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    FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

    So that's why I haven't been getting the attention I deserve lately.
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    Guitar Gods

    1. "Johnny B. Goode," Chuck Berry 10. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana (1991) 33. "Master of Puppets" Metallica (1986) 51. "Crazy Train" Ozzy Osbourne (1981) 63. "Sweet ***** O' Mine" Guns n' Roses (1987) 77. "Even Flow" Pearl Jam (1991) 89. "I Love Rock N Roll" Joan Jett and the Blackhearts...
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    ***** Lays Egg in Triple Crown Bid

    Can I place a bet that the horses will have a good time?
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    Pet Names

    You say that because she loved you. She only tolerated me. Nope. My ****** did. I guess since we're twins, though, it's all the same.
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    The Best Slang Word For Cum

    dishonorable discharge
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    Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal

    :rofl2: Hold on, I gotta breathe. :rofl2: Oh, biscuit.
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    Mysterious and Stealty Woman Evicted From Mans Closet !

    Maybe if she paid some rent or covered for the food once in a while...
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    Girls who looked better with a certain hair color

    It's true, but he makes me buy my own hair dye.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? :raising eyebrow:
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    What "REALITY TV SHOW" Would You Do?

    Hell's Kitchen or Kitchen Nightmares.
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    Do you get mad if somebody revives an old thread?

    Honestly, if the last post was 3 years ago, why bother? My damn.
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    Best Movie Opening

    Evita :dunno:
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    2008 MLB Thread

    You're right. I'm jinxy like that.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Damn, I should've taken that bet.
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Headin' out... Senob wants the computer. Have a great night. :wave:
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    White people who try to act black.

    Sounds like my maternal great-grandparents. I have missed out on being able to speak English, Danish and German. :******:
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    2016 Olympics shortlist announced

    Can't we start a write in campaign?
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    age difference

    :hiss: :sigh: I should keep away from the board when I'm PMSing...
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    Hijab Humor and Burqa Buffoonery

    I think you did it on purpose. :tongue:
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    best of the '00s music thread...

    Why wouldn't I?
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Hey, the Brewers have won a couple against the D-Backs, too. Damned if I know. The local paper doesn't have up to date standings and I have dialup, so looking online is a pain. Besides, I don't care. Really, I don't. I'm just happy when they win and/or play a good game.
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    How much do you make?

    Not even close to enough, but more than some.
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Brewers swept the Astros. :nanner:
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    Hijab Humor and Burqa Buffoonery

    Hey, isn't that me?
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    Best Cocksucker In Porn?

    I'll bet you ten bucks I'm at least as good.
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    Evelyn Lory dating Colin Farrell

    You don't need anyone with a fancy degree to tell the world that. Just ask me. Faaaaaaaaaahlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayming.
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    Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

    I see how it is. No acting ONLY with you. I need a new partner now. I think maybe he escaped when *** was down there this afternoon. :( I'm surprised you didn't think of that sooner.
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    Woman Married To Berlin Wall For 29 Years

    :eek: I don't have words for this.
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    bannination week

    You SHOULD be sorry for not including me. I mean, everyone knows that you're not somebody on this board until you've been ******. Good thing I've got a magnificent rack. :D
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    If DVC was on fire, would you put out the flames to save him?

    I adore DVC. :batting eyelashes:
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    Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

    Uh, well...I don't know. :shy: I'm surprised you didn't suggest Chesty LaRue.
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    Disturbed Fans!

    Promise? And will it count as my actual present, or can this be my make up Christmas present?
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    What happened to BNF?

    Very reassuring.
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    Gas prices keep climbing even as oil prices drop

    Doesn't the price of gas always go up in the summer? Every year?
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    Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

    What will my name be?
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    Another Thread to Insult Your Intelligence!

    Woo hoo!!! Wait...do you want to ***** with ME, or Senob?
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    2008 MLB Thread

    That's what I was thinking. :1orglaugh
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    Recipe Thread!

    You're welcome. It got rave reviews at the class, BTW.
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    Recipe Thread!

    Garlic Mojo Shrimp over Fresh Orange Basmati Brown Rice 1 tbsp. olive oil 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 lb. medium shrimp, peeled and deveined 1 tsp. oregano ¼ tsp. cumin ¼ tsp. red pepper flakes Juice of 1 large orange Juice of 1 small lemon 3 tsp. grated orange zest, divided Cooked brown basmati...
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    Another Thread to Insult Your Intelligence!

    Instead of answering the questions, can I just ***** with you?
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    2008 MLB Thread

    Hey, the Brewers have won a game or two this week!!!!!!! :nanner:
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    Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

    Why don't we spend our time fluffing each other? I think I had a pair similar to those back in the day. Say that often? ;)
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    Recipe Thread!

    Here's the first three or so... Southwest Grilled Vegetable Quesadilla Cups 8 (6 inch) flour tortillas 1 cup shredded Pepper Jack cheese, divided 1½ cups diced assorted grilled vegetables ½ cup picante sauce 1 (16 oz.) jar of black bean and corn salsa ½ cup medium chunky salsa 2 roma tomatoes...
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    A Stern Warning To The West

    Yep, more or less. From what I've heard, it's a person (or group of people) from Bergen County, Essex County and New York. Am I right?
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    Favorite Boy Band

    I never considered CMB as a boyband. Did I miss something?
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    A Stern Warning To The West

    Funny, I don't know many people with SUVs, central air and/or swimming pools. Maybe I should hang out in Glen Ridge and Upper Montclair more often.
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    Press Secretary's revealing account of Bush administration is slammed by White House

    Re: Press Secretary's revealing account of Bush administration is slammed by White Ho And ******. Don't forget him.
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    Before You Post A Thread

    You guys are nuts.
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    Open Casting Call for StarBlitzzz Porn Productions

    Ooooh, count me in. I fuck like a champ!!! And when I'm too sore to actually perform, I'll be a fluffer. And someday I hope to direct and eventually move on to being a producer.
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