When a friend of you ******'s takes you out on a date, pays for everything, flirts with you, is responsive to your flirts, then won't fuck because "You're xxxxx's *******"...... WHO GIVES A ****!! :mad::facepalm:
Well you'd better wear it in the winter/fall/cold days! :nono: And I missed you too!! :D You're still one of my best friends and :iloveyou::shy::dunno:
Having a fat, ugly, obnoxious, loud mouthed cunt of an ex hanging around (she buys me cigs and ****... :dunno:) when I'm trying to woo a cute little southern belle from Texas with big ass titties... :boobies: :dunno: