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  1. Born2Jizz

    Thanks! :hybrid:

    Thanks! :hybrid:
  2. Born2Jizz

    Damn right he is! :banger: Thanks for the rep friendly! :):hatsoff::glugglug:

    Damn right he is! :banger: Thanks for the rep friendly! :):hatsoff::glugglug:
  3. Born2Jizz

    Yay! :nanner: Thank you SO much for taking the time to help me, Alisa!! :D:kiss::iloveyou:

    Yay! :nanner: Thank you SO much for taking the time to help me, Alisa!! :D:kiss::iloveyou:
  4. Born2Jizz

    Welcome back to the board!

    :why::dunno:
  5. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed Fq3QmtV8vT0
  6. Born2Jizz

    And I don't know this guy either, or I'd be able to play some spy games and turn her against...

    And I don't know this guy either, or I'd be able to play some spy games and turn her against him, but I have no intel to work off of....
  7. Born2Jizz

    Yeah, I know how to just bone girls... But I want this one around like all the time... :shy...

    Yeah, I know how to just bone girls... But I want this one around like all the time... :shy: But hey! I gave her my number the first time, and then the second time I talked to her she asked for my number again (she said she lost it the first it time) w/o me even bringing it up! That's a...
  8. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Stupify" by Disturbed CQBNH3UFEC0
  9. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Game" by Disturbed bw_90cpuOM4
  10. Born2Jizz

    No, I've been totally me when talking to her. I can't buy her a ***** (Nor would I really want...

    No, I've been totally me when talking to her. I can't buy her a ***** (Nor would I really want to, because that cuts into MY ********...) because she's the hostess at one of my bars, so she's working, while I'm there ********. Ok! Well I had the right idea then! I did everything you said...
  11. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Voices" by Disturbed r0DwpEdoB1Q
  12. Born2Jizz

    Welcome back to the board!

    I got lucky! :) I completely missed the down phase! :D:nanner:
  13. Born2Jizz

    Ok...

    Ok...
  14. Born2Jizz

    In my posts, yes! :D

    In my posts, yes! :D
  15. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "The Night" by Disturbed gES3164c9vQ&feature=fvst
  16. Born2Jizz

    :wave2::glugglug::kiss: You missed Dire Straits...

    :wave2::glugglug::kiss: You missed Dire Straits...
  17. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Inside the Fire" by Disturbed gkhwK6Wlod8
  18. Born2Jizz

    Thank you. :iloveyou: There are two bars that I go to all the time because they're super close...

    Thank you. :iloveyou: There are two bars that I go to all the time because they're super close to the house/everybody knows me there. :dunno: Now the hostess at one knows who I am and I've exchanged friendly greetings with her multiple times, but we've recently talked in depth about things...
  19. Born2Jizz

    I know you're ********, but I'm only 182 MyFo points away from my towel!! :D:nanner::nanner:

    I know you're ********, but I'm only 182 MyFo points away from my towel!! :D:nanner::nanner:
  20. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Indestructible" by Disturbed uSF2i0rU_Q8
  21. Born2Jizz

    Well as long as I have **** and cigarettes I'm ok. Lucky for me I do, so I'm ok. I'm looking...

    Well as long as I have **** and cigarettes I'm ok. Lucky for me I do, so I'm ok. I'm looking for a job again, but I have a couple good prospects at Conoco and 7-11. :) Thank you for asking how I am. It's nice that somebody cares. :) Since I have you here, I was wondering if maybe you...
  22. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Remember" by Disturbed 8wwHuQUHiT0&playnext=1&list=PLD8E26DEE1836AEB1
  23. Born2Jizz

    Thanks for the warm congrats! :):glugglug:

    Thanks for the warm congrats! :):glugglug:
  24. Born2Jizz

    The Anti STDiva Black Box Site

    Shouldn't it be white? :dunno:
  25. Born2Jizz

    Pranks!

    Call a bunch of hookers, pizzas, taxis, fire trucks, news cameras, exterminators, cops, and repairmen to the target's address. All to arrive around the same time. :2 cents: *NOT designed to be done to a friend... :elaugh:
  26. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Prayer" by Disturbed 7rQuBgKXjDU
  27. Born2Jizz

    Whore

    FOUR holes filled?? :confused::confused::dunno:
  28. Born2Jizz

    2Pac, still keeping it real

    :facepalm:
  29. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "When It Comes To You" by Dire Straits GHqqOILs98c
  30. Born2Jizz

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Ran out of Coors Banquet, so I'm on Coors Extra gold! :D:yummie::****::glugglug::hybrid:
  31. Born2Jizz

    What pisses you off?

    LMAO :D:1orglaugh:rofl:
  32. Born2Jizz

    Game Over

    OVpPR1pyfkA
  33. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "One World" by Dire Straits WI01DDseJEM
  34. Born2Jizz

    What pisses you off?

    :dito: *Although I prefer Automatic cars... :dunno:
  35. Born2Jizz

    Favorite local eateries

    Re: Favorite eateries In Denver (The Highlands [NOT Highlands Ranch, by the way...]) there's a great little Italian (Red sauce joint) restaurant called Patsy's. Plus they have a restaurant cat named **** who's the ****! She's my little friend! :):2 cents:
  36. Born2Jizz

    Not a problem! :hybrid: Thank YOU for the rep! :):hatsoff::glugglug:

    Not a problem! :hybrid: Thank YOU for the rep! :):hatsoff::glugglug:
  37. Born2Jizz

    18 Prank Photos

    I like the first 4... :1orglaugh:rofl::glugglug: *Gee... I can't imagine why an Irish alcoholic would find those humorous... :dunno:
  38. Born2Jizz

    Roald and Petra: How the working relationship began

    :D:1orglaugh:rofl: *So THAT'S how it started.... :D
  39. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Sultans of Swing" by Dire Straits xo-J1wf2KHc
  40. Born2Jizz

    Chick flick or Bazooka?

    Ah Crash Bandicoot... :lovecoupl Good times! :D:hybrid:
  41. Born2Jizz

    The Perfect Wedding Cake

    :D:1orglaugh:rofl:
  42. Born2Jizz

    Dont you just love nails like this?

    Actually I DO like those nails. Nails that are painted all cool like that are a big turn on to me, even if they're fake. :2 cents::dunno:
  43. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Once Upon a Time in the West" by Dire Straits hUOqTIaau3o
  44. Born2Jizz

    Now that's what I call a black box.

    Oh THERE'S the picture! Before it was just you saying lol. I get it now and nice pun. :glugglug:
  45. Born2Jizz

    "Porno is just a typo away"

    Why the FUCK can't this happen in real life! :mad: *Sidebar-All of those chicks were hot! :flame::dunno:
  46. Born2Jizz

    Home Surfing

    Or retarded... :facepalm:
  47. Born2Jizz

    The Art of the Power ***

    Why are all the chairs knocked over? :dunno:
  48. Born2Jizz

    What are you listening to right now?

    "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits iwDDswGsJ60
  49. Born2Jizz

    Dancing motorcycles

    :dito: Although he was REALLY not happy afterwards! :(
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