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  1. Ace Bandage

    NBA as bad as 'Pro' wrestling?

    Paul George was within the vicinity of the bench which according to the NBA rule book is where he was supposed to stay. It does not say that he cannot step over the baseline. Additionally, he did not say anything, nor did he take any action. He watched. There was no reason to suspend him.
  2. Ace Bandage

    Scariest moment of your life?

    I was visiting my parents' house for the week during my summer vacation. At the time, they had recently just built an awesome house in an upper class gated community. I was ******** on the couch on the ground floor (I'm more comfortable on a couch than in a bed that's not mine) right below a...
  3. Ace Bandage

    Hall-of-Fame Election Series - Softcore Nudes: Photo #5

    Fuck off, cunt. Why would we give a fuck about the arrogant attitude of your internet persona? If it's an act, then it's not your true personality. So that means you're pretending to be something that you're not. And that's more of a sad indictment on your own sense of self worth than anything...
  4. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    They're not making rules that trump the constitution. They're a business just like anyone else. And like other businesses, they have a code of conduct. Part of that code of conduct says that you can't go around making an ass out of yourself in public (i.e. making statements about not liking...
  5. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    Realistically, he could sell the team for $2 like you said and be fine financially. He's worth about 2 billion dollars so losing the team isn't going to break him. He can sell to anyone that the other owners would approve of (assuming they can handle the financial responsibility). I'm...
  6. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    As I posted before, it was Sterling's girlfriend, V. Stiviano (yes, that's her legal name) who allegedly ****** the information to TMZ. And she did that because she's being sued by Sterling's estranged wife to get back property and cars that Sterling bought for Stiviano. This is also my biggest...
  7. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    Oh, I completely agree, Bob. People (mainly the media) would have flipped their **** if it wasn't handled quickly enough. But what does it say about the hypersensitivity of our society, that a story about an owner who was driving *****, had pill bottles all over his car, and was carrying $30K...
  8. Ace Bandage

    Hall-of-Fame Election Series - Softcore Nudes: Photo #5

    ^^ TLDR. Nobody cares enough about what you're doing to read that hot mess of garbage. But he's moving his **** to a different forum. So if you're scoring at home, it's now: Trolls - 1 wmonbear - 0 Good game though. Glad to see that you're giving up the fight. Very French of you. I'd also...
  9. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    You have the freedom to say whatever you want, yes. Sterling did as well. You are not always protected from the consequences. For example, let's say I work at a different privately held company. Let's say I work the drive thru at KFC. During my shift, I walk up to the manager and say, "Can you...
  10. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    Freedom of speech and the first amendment protect you from the United States government. Sterling is not yet involved in any legal entanglements. His right to free speech also has not been infringed upon. He had the right to say whatever he wanted, and goddammit did he ever. And as a result of...
  11. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    And probably the most absurd thing in all of this: Yay, because fuck using this bigot's money to improve humanity. Do you think he just acquired these views last week? No, he's had them for awhile... you know, like back when you initially accepted his money. Who exactly is benefiting from your...
  12. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    I understand what you're saying, Bob. I realize that Sterling is set financially and losing an NBA franchise isn't going to leave him destitute. The problem he ran into is that 85% of the players in the NBA are Black. And if there's a perception out there that you as an owner do not like...
  13. Ace Bandage

    Donald Sterling Story Is Multi-Demographical Awesomeness

    This. Basically, Sterling said that he didn't like his girlfriend associating publicly with Black guys. He asked her not to post pictures with them on Instagram and don't bring them to Clippers games. He told her that she could even have sex with them but just keep everything private...
  14. Ace Bandage

    Looking for a porn movie from 1990

    I'm pretty sure that the movie you're looking for is Good Will Hunting.
  15. Ace Bandage

    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    I don't post much in any of the sports threads on FO. I don't believe that posting activity makes one a true fan. My comment was made because of my general disdain for all sports teams from St. Louis. If the Hawks had anyone else on the brink of elimination, I wouldn't be posting. But since...
  16. Ace Bandage

    If This Doesn't Make You Tear Up.....

    Awesome for all of them. He was clearly moved by the news. You got to see him go from laughing to ****** in the span of a few seconds. :D It's also refreshing to see a genuine feel good story get some airtime. Side note: I really love the vintage Cubs jacket he's wearing. That's a win by...
  17. Ace Bandage

    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    Can't wait to taste the tears of unfathomable sadness from Blues fans after game 6 in Chicago on Sunday. :D
  18. Ace Bandage

    Hall-of-Fame Election Series - Softcore Nudes: Photo #4

    I wasn't being facetious at all... Great to see you embrace the dark side though. Feed your rage. I love how you blatantly disregarded civility, decorum, and basic respect. :D No thank you. I plan to tell you that all of your threads are pointless in each and every one that you post...
  19. Ace Bandage

    Polite Term for addressing an American with very dark skin?

    Sir and Ma'am seem to work pretty well for all races. :dunno: Side note: most of the Black students I teach **** the term African American. They prefer Black.
  20. Ace Bandage

    Hall-of-Fame Election Series - Softcore Nudes: Photo #4

    Dude is singling us out. That's fucking racist. Yes, because not being able to vote in one of your polls is something I'm deeply concerned about. Why the fuck would I care about my voting status in your threads? Your arrogant self-importance is astonishing. Especially considering that the only...
  21. Ace Bandage

    Crowdfunding a trip to europe to shoot girls for my blog

    Dean, you should be preparing to fight Evolution in a few weeks not worrying about crowd funding. Get your head out of your ass.
  22. Ace Bandage

    brazzer location studio ?

    Fuck that. Don't let anybody tell you where you can and can't go. Start knocking on doors and taking hostages. Eventually, somebody is going to give up the location of the studio. You may have to shoot a few people first, but don't let that stop you. Go get that tour, brah.
  23. Ace Bandage

    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #3

    Bob wins the Internet today.
  24. Ace Bandage

    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #3

    The fate of the world rests in your hands. Choose wisely. Side note: You must explain your rationale for voting by replying to this post using unnecessarily ornate language. For example, I doth voted exceptional for she hath awesome tits. If you vote without explaining your rationale, you...
  25. Ace Bandage

    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #2

    Yeah, I also wish there were better targets than woman bear. :(
  26. Ace Bandage

    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #2

    :clap: Well played, sir.
  27. Ace Bandage

    Nude Glamour Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #2 (ok)

    There is no HOF for nude photographs. It doesn't exist except inside of your little fucking head. You haven't listed any induction criteria. There isn't any basis for comparison to measure the merits of this photo against ones already considered worthy. How the fuck can you determine if this...
  28. Ace Bandage

    Classic Nudes Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #1

    Yeah, I don't get it either... :dunno: He has still yet to say what purpose the polls are fulfilling. But apparently the miserable cunt who started the thread gets upset if you ask questions. It's not your thread, you fucking self-important douche. You don't own anything. If you did, you...
  29. Ace Bandage

    NHL'13/'14 Thread

    If the Blackhawks lose again tonight, I'm going to punch a baby. :mad: Fuck, I **** the Blues. Anybody but them. I can't handle the Blackhawks losing, the Pacers imploding, and the Cubs playing at their usual level of awful all at the same time. So much fail.
  30. Ace Bandage

    Classic Nudes Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #1

    At least half the votes are from people like me who don't give a fuck but still vote arbitrarily in your polls to skew the results and fuck **** up. Also, I'm with Bob on this one. You can't have a HOF without any criteria. It can't just be based on subjective opinions. That's fucking stupid...
  31. Ace Bandage

    **** bellies

    Dammit, now what I want to know what he said. Must have been pretty good if it was edited... :D This is why we can't have nice things, Assari. You mad, bro?
  32. Ace Bandage

    **** bellies

    Why would they remove those messages? What rule did I ******* in post #11 that would merit removing it? P.S. I don't think you know what rogue means...
  33. Ace Bandage

    **** bellies

    Obviously, you haven't been paying attention. Assari is a troll, yes. But he's also Finnish and fucking retarded. He's going to make pointless, ridiculous threads regardless if people post in them or not. He is impervious to your ignore and avoid strategy. That would not bother him. He would...
  34. Ace Bandage

    Test Area V

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    Classic Nudes Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #1

    Any pictures posted from Playboy must be from a sample gallery. You linked to a sample gallery, but the picture that you posted (which is still inexplicably up) is hosted on an image hosting website. That is supposed to be against the board rules. And posting something in ********* of the board...
  36. Ace Bandage

    Classic Nudes Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #1

    Did you at least shoot him too?
  37. Ace Bandage

    Classic Nudes Hall-of-Fame Election Series: Photo #1

    This fucking guy again. :facepalm: No, it's not ANPA HOF material. Because that's some made up, fairy tale bullshit. Much like goblins, zombies, and the state of Delaware, it doesn't exist. Also, Scooter posted a Playboy photo. Again. The image is not linked to the free gallery he posted. It's...
  38. Ace Bandage

    Which TV character would you bang?

    April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) from Parks and Recreation Margaret Schroeder (Kelly Macdonald) from Boardwalk Empire Caroline Channing (Beth Behrs) from 2 Broke Girls
  39. Ace Bandage

    Wolverine's April Madness Round 2 - Match 2 West Bracket: #11 Faye Reagan vs. #14 Esperanza Gomez

    I voted for the one without the awful looking boob job. Fuck, I hope she got her money back...
  40. Ace Bandage

    Relationship Advice: Me and my friend like the same girl

    Well, one of them pees on girls, and the other one made not one... but two songs about cheating on his girlfriend. But here's some advice anyway: if you're suspicious, call your friend and sing to him about what's going on.
  41. Ace Bandage

    Most of the people who wear baseball caps are stupid

    :confused: Why would that bother me? I just root for the Cubs, I'm not in charge of any personnel decisions. It's not my fault that they can't seem to put together an effective bullpen. If I fought everyone who mocked the Cubs it would be a full time job.
  42. Ace Bandage

    Relationship Advice: Me and my friend like the same girl

    I only read the title, but I would venture to guess that you have a rival for a female's attention... ****** him. Gator don't play no ****.
  43. Ace Bandage

    Most of the people who wear baseball caps are stupid

    That hat has more character than you do.
  44. Ace Bandage

    Most of the people who wear baseball caps are stupid

    Well, since we're doing personalized messages, here's my favorite hat... and some words for captain douche nozzle.
  45. Ace Bandage

    The price you pay to attend a sporting event.

    Our Indy 500 tickets are $120 each, but *** still picks up the tab for those. If I could only attend one event a year this would be it. No question, it's my favorite day of the year. I'll pay $10-$15 for bleacher seats at Wrigley a few times a year. I'll pay $100 for good Blackhawks tickets...
  46. Ace Bandage

    >>> 2 Brand NEW Categories for Miss FreeOnes 2014!

    ::devious smile:: Exxxxxxcellent. Time to fuck **** up.
  47. Ace Bandage

    Jezuschrist Godfuckingdamnit!

    I would prefer it if all porn stars spoke in heroic couplets (or just iambic pentameter at least) during their scenes. Such a fucking turn on.
  48. Ace Bandage

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Cesaro... Heyman... fucking brilliant... fucking awesome. Goddamn, dude. WWE is getting everything right.
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