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    My Image Hosting Site ****** Me . . .

    My Image Hosting site ****** me and I would like some leads on a viable replacement, do any of you have any ideas on what would be the best replacement? Please, no dinosaur sites now, for I don't want to deal with a lot of posting regulations. Thanks ;)
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    Guys - pedicure question

    Guys - If you were to receive a non transferrable gift certificate for a pedicure appointment would you redeem it? Do consider that you're perfectly capable of handling the job yourself. To me it just seems kinda femmy and pompous for a guy to make a special appointment to have his nails...
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    Count Catula!

    :cthulhu:..............................................,..........................:cthulhu: KzuX33_7Dug :cthulhu:..............................................,..........................:cthulhu:
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    ''OK Fuckface, what did you say and when did you say it?''

    ANSWERS! NOW!! :hatsoff:
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    Bear steals, joyrides & trashes car

    First, let's look at the damage assessment Full Story
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    University of San Quentin

    I feel that inmates should one day be able to take the bar exam, don't you? (no, I'm not talking about a cavity search & seizure! :nono:) Yea, and after they become active members of the California State Bar, they should be given the opportunity to represent themselves against their evil...
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    a potpourri of gagpix

    http://www.thegunzone.com/gagpix/gagpix-arch.html
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    Why Women Live Longer

    Why women live longer Can't post individual links . . . dammit! Sorry, it's the only way I could post this. Why women live longer : 4th column over near the bottom. Have you ever improvised before? Sure you have! :facepalm:
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    Most generous pensions / This is the limit!

    Top this one! :ak47: Full Story Bell, California pop. approx. 40,000 Me -> :ak47: :yahoo: :clown: :conehead: <- former City of Bell ''officials''
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    Culinary Delights

    Are you eating right now? . . . GOOD! How about some of these? Take a wild guess . . . Answer: (Highlight) -> Let's just say you'd be helping somebody with their household ant issues if you were to consume them. So, What's the most nasty and unappetizing thing you've ever stomached...
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    Had the Times Square bomb detonated . . .

    Full Story Could you imagine 2,3,4 or more city blocks covered with glass and dismembered people . . . oh, and ***** steadily flowing down the curbside? Talk about using resources to their maximum potential! These guys are pretty sharp! lesstheir bomb making skills. :p
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    ''Beautiful People'' Political Party

    A Romanian model wants to improve the country's image by starting a political party for beautiful people, according to Orange news. Sanziana Buruiana would tax obese citizens and criminalize 'dumb blonde' jokes, saying "anyone like that needs to be put in prison." The party platform calls for...
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    "Stoopid Plate" (license plate that is)

    http://www.dailytech.com/California+Bill+Proposes+Digital+License+Plates+with+Advertisements/article18797.htm :rolleyes: :lame: OK, so it's against the law to text and such, yet OTOH, it would be OK to read license plate advertising as long as the state has the capacity to pay down their...
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    Adm Mike Mullen: National Debt single greatest security threat

    Complete article :updown:
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    There is no greater time to build the Young Communist League

    Why is there no greater time? After reading all of the CPUSA's rhetorical bs I have only come to this conclusion: The president is the reason why there's no greater time.
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    General McChrystal ousted

    full story No comment
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    Obama Chief of Staff looking at resignation options

    full story
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    Reason why Obama won't secure the border . . in his own words

    According to standing Arizona Senator John Kyl . . .
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    Lack of Resolve?

    http://www.todayonline.com/BreakingNews/EDC100614-0000016/International-NATO-soldier-******-in-Afghanistan-Danish-authorities-say-victim-was-Danish Do you guys believe in the Mcchrystal plan?
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    When you crack open your eggs . . .

    . . . do you get a spoon and scoop out the little white embryo thing-o-majigger first? :o :1orglaugh just askin :dunno:
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    GM and Ford Transition to Mexico where workers earn $26 per day

    full story Here we go again, both the American taxpayer as well as the UAW get the shaft again!
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    16 Year old sailor feared lost at sea

    full story I hope that the stinky somali pirates didn't intercept her! ikwQmRCgWFM Think Miracles
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    Not News - Natural oil seepage in the Gulf of Mexico

    Scientists Find That Tons Of Oil Seep Into The Gulf Of Mexico Each Year ScienceDaily (Jan. 27, 2000) — Twice an Exxon Valdez spill worth of oil seeps into the Gulf of Mexico every year, according to a new study that will be presented January 27 at the Ocean Sciences Meeting in San Antonio...
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    Consumer Product Labeling

    Do you read and understand the sometimes deceptive labeling on consumer products? For instance, I'm sure you've seen products labeled as having 100% fruit juice? well, they might contain 100% fruit juice, but don't they all? Read about the deception here The other type of product labeling...
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    Man Mulched

    story & video You just wonder about the sequence of events that leads up to such incidents. :dunno: similar unit demo
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    Indy 500 crunch Replay

    First things first - One, let's wish upon Mike Conway to have a speedy recovery. Two, Congratulations to Dario Franchitti :dusts off hands: Ready? Action It's a damned good thing that the crash barrier did it's thing, otherwise the day could have been a disaster. Sidebar: Danica's...
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    Alex was here

    Alexpnz victim reports :moon:
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    Serious Gang Bang Action

    Who Knew? :dunno: have fun! :hatsoff: It gets better toward the end . . . bitch! you 'can't deny those guys now, they got some :rubbel: to do before they DIE. Yep, I said die! You see, in the world of ants, that's the only function of the male, to fuck and die, how about that! Hope You...
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    Financial Reform sidesteps the worst perps

    continued This is one of the rare instances when I can actually commend John McCain for a job well done . . but does it really require a special reform amendment? :confused: These government flakes:rolleyes:, you have to babysit them every step of the way!
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    Obama admin. lifts sanctions against Russians linked to Iran

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9FREE2G0&show_article=1 That's the way you do it, lift the sanctions as a gesture of good will in the hopes that the russians will breach their long range missile contract with Iran, is that how it works? . . and if you ***** and Russia should deliver...
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    Ron Paul on ******* Immigration and Border Security (4-27-10)

    :1orglaugh Read more if you dare. :wave2:
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    Licorice: stale or fresh?

    Call it. Are there any other foodstuffs that you've heard of that people like better a day old, or just plain s-t-a-l-e?
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    Who's your favourite tranny ?

    Funny :thumbsup: lFqV-ptvLmI&feature=channel AKA Maynard James Keenan . . .? ? :rofl: :clown:
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    Do You **** Email?

    When you see that you have received an email, do you usually think: OK, what the fuck does THIS person want and without even looking to see who it is, you continue on doing whatever it was that you were doing? :D just a curio is all
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    News Anchor Blooper "She's Enjoying Penis a Little Bit More . .''

    May 14, 2010 06:31 PM EDT Watch the clip . . . here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
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    Guiness : Good to the last drop !

    http://www.capsgetpeeled.com/blog/archives/cat.jpg :)
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    Al & Tipper Gore's new $9 million Villa

    Cont'd Unemployment is in double figures . . . the state is on the verge of bankruptcy . . . thousands have accepted employment offerings that are paying only a fraction of what they were earning just two years ago, and the enviro derivative master himself buys another castle.
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    "Offensive"

    More looney - kooky PCisms :rolleyes:
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    Addicting !

    Better yet, only $1 per 24 at your local "Small" Lots Stores. :party:
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    Deputy Shot by ******* ***** dope smugglers

    Full Story, pics & vid ''******* Immigrants" :spin: :rolleyes: Get it right, author, they're ''******* a-l-i-e-n contraband smugglers'' Hatsoff to the deputy, hope he has a speedy recovery! :hatsoff:
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    Favourite Wrestling Holds

    :bigear: WillE, Please Check in @ the front desk ! ((((
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    Would you even bother to pick up a dime off the street ?

    So, what do you think about coined currency in these times, should the minting continue on and remain as a liability, or should Congress vote accordingly and cease production ? I maintain that we not only discontinue the minting of pennies, but let's cease coin production altogether for a...
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    Man down to his last $30 wins 258 million

    and all he wants is his two front teeth :tongue: story & pic :cheers on: (((( LUMP SUM ! Lump Sum ! Lump Sum !:rofl:
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    Utah death row inmate chooses firing squad

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    Only in Texas

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XYy470fpCVM/Sm4PvKFdNZI/AAAAAAAAASU/onePRvCUCNE/s400/IMAGE1.jpg :hatsoff:
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    Financial Reform bill to assist frauds

    more Permanent too big to fail status for the core of the problem shysters @ goldman sachs ? Yup ! sure looks like shy-cago mobster-like policy to me. What's reverend Wright have to say about his holy *** obama collaborating with "all of those joos" ? :rolleyes: I say that Wright should...
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    ''Hey, teacher,leave them **** alone . . .''

    ''Hey, teacher, leave them **** alone . . .'' This is so typical of neo revolutionaries today Continues
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    When is Spexy Ashleigh finally going OCSM ?

    people wanna know
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    What did your ****** find in YOUR dirty laundry . . ?

    Just a 'lil trip down Memory Lane : Growing up, did you have problem ***** tendencies ? Did the principal of your school ever have to sit your ass down and phone your parent(s) ? Were you ever suspended from school for any reason ? Did your ****** ever find rolling papers, a bag of pot or a 2...
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