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  1. Asshair

    WOULD u LEAVE JENNIFER FOR ANGELINA?

    Angelina really got old after pooping out those ****. Jennifer probably developed a separation disorder, she will be doing everything. So I pick Jennifer.
  2. Asshair

    ever met a ********* in real life?

    I met Micheal Jackson when I was around 3-4.
  3. Asshair

    Pete Rose and HotMega's Alma Mater.

    hihihihihihi.........it's says moron.
  4. Asshair

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Three Extreme, three short horror stories. First story is about a dumplings made of fetuses. (Chinese) Second is about an obsessed actor. (Korean) Third and last is about some twins. (Japanese) Clip-trailer 4-lnf01j7kw
  5. Asshair

    Penis Inspection day.

    I had this too.
  6. Asshair

    Your 7 porn wishes for 2010

    1. Girls that don't look high on **** all the time. 2. Age cap lowered to 25. 3. No story-lines. 4. No use of heavy machinery, ***** and *******. 5. Less facials, more cream pies. 6. Not more then one guy in a scene. 7. More girls in every scene. 8. Sex tape of Megan Fox with a girl ( I...
  7. Asshair

    My first novel, finally published.

    It's this a gay novel?
  8. Asshair

    iPad

    Someone tell why to buy an IPad with a subscription while you can get a netbook? I don't care it supports the 3G network, there are hot spots almost every where. I have an IPhone 4, which I love ( don't understand the whole fuzz around the antenna-gate ).
  9. Asshair

    Dinner for Schucks

    Hell no, they keep playing the trailer at the gym and every time I see it I get scared from that leprechaun with lipstick on.
  10. Asshair

    Men's underwear repair kit.

    Which guys is wearing white underwear or socks? That's a joke by itself.
  11. Asshair

    What Porn Parody Would You Like To See Made?

    I'm starting to wonder, are people really that serious about the production values of porn movies? Personally I just want to see sex, I don't care about the story or special effects. How about transformers? Girls that as soon they take of their pants transform into guys/she-males. The...
  12. Asshair

    my girlfriend wants to know...

    Don't want to insult your girlfriend, but to me see looks a little chubby. Did you do the gravity test, you know where you put a pencil under her breast and if it falls, they are fine if they stay...well you know. Overall she is not bad looking, you did good. Now go ask her to marry you.
  13. Asshair

    What age do you turn Milf?

    Teen 18-24 MILF 25-32 and you gotta be HOT After 25 the fertility of a woman is going down.
  14. Asshair

    Alisa The Library Called

    I don't get it. Who is suppose to buy this, the girl having the vagina or the guy owning the vagina?
  15. Asshair

    Britain's Got Tips: Addendum

    Damn woman, at least use them before making slippers out of them.
  16. Asshair

    Schwing Schwey

    Mongolian girls should never go out without make-up. I'm going to have nightmares about this.
  17. Asshair

    Security!

    Jeez, what's the big deal. Just an obese person at a costume party. Like nobody seen an obese person in the US?
  18. Asshair

    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Haley Paige Cloe Jones
  19. Asshair

    Jesse Jane Vs. Carmen Luvana Vs. Devon

    I was going to say Jesse Jane, but then I noticed her breast(WTF happened there?), so i'm going with Carmen. I don't know who Devon is.
  20. Asshair

    Heterosexual Anal Sex...What Are Your Thoughts?

    I can't convince girls to use a strap-on, all I can get them to do is use a finger or two.
  21. Asshair

    Log Book

    I've bought PooLog from the apple store. This app is really good, is the book any better?
  22. Asshair

    Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Women

    Re: Indian Women vs Mexican Women vs Brazilian Women vs Italian Women vs Spanish Wome I enjoy most races as long they have round eyes. I don't consider myself a racist, just that those small eyes don't appeal to me.
  23. Asshair

    What Makes a G/G Scene Hot?

    French kissing and some touching (gentle). Don't use heavy machinery.
  24. Asshair

    I just wanted a sign that matches my name. You're not the first person that mentioned something...

    I just wanted a sign that matches my name. You're not the first person that mentioned something about it, but okay because everyone here seem to have hair phobia. I'll remove it.
  25. Asshair

    Women wearing Goggles for cumshot(no glasses)

    Isn't this very degrading to woman?
  26. Asshair

    No way he Chose that sweater

    He will be fine. Laugh all you want, but in a few years he be owning some company that produces some geeky **** and we all be his bitc...buying it.
  27. Asshair

    How To Swear In English

    Don't say that, the internet is a very trustworthy source for information. It's being monitored by millions of engineers(from India), who assured us that everything you see and read on the internet is true and correct. That's why certain sites are ******, because they don't want the truth to...
  28. Asshair

    How To Swear In English

    Indeed, because they created the modern technology as well. So the internet belongs to them as well.
  29. Asshair

    Wife Learns of Husband's 2nd Wedding on Facebook

    I didn't read the whole story, but how can you get married twice?
  30. Asshair

    How To Swear In English

    No I mean Koreans. Look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIfWtCp29M
  31. Asshair

    Would you go down on a Hairy Pussy ???

    Yes, this whole shaving thing is overrated. Those red bumps are a bigger turn off for me.
  32. Asshair

    How To Swear In English

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIfWtCp29M So was I lying?
  33. Asshair

    What is the deal with Lupe Fuentes?

    She looks ********, besides that she isn't that horrible looking.
  34. Asshair

    Most porno experience you've ever had

    I'm not surprised that having sex with an obese woman can be a nice experience. Heck they don't have self esteem or self control, they do anything. You probably have a hard time giving them an orgasm and if you do they might get an heart ******.
  35. Asshair

    How To Swear In English

    Koreans created the world as it is today. They're well developed and great in everything.
  36. Asshair

    Skinny guys fucking hot chubby girls.

    Re: Chubby girls and skinny guys Damn, those girls are huge. Is it safe to have sex with those?
  37. Asshair

    Butters!

    I want to fuck Cartman's ***.
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