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i would bet that ginger gves the best head i bet she swallows.maryann seems more the cumdodger.

i just luv spanish women! i hope you remember me if you ever get devorced.

Re: Prettiest Pornstar / Face i think sienna west is very pretty.im thinking of maybe marrying her.

hi are you married? if not i would like to be the first one her to propose.

aria is art. erica is porn. i belive i am the first person to see her pics. one day we will be married and all you guys will be invited.

nothing against erica but i cant put her above aria.

wtf sienna west isnt even on the list!!! and my girl brooke haven way the fuck down the list like that!

she was always my favorite. i wonder if she wants to go out on a date and then get married?

well i was just making a joke. i guess i watch the chappel show to much. haha

i once sprained my balls during a all dat fuck-a-thon.

they could elect alfred e newman and he would do a better job than any president we ever had. face it no president ever,EVER had the best interest of the country as part of his agenda. thats why everything is so fucked up.

of coarse she refuses to drop out..shes a oh never mind.

well that real fucked up if you ask me! if you really listen to jewel and carrie underwood you better hand in your black card ***!

we are just fucked that is all there is too it.you cant deal with those people. especialy with he greedy crooked fucks that run our govt.what we should do is cut off all foriegn aid how ever many trillions of dollars that is. and you could take care of every fuckin problem this country has.but...

hey man, you like the puckered star fish, more power to you. i have just never looked at a girl and said "hey, nice assHOLE''. know what im saying.

we should send them crack.

i would also like to volunteer my services as a judge.

vicky, i will do the vacuming,i will walk the dog and run errands at 4 a.m.

Re: Re: Best Cocksucker In Porn? any of you guys hear of the pornstar named Shasta? she makes all the others look like amatures. i use her videos for training tapes for all my wives and girlfriends.

i like nice tits, asses, pussies,but to just zone in on an assHOLE! i dont know...it just makes me think of **** and it throws me off my game....know what im saying?

this thread has turned ugly!

sir, i am an expert at detecting good blowers! crime detection however is not my fortay.

we are guessing legsman.

i wouldnt mind giving the fat one a roll in the flour also.

yes you are right on target. how could i forget about my beloved rosie.

i pick angelina jolie, lisa rinna and jessica biels for best head i bet they all swallow too although i think angelina and lisa also like facials. i would have pegged jessica simpson as a swallower but her guys keep dumping her so i must recind that one.

what celebritie do you think would give the best blowjobs? and which ones do you think swallow?

i gotta figure that angelina jolie,lisa rinna and jessica biels have to give fantastic blowjobs because of the size and shape of their lips/mouths.so.....after carefull research and applying geometric logic i would chose one of the three or preferably alll three simultaniously.

vicky, can we get married? i'll do the cooking. and the laundry. i'll even ***** in the wet spot.

im a faceboy

gloria leanord was my first love.

how the fuck can anybody rate her under a 9?

its sienna im already making up the guest list.

we are fucked. i dont know what you guys do for a living but i drive a truck.watch what happens in about 3 months when this works its way to the grocery stores(it has not yet!) and everyother thing we buy.

thanks man.now i got more money to bribe her with.

once again i get the cock and cheese sandwhich and this time there is no cheese and no bread.

WTF! i knew those answers. i just didnt notice the contest! this is not fair! i demand a chance! cmon.

see her on the home page? i definatly have to marry her.

i met this guy whos ****** is friends with the guy who drives the garbage truck that hauls away jenna jamisons used crotch towels.so i guess that means we are practically engaged.

why the fuck is my aunt edna in this thread??

she aint too bad really, tits are kinda small though.

i have had a lot of fun with fat chicks,they seem to be more horny then your normal sized nymphs.

i love her,i would let her use me as a urinal mint anyday

i care enough that i would marry her sign ver my 401k and let her kick my balls when i irritate her.

i would marry her and she could call me names in front of my friends and make me change **** brands.i dont care cause its love.

i would marry her and let her ***** on the dry side of the bed,i would also let have my life savings and treat me like **** because i luv her

i would marry her and let her kick me around and would beg for more.

i would definatly marry her, hand her my pay check on friday and let her use my car and i''ll take the bus,DEFINATLY!!!

deb, perhaps you have just not had one applied correctly.pm me and perhaps we can meet up i would be happy to help a fellow member in the finer points of a correctly done facial.

im italian and ive dated and married italian girls my whole life.....they are bitches,big tits and nice asses but bitches.