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Yo mate, can I be the first to congratulate you on your win of the POTW thread, even though it was a tie between you,Chef and Drew84 ... Hope you'll like the trophee for a week ... It's yours ... congrats and have a good week ...

I think it's for both genders : males and females, allthough perhaps gay people don't look at it ... i'm not gay, so i look at it ... my wife's no lesbian and she looks at it if i'm watching it ...

damn, had to look at it again ... you were totally right, the lid was closed and down ... so that was that yellow line ... :1orglaugh...

Sorry mate, you're going to have this not only once but more ... giving or receiving head, if you wanna make sure you have head and "repay" her by eatting her, simply have a 69 ... If she, or any other girl lying naked on the bed and you don't wanna do it, just give me a call ... i wouldn't care...

5 minutes, 50 meters ... i don't get further then 6 meter ... wtf ? :eek:

I actually wouldn't know ... i've seen some shemales more handsome then females, but the whole idea of a dick kinda turns me off , but i have to say in all honesty i don't know ...

thx mate, still i'm looking for an avatar as stunning as yours, allthough i'm getting closer ...

i think it wasn't the first time he had this happening ... the lesson in this all is just : never do it with an open jar, always close the lid ...

Personally i think it is in your genes (hope it is correctly spelled), never been taking something longer then **** (i hear people saying ******** **** ***** sperm, bs) in my whole life, smoking (***** sperm, bs, did it 18 years) have 3 ****, never had any complaints, have a nice long one...

i think lesbians are for me as well classified under "porn". They have sex with one another, or is sucking on a clit not woth mentioning, does it have to be a dick ??? Okay, if you only do vibrators ore machinery, even as arrousing as it is sometimes, it's not real penetration and for me not...

yeah it controls the world, have that as well with some songs, wanna do this with that song ... mostly though if i want to start working, i mostly change the channel to something else :1orglaugh

Came over here for anna song, found galleries of her here, had them all though but decided to join the forum, i did, made some friends along the way, some people i really would like to meet and other asses as well ... A bit more then half a year member, i like it here, especially the funny...

yes mate, you sure do ... congrats ... aww ****, hope i still have a pleasant tomorrow ...

going to see for it, saw it more then a year ago, think it was at a news site, was english that i still remember ... will check it out and report it to you

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a have you seen the size of his hands ... he rips it out of his body if he's angry ... he would calm down though if he saws what he had in his hands ...

Still remember a vid about a ********* in Afghanistan, where they put him on a sharp pole (sharp point in his hole) on which he slowly went down, until it came out of his body again (his throat) ... took a while before it hppened,but they managed to put it in a 5 minute vid ...

sorry mate, just saw prof voluptuary can't join because he won 4 weeks ago, hope you aren't going to **** me

"It was your roommate, and it only happened one time ..." hilarious ... :rofl:

is it available in more then one color, or just the black ... ?

Hope those banjos didn't catch them ...

woohoo ... thought i was the only one ...

yeah ... **** brings out the best of me ...

:hatsoff::rofl::hatsoff:

you can't say it didn't warn you ...

said it allready ... dumbasses ... :rofl::rofl::rofl: the one one fire sounded like a girl though, surprised to see it was a guy ...

muahahahahaha ... wtf ? are you sure ? ... muahahahaha

:rofl::rofl::rofl: didn't see that one coming ... i wouldn't pass , that's for sure

that's one of the reasons i don't do this ...

so what's their superpower ... laugh the villain to death with their appearance ... :rofl:

mmmmmm .... **** ... :glugglug:

nah ... snow lasted only two days ... Rained it away ... was dangerous on the roads ... So ... how was the launching ... will you sent the "address" to me ... wanna check it out ... You love soccer as well, i only go and see amateur football, and not that much also ... i'm a real hooligan in...

good one ... :rofl: got me there ... :eek:

well ... you can tell him or her then that he did a marvellous job ... it's fucking awesome

I have a life ???? ;):1orglaugh bought ps3, have to try it out, still don't know it potentials ...

:lovecoupl ... patience my *** ... :lovecoupl

The return of working man ... yeah ...

Evening lassies and laddies ... what's up ...

Nice sig ... it totally blew me away ... really like it ...

me ... for the moment ...

wicked ...

RMS ... the way you typed "work :(" ... this means you are also not a nude photographer ? :1orglaugh

okay ...

Just finished Ratchet and Clank Tools of Destruction, Ratchet and Clank Quest for booty ... Still looking for that booty ... :1orglaugh

Ah Dawn, you don't know what you just missed ... you would be totally awake allready, no coffee needed ... fresno will be away for awhile , few days ...

She don't even need a shoppingbag to go to the store, she just puts it in there ...

he's not that an expensive date, he has his own lunchbox with him ...

i totally like spongy's reply Wow. SO INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE ... people like him are the reason camels **** us! Jerk! :rofl::rofl:

taste good though, i always milk my wife before i take my coffee ... smear some cum from her puss on my sandwiches and off to work i go ... :thumbsup:

he wasn't paid to do it, so can you blame him ?

nah ... they are real ... seen them allready ... nice ...