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Japanese food She male or Transvestite

wait what? cmon everybody thought about that once..........NO tried to slingshot yourself to the North pole?

I cant get higher then 15 hits :( Thanks that scared the crap out of me.

over 9000 :P

Look at them titties!!!!!

Hell no at some point you have to introduce her to your friends or ******, that's not going to work. If you get serious and you get **** what are you going to tell them.

9/10 You'd spot Hannibal Lector in seconds at an Open Source conference.

Not sure but when I'm high i can fly :D Are you high?

I don't understand this who is cumming?

The guy is born Feb 29? a leap year?

I always seem to break rule number 2 and i also broke rule number 8 a couple of times, they always bribe me with bananas.

:rofl: hehehehe

Why does everybody thinks he is a girl. :rofl:

* edit nvm

Lacey Mario or Luigi

Heavenly

Got some DVD and i love it. Did you get some fireworks ?

On the picture you see 2 shoes, seeing that there isn't anyone else in the picture it should be his legs but it doesn't look natural.

Where do you get those nasty girls, can't they use tampons damn this is disgusting.

Mahershalalhashbaz after this guy

I don't really celebrate Christmas i went to some friends got some dvd's and been on the phone with my girlfriend. And you how was your Christmas?

Hi Maildude, Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas

I going to dump Jenny Lee soon for Alexandra Sim-Wise

A crap i forgot that one yeah it was okay.

What? i don't get it.. ford ****** and girls next door :S

Mario bros that's a really extreme example don't you think. Movies that where okay - Hitman - Tomb raider - Resident evil - Doom ( but they had to fuck up at the end ) Crappy movies - Mario bros - Double Dragon - Alone in the Dark

Goals

Most of those *** of videos are lame but this one is fucking hilarious i cant stop laughing.

Thought you had problems with you USB stick or something nvm.

I cant believe what I'm reading i usually make jokes about not having friends, but seeing people actually are lonely i don't know what to say. Its nice to have some quite time for yourself once in a while but i don't think i would like it if i didn't had any friends. I don't have a ****** so...

I was wondering when someone was going to mention this. Maybe its my age but i wouldn't give jack **** about the wife if she act like this. How ever i would do anything for the *** ( if it was mine ).

What kind of **** advises are you guys giving him. This happens with friends/****** as well and sorry to say but for me they are worth it. How about you ask some friends to hook you up with a nice girl. Maybe you end up getting hurt but that's not a reason to give up. P.S: i think you are...

Oeei.......old thread but one i like :) I like horror movies with some kind of supernatural thing going on like voodoo, ghost and spirits. Don't like to much ***** and monsters running around the screen. I recently saw Shutters its nothing new and you can predict the end in the first 10 minutes...

Research isn't considered experience? I don't know how the education system works there but her you have 4 years of bachelor and then you can go get your master. Well at least in most cases. In my case i had to do an internship of 1 year and i still work there part-time. Now I'm doing a 2 year...

I don't know i would need some information about the locations. Anyways based on this i probably go for the noisy 2,000 square city apartment. Reason for this is cause i think it will sell for much more over a period of time.

Yeah wtf who wants a girl from there. If i have to make a choice i pick strip club.

Respect to the guy at point 9. I wonder how they measured that, how can you have sex more then 4 times a day, that's only possible in the first week of a relation. After that its going to getting boring and she probably starts complaining. Point 5 is a bit disturbing but w/e.

I been driving since i was 14 got my license at 18. To be honest i was driving more carefully when i didn't had my license because i knew i would be fucked if something happened. Driving is about experience and being responsible, yeah you can change the age but that wont help a thing if you...

Good job in a couple of years we hear about him again on the news, shooting his classmates.

They where married?

I have the signature for you, problem is where to upload it as freeones is ****** from most sites.

Merry Christmas

hehehe is the cat the boss? nvm bosses can't respawn.

The true moral of the story is "Horses and whores really aren't that different" BTW he spelled friends wrong :D

Did she cheat with her milk man?

Wuhahahah :thumbsup:

Okay seriously who the hell calls his *** "MOUSE". Funny how the meeting room is smaller then an work island.

Its a Linux distribution. Anyways she doesn't look all that bad ill mount her.

Does it has to be a porn star? Screw it i would like to celebrate Christmas with Kalgan a game developer who took a lot of **** this year and the year before.