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goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal ...:nanner::nanner::nanner:

my favorit ain't on it ... thumb, middle finger and pinky ...:thefinger

In a weird way ...:hit:

my thoughts exactly ...

though it would be like that ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl: meet *****'s new wife, Robert ...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm :boobies: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

titty fuck Chelsey Charms ... :partysml:

Re: Scarlett Johansson likes to get groped. FYI it ain't me as well ... i would have used my whole hand, not 2 fingers ...

ahhhh ... :angels: she will go to heaven :angels:

serves him well after kicking the dog ... payback's a bitch ... :1orglaugh

if you hit this one with your newspaper, you can't read anything on it from the pus ... so read before **** ...

I would have used something else but ...

no need to get upset ... have a smoke ... the leprechauns will do the cleaning

watch out ... a bucket of sperm on its way out ... and then only on drop coming out :rofl::rofl:

woohoo ... cat fight ...

only 3 colors ???

Just bought 6 bottles of *****-melon and 6 of *****-peach ... will definately try the poppsickle version ... they say it will be a warm summer, so let it come ...

wtf ? it's even weirder then the one with the fork. How weird do you have to be ... this even goes beyond me ...

pity they weren't a bit bigger ... but who am I to complain ... :hit:

Good luck on selling that second hand ...

Tanita Tikaram --- twist in my sobriety http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLhdbqEg34o&feature=related

better the cd then the furniture

i'd give more then a hand ...:boobies::boobies::boobies:

it sometimes amazes me what they can put in there ... and what they wanna put in there as well ...:D

i think she would look better without it ... :D

it shows how small we really are ...

best present a guy can wish for underneath the X-mas tree ... :love-smi:

Random fact to enter contest : How to identify the different large kangaroos? One way to tell large kangaroos apart is by their noses. A wallaroo's nose has a large black bare patch around it. A red kangaroo has a smaller, boomerang-shaped black bare patch on its nose. The gray kangaroo has bare...

Random fact to enter contest : How to identify the different large kangaroos? One way to tell large kangaroos apart is by their noses. A wallaroo's nose has a large black bare patch around it. A red kangaroo has a smaller, boomerang-shaped black bare patch on its nose. The gray kangaroo has bare...

giddy up horsey ...:love-smi:

have to admit it would be easier though, spoon in left hand, ***** in right hand and the fork ... nah, forget it... I can't even think of a reason to put even something in it ... btw for those who didn't look, it's a lot better then to see batteries coming out of it.

seen it before, but it still cracks me up ...

42 ... 14 ...26 ... hup hup now i know where the hup hup comes from ...:nannerf1:

That's the difference between man and woman ... woman puts it in a bag, man in a sandwich ...

Two moons ... twice the delight ...:love-smi:

Thank God, the one with the black hair is holding the other one a bit back ...

:1orglaugh ... hilarious ...:1orglaugh

Nice tongue ...:tongue:

Makes you wanna go back to school again ... Girls make school worthwhile ...

the result is somewhere else on this forum ... :1orglaugh

The effect of Sarah Palin ...

I'm sure you're not the only one who ain't sure ...

I always found it weird that he had to release his webs from his wrist ... more realistic ...

woohoo, no more mirror needed to see boobies when doing doggy ... where can i get one ???

Mister Piggy ...

IF you see a butt like that, it makes you wonder what we would have received if Adam gave two ribs instead of one ...:hit:

It's an humpa lumpa ...

another reason to start riding bikes ...

one of the reasons why i don't like to look at this kinda sport ...