-98_468x719.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/21/article-0-0B445D3800000578-918_468x591.jpg...
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    ****** shot her two teenage ******** twice in the head 'for being mouthy'

    Students Honor Florida **** ****** by ****** Hundreds of Students Try to Raise $150K for Cancer Research in Memory of Schenecker ******** http://abcnews.go.com/US/students-honor-florida-****-******-******/story?id=13179538&page=2
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    Iphone vs Blackberry

    I've got neither yet but will upgrade to one soon, I don't need it for business use so I'm guessing the iPhone is better than the Blackberry? I think me network is currently offering the iphone 4g. Just to confirm, if you just want to muck around on it the iphone is better?
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    cum on clothed women vids

    I also turned to ***** but don't let that keep you up at night :******:
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    Hollywood Icon Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79

    Another classic icon gone :(. RIP
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