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  1. Ulysses31

    'Dexter made me do it' claims teenager who ******** his 10 year old *******

    Looks like it's slowly spreading from Ohio, next we'll hear about A-Ry ********* a bunch of his **** because they made some ***** spelling mistakes http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1312182/Teenager-inspired-TV-Dexter-******-*******.html
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    Cute Asian girl in Bondage scene

    Anyone know who she is? Has a quite distinctive tattoo on her back. Thanks in advance. http://platinumfetish.com/hosted_galleries2/amateurbondagevideos/photo/dv803_tgp2/?nats=f3t2st:revsha50_1trial:ABV Vids...
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    The Jerry Springer Show - 'A Racist, A Mistress & Steve'

    We used to think this was crap at the time but since all this reality tv has come along... :facepalm: I can picture that racist guy posting on Freeones, some of his comments sound so familiar :1orglaugh LyuB-Tkx89k? ps Does anyone else think that if the fat girl lost a lot of weight she might...
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    'Pedobear' sparks California sheriff's department warning

    The Sheriff's Department is warning parents 'about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants'. :facepalm: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/840753-pedobear-sparks-california-sheriffs-department-warning
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    The amazing tabbed-up tabby with 'cat' written in its fur

    Slow news day but anything to post a story about a cat, especially for Whimsy http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311461/A-tabby-marks-spelling.html
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    Is This The Funniest Goalkeeper Gaffe Ever?

    He was celebrating so much even the penalty taker wasn't sure he had scored :facepalm: JmWMnfUcpxg&
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    Justin Bieber escapes arrest after hitting police with water balloon

    Why didn't they just shoot him dead :dunno: Those balloons could've contained Anthrax for all they knew :facepalm:
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    British teenager ****** from America for sending Barack Obama abusive email

    'The police who came round took my picture and told me I was ****** from America forever.' :1orglaugh
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    Mexico hails arrest of second **** kingpin 'El Grande' as major victory over cartels

    Could this be a turning point :dunno: Let's hope so :clap: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1311492/****-kingpin-arrested-Mexico-government-hails-capture-major-victory-crime-cartels.html
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    'Jaws' crowned King of the Burrito

    'The event is sanctioned by the Major-league Eating & International Federation of Competitive Eating' :facepalm:
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    Vast scale of Colorado wildfires revealed as residents return to survey their homes

    Good to see no one died :clap: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1310462/Colorado-wildfires-7-100-acres-scorched-people-allowed-survey-damage.html
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    Republican candidate's bizarre speech becomes internet hit

    This guy makes George Bush Jnr and Sarah Palin look like competent politicians. Phil Davison for president 2012 :bowdown: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1310777/Phil-Davison-speech-YouTube-hit-I-degree-communications.html IMgyi57s-A4?
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    The most expensive flat in history? British brothers sell Monaco penthouse for £200m

    You could buy a house on the beach in Malibu for £1m, oh how the mega rich live :eek: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1311330/British-property-developers-Christian-Nick-Candy-sell-expensive-bedroom-flat-history-200m.html
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    Husband enraged over how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs ***** her and four others

    And it wasn't in Ohio :eek: These ******* are about as ********* as you can get http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1311300/Husband-enraged-wife-cooked-eggs-*****-others.html
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    Rich Cronin of boyband LFO - Lyte Funky Ones dies of leukaemia aged 35

    Don't remember the group but now remember the song in the article, 11 years ****** so quick :******: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1310380/LFO-boy-band-star-Rich-Cronin-dies-leukaemia-35.html NHuGG_FsC20? ps I know I cocked up the title but little I can do now :facepalm:
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    12 U.S. soldiers face trial after Afghan civilians 'were ****** for sport and...

    ...their fingers collected as trophies' If found guilty of these crimes I hope they get the death penalty. An embarassment to the USA both as a country and her professional military. Kudos to the guy who outed them, you don't even hear of the Taliban taking body parts as trophies. I expect a...
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    Bobcat on a power pole starts 5-acre fire

    'the bobcat's charred corpse was found on the ground beside the power pole'
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    Steel column found in rubble of Twin Towers raised at World Trade Center site again

    Finally a positive step forward. :clap: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309923/Twin-Towers-column-raised-Ground-Zero-World-Trade-Center-site-again.html
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    We're going to need a bigger bowl! Fisherman catches massive 30lb 'goldfish'

    Some people have questioned the authenticity of this but considering I don't fish I haven't got a clue :dunno: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309880/Fisherman-Raphael-Biagini-catches-massive-30lbs-goldfish.html
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    *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a year

    Sorry StanScratch :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309671/Jeffrey-York-repeatedly-*****-********-kept-locked-up.html
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    At home with L3ggy

    This one's for you L3ggy :thumbsup: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309750/Meet-Californian-couple-dont-wolves-door--invite--TEN.html
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    Surprised U.S fisherman catches world's most dangerous shark half a mile inland

    He's gonna have that ugly thing mounted :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309547/Worlds-dangerous-shark-caught-U-S-fisherman-Potomac-river.html
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    US soldiers play 'prank' on Iraqi motorist - by planting a LIVE grenade in his car

    Bringing Punk'd to the Iraqis, have we really 'improved' their lives :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309431/YouTube-video-US-soldiers-pranking-Iraqi-planting-LIVE-grenade-car.html
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    Awe-inspiring sight as hundreds of thousands of Muslims gather at Mecca for Ramadan

    Some of the stories this right wing generally anti-Muslim paper often print never ceases to surprise me. Feel sorry for the people that went there in groups :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309385/Hundreds-thousands-Muslims-gather-Mecca-Ramadan.html
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    Burj Al Arab Hotel - world's most luxurious and only 7-star hotel

    Any excuse to post some cool pics
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    New Zealand earthquake rips a new fault line across the world...

    ...moving one side of the earth 11ft to the right http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1309194/New-Zealand-earthquake-rips-new-fault-line-world--moving-earth-11ft-right.html
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    South African Pastor: 'Jesus Was An Aids Victim'

    Now I've heard everything :rolleyes:
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    Goats rescued from Montana bridge after two days stranded on thin ledge

    At least they were clever enough not to step off, can't say for sure all humans would've done the same :1orglaugh
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    Amish man charged with string of sexual assaults on ********, including his ******

    Who knows what else goes on in these isolated secretive communities, we only know about this crime because the Amish took the unusual step of informing the outside authorities...
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    Woman severely burned after acid-like liquid thrown into her face by total stranger

    Hope they catch the evil bitch and I hope the victim makes a full recovery after all she had already been through http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1308358/American-Bethany-Storro-burned-acid-like-liquid-thrown-face.html
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    Spectator brawl interrups play during Djokovic's match against Petzschner at US Open

    At least the pair stopped him from disrupting the match :rolleyes: Mind you the guy did seem like a complete prick and at the end of it you could see how many people were pissed at him...
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    Americas' sophisticated approach to tackling Hurricane Earl

    Good luck, you're gonna need it :facepalm: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1308301/Hurricane-Earl-Fears-forecasters-say-storm-inland.html
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    High school *** planned to blow up school to 'become world's most infamous sociopath'

    Was thinking I hadn't heard about any school shootings for a while. **** like this would make poor sociopaths as they simply can't keep their mouths shut :facepalm:
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    Downfall of the American-born **** lord they call 'Barbie'

    All those innocent migrants executed just for refusing to carry *****, what's the world coming to. If we had cartels like this in Europe our police would be overwhelmed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1307625/Edgar-Valdez-captured-Mexico-catches-Barbie-****-lord-turf-war.html...
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    Meet Faith, the two-legged dog who has been made an honorary sergeant in the US army

    :bowdown: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1303762/Meet-Faith-legged-dog-inspiring-injured-troops.html Faith the dog learned to walk after being born with a deformity
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    Woman charged for driving with sex toy while watching porn video

    Couldn't she wait till she got home :dunno:
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    Enchantment under the sea: bridal suite beneath the waves at Maldives hotel

    And Marge laughed at Homer when he bought that house under the sea in future Simpsons. Although cool probably well scary at night
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    Icelandic footballers celebrate goal with 'human toilet' celebration

    Must've taken some practice http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/7976167/St-Jarnan-footballers-celebrate-goal-with-human-toilet.html
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    Deep-fried **** invented in Texas

    Something different I guess :dunno:
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    First glimpse at President Obama's revamped and thoroughly modern Oval Office

    LOL Never seen as American President have so many articles on them in a British newspaper, virtually one a day! Think they trying to stir things up by highlighting the replacement of the Winston Churchill statue with a Martin Luther King one but I'm sure any President would decorate the office...
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    'I can't have my birth certificate plastered on my forehead': Obama responds to poll

    It may be better all round if he did. He also needs to start eating pork sausages everyday and wearing a Cross to prove he is a Christian and not Muslim, then he can get on with his job. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1307393/Barack-Obama-hits-claims-Muslim-born-U-S.html
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    Missing woman found buried under piles of rubbish at her home after 4 month search

    There is so much wrong in this story :facepalm:
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    Hope For Nerds

    http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/funny_pictures/html/I_Love_Nerds_T-Shirt.html
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    The Afghan war through the eyes of the Taliban

    That's one brave Norwegian :eek: An interesting insight regardless of what your views on the conflict may be http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1306699/Afghan-war-eyes-Taliban.html
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    Former WWE Star Luna Vachon Found Dead

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/w0005877.html http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978476408
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    How to hold on to your hair

    Never thought I'd be reading articles like this so soon, may God have mercy on my scalp
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    German sports presenter gets hit on the head by a flying football... on live TV

    Don't laugh guys :rofl2: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1306428/INCOMING-The-moment-female-German-sports-presenter-whacked-head-flying-football--live-TV.html xT73Y0RiGbA?
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    Alligator found crawling along New York street...

    ...as another is spotted swimming in Chicago River http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1305790/Alligators-Chicago-River-crawling-New-York-street.html
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