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hey, you gotta do what makes you happy (like sheryl crow says). i luv porn chicks but if they want to change their lives i still luv them.

i love to power blast a load all over a hot chicks face.

i was just wondering all you assfuckers how many time have you gotten mud on the helmet? that has been a phobia of mine which is why i dont indulge.

i always thought the most perfect of all time were. bridget bardot and leslie caron.

most i ever had sex in one day was 8 times with ex wife. we started early in the morning. my dick was so raw i couldnt use it for 2 days. most i ever jacked off in a day was 5 times. and my girlfriend once blew me 3 times in 45 minutes.

maybe we can have nina come over for a threesome.

am i chopped liver? whats your address, i'll be right over. i even picked out my porn name. Naldo the Wad.

Re: pornstar lookalikes i have the uncanny ability to imagine my girl frien looks like different porn stars whem im fucking her. sometimes shes tera, sometimes shes nina. i havnt slipped and called her those names yet.

now i love lisa ann,have for a long time. but sienna is my all time favorite. shes just so fuckin hott.

i gotta go with kelly. she a total fantasy chick. she just has that look. i got first dibs if she ever gets devorced.

Re: HELL YEAH Audrey Bitoni (PICS) the things her and i could do together!

i think girls look better with a little weight on.

ya, they can cut a hole in my full body cast so my dick can stick out.

nina, that pic is so fuckin hott!

ya my dick would be harder than the persian alphabet while they where useing my skull as a rugby ball and all the time i would be thinking "chica told me to try this".

hmmm, good suggestion. will you come and pull them off me when they are tap danceing on my head.

the shasta with the blond hair? i was a really big fan. she was the best cocksucker i ever seen. TLA.

creamed my drawers.now i got to post in the "who made you cum today thread"

im not trying to say you guys are lying.....but! if you opened your front door and shyla styles or nina mercedez was there and opened her coat to reveal there perfct naked bods and said i want to fuck you now. you guys will say "sorry but no thanks"? i'll bet not one of you guys would turn them...

this IS a fail thread i had my dick out and everything.

julian, i do admire your entusiasm.

fuck no!................... unless she said it was alright.:tongue:

excuse me, but why the fuck was i not invited?

thats why im not married. in case nina wants to get it on. im waiting nina.

i really dont know how anyone can do anal. i had a prostate exam and i almost threw up and fainted, and some of these girls get one or sometimes two giant salami dicks up there asses.

eva, anything you want baby.

your a good girl vicky. thats why i luv you.

it depends if it like- that fuckin slut backed into my car. then thats an insult. if its- oh, baby you suck cock like a fuckin slut. thats a compliment. of coarse if you say-dammit, you just bit my cock you fuckin slut. thats an insult.

man, i love sienna. i would marry her in a minute. give her all my money and let her use me as a door mat.

kfc really went down hill ever since they changed to the new recipe. last time i ate it i almost had an anal prolapse from shiting for 6 hours straight. the colonel must be spinning in his grave.

that depends. does the dating include atm's and throating?

beth has really big tits. i just watch the show in case they spill out.

julia is hot! but lisa is one of my first. i discovered her in a club magazine from the 80's. i wore that magazine out jackin off to her pics.

im so pissed at her for letting another guy knock her up!

thanks alot vanessa. now i'll have to go to the boob rehab after seeing those gorgeous babes.

i cant help it. all i think about is tits,TITS,TITS!

shyla has one of the most perfect bodies on the planet! i love her. i would have ******** with her but i dont want to chance fuckin up that bod.

shes getting all fuckin "cant we just lay together" and all that bullshit! give me your address and i'll be right over.

i definatly want to marry her.

christina, is totally hot.

im gonna have to save up and buy me a shyla styles fembot.

shes been trying to put a lot of rules on me as of late so i gotta lay my pimp hand down!

im not gonna ditch porn! i ve been watching porn since i was like fuckin 2. i luv my porn chicks.

she im kinda thinking maybe its time for a new girl friend.

see how fucked up chicks can be. look ladies.. no guy want to be friends we want to fuck you brains loose! no friends bullshit. here's what you should do get a box gift wrap it with a big bow. make a hole in the bottom and put your cock in it go to her house and say"hey, i have another present i...

porn is responsible for all the beatings i have givin my cock over the years.

tough,tough decision. i would have to have it settled by a blow-off.

not for lisa ann.

i dont know if its healthy as in "it does the body good". but it isnt unhealthy either.you have to figur out of the roughly 500 million women on the planet probably 98.9% of swallowed at least one load and probably at least 77% swallow at least one load a week followed by 69% who swallow a load...

man she so fuckin hot. shes definatly on my(girls i want to marry) list.