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Typical. I go to Chicago to watch one of my teams, and they lose. 0-2 for my last two Hawks games. And I think it's been over 8 years since I've seen a win at Wrigley. I need to follow better teams.

Mike, how have you made five fucking test posts? What the fuck are you testing? Yes, the board works. Knock that **** off.

You can put anything that you want in your microwave. This is fucking America. Your microwave might spark or burst into flames, but it's still gonna fucking cook it. Put that **** in there and set it on high. Life is too short to be bound by rules regarding kitchen appliances. In a defining...

I'll be at the Madhouse tomorrow night with my slam piece for Hawks and Caps. With any luck, they'll win, and I'll get laid afterward. ****, hockey, and sex. Not sure what could be improved upon there... :D

If the increased revenue led to a World Series title, I wouldn't give a fuck who sponsored the Cubs. They could be The Chicago Cubs sponsored by Tampax for all I care.

SI.com reports that the Yankees aren't going after Scherzer, Lester, Shields, or Sandoval. Awesome. That increases Chicago's chance in landing one if not two of the three best pitchers available. I also think they're going to pursue Russell Martin. They could really use his leadership and his...

Sweet Lou won 2 division titles and Dusty took the Cubs to the NLCS. I'd hardly call that failing. Only one team can win the WS each year. Side note: I never take an argument seriously when the person tries to make a joke out of the team's name. Scrubs, really? Are you a fucking *****? 1. The...

Miss FO is a glorified popularity contest. It's basically a prom queen election for people who didn't get enough of this **** in high school. And though it baffles me as to why, Miss Hybrid is pretty popular around here with some of the regular members. Couple that with the increased voting...

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As a Boilermaker, it's a strange feeling to be rooting for ND. But that's where I'm at right now. Nobody on the Irish is as big of a douche as Winston. Plus, at least ND's program has some integrity. Can't say the same for FSU.

My avatar is clearly the best. As is my signature.

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Pam is married to Jim. We're not fucking that up. .. she is hot though.

If you're that concerned about it, needle dick, buy some and tell us how it goes.

Don't fuck with any of it. I don't want to change the number of innings or games played. I don't want automatic intentional walks. I don't want a clock on the pitcher. I don't want to limit the number of times hitters can step out of the box. I don't want to make batters keep one foot in the...

I'd take Jonathan Toews as my captain over Sidney Crosby any day of the week. -- From here. Toews is also #1 in this list and this one. Toews definitely has a team first mentality. I don't think Crosby gets that same distinction from most people. He is viewed as more selfish player. Plus...

What the fuck does this thread have to do with politics or religion? :dunno:

Yes, if I was offered 9 million dollars to star in a reality show, I'd decline. That's an easy decision. I abhor reality TV, and I have no desire to be on television. Ah, well, you sense incorrectly. I've never heard of the guy until this article. And it sounds like he's going to jail for tax...

Nope. I'll keep my job with full health, dental, and vision insurance, a 401k plan, and a whole summer of paid vacation. It's practical to desire job stability and security over sex.

Olivia Wilde for sure. I remember first seeing her on the O.C. and thinking she was gorgeous. She had a great scene with Mischa Barton where they kissed. I'll just leave that here...

Harley and Stiffy gave some great advice, so I'll give you some bad advice to even it out. 1. Take pills. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra. At the same time. 2. Masturbate more. The key to mastering anything is repetition. You're not jerking it enough. Double your efforts. 3. Blame it on your...

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Awesome videos. What a great way to thank people for voting. Congrats again on winning. Well deserved. :hatsoff:

Harley, Mandy, and Briana were the only 3 that I voted for, and they won. So you're welcome... and congrats. :D

The thread title did not make any goddamn sense to me at first either. How exactly does go about arresting a situation? When I discovered it was a nickname for someone on a reality show, I decided it would probably be okay just to shoot him on the spot. I'm making a snap decision that he's...

I always think it's awkward/creepy/weird when people tell the OCSMs that they masturbated to their pics or vids earlier... but, hey, to each is own. I guess I don't really understand the rationale for saying it though. Mandy Flores is hot. I'm pretty certain she's aware of that, but I...

I went to church for the first 18 years of my life at my ******'s behest. I always had doubts about religion and once I was old enough to make my own decision in the matter, I decided to stop going. I was not controlled or manipulated during my time in the church. There's nothing wrong with...

Re: Prayer Here's the thing: if you're an atheist (like me), it doesn't hurt you when other people pray. Fuck, it's easy being an atheist. No waking up early and attending church services on Sunday. No putting money in the collection plate. No praying every night before bed. We got it easier...

I'm an atheist. But I also understand why we have organized religion. I get it. Religion teaches people to live morally upright lives and to help their fellow man. Those are noble goals. I don't have a problem with any of it. What I don't get is why some people are absolute douche canoes about...

Mine means nothing. It's innocuous, and I chose it to maintain anonymity.

1-are you religious? No, not at all. 2-would you legalize prostitution? No. 3-should condoms be required in pornos? Doesn't affect me. No opinion. 4-do you support abortion? I'm pro-choice, yes. 5-do you think ********* and other ***** should have the same status as tobacco? (either all...

I would have said panties but apparently that's a thing. So... yeah, sick fucks I guess. I can't possibly fathom why anyone would buy someone's used undergarments. A strange world we live in...

This. Now more than ever. That Andronicus Ry was a smart dude. Whatever became of him...

Everyone ever... I believe that's the correct answer. But I'll say Sara Jean Underwood in particular. I know she's not a porn star, but I'm listing her anyway. You're not the boss of me. Before augmentation: (click to enlarge) So we're trying to improve on that? Really? Because that...

While we're confessing music related guilty pleasures.... I have 13 Taylor Swift songs on my iPod... :o including her latest pop crossover. I don't think any of it's good music, per se. But it's really fucking catchy. Don't judge me.

A proud day for you and your parents, I'm sure... :facepalm:

If I have to run to the grocery store or to the ******** late at night, I'll throw a pair of athletic pants on. Or when I'm playing football or basketball in the cold... or at a baseball practice in the cold. So yeah, there are some practical uses.

Why you gotta be so mean?

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

If you're comparing QB win-loss record, Luck is 1-0 against Seattle and Wilson. So there's that. And I'd take Luck over Wilson (or any young QB really) all day, every day. The Deputy plays behind an awful offensive line, doesn't have a running game, and constantly faces pressure in the pocket...

It's impossible to objectively separate Kim's face from the rest of her personality, public image, and general fucking stupidity. The mere mention of her name makes me want to punch a baby. I **** her face, thus I could not ever find it beautiful. But Elizabeth Taylor is a classic beauty...

I'm sorry, he's Robert California to me... and he's fucking awesome.

If we ever decide to start exterminating people who clearly aren't advancing humanity, she would be a prime candidate.

When I was in high school, 30 seemed ancient. Now at 30, it doesn't seem so old... My sophomores right now are 15 and 16 years old. We had a moment of silence on 9/11 and a brief discussion about the events during class. They were 2 and 3 years old when it happened. Everything they've learned...

Never really considered either one of them to be beautiful. I voted for Kate though. Jenna is a train wreck... that ran off the tracks over a cliff and exploded on impact. And there were no survivors. When I think of classic beauty, I think of Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, or Lauren Bacall.

I never understood Lisa Ann's appeal. :dunno: I still don't get it. I'm not sure why she has such a huge following... sort of makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Young Detective Benson was sort of hot. Fat Olivia has not been attractive for many years though.

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