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Re: >>>> If I were Hugh Hefner for One Day...Win a Playboy Watch!!! Well, I've already got a 1500 word article about Jerry Buss due for the local newspaper this week. But maybe I could squeeze this in on my train ride into work.

TheThe, You didn't happen to go to THE Ohio State University did you?

You know the saying, what doesn't **** you, only makes you stronger? Well that Iowa game made Juice Williams into superman against Ohio State!

Oh, Santa and I go way back man. Same fraternity. The Alpha Beta Kringles. But you'll have to wait to put in your requests. It's a bit early in the day for him. He likes to ***** in. psst...Santa likes to hit the sauce and is kind of a lazy bum. Hey, why do you think he is so big and has all...

Chief Illiniwek says, to Missouri, Kansas, and those pansy native american activists on the west coast that got him ******, "KISS MY ASS! I'm going to the Rose Bowl baby!"

I wish I could give the world a **** Zero!

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Hey! But I'm not a lesbian? :( Oh, I am however a woman trapped inside a man's body. Does that count???

Well, mine seems easy, but I haven't been able to find a girl who can do it yet. All I ask is for a girl to sing hallelujah, with my cock in her throat, while she licks my balls. Is that so hard?

I look at the positives. - Best field goal kicker in the league (arguably) - Devin Hester - Good defense next year potentially We're not in that bad of shape except for QB. We can always get more receivers. And running backs are a dime a dozen. Just ask Indy.

Oh, I was just messing around man. Haters is just my theme for the evening. I can see why some would feel cheated by Illinois moving into OSU's deserved Rose Bowl spot. Especially Mizzou. Just like Ohio State benefited from the Big Ten not playing a conference championship, (and all the...

All the defensive offside penalties were shocking. In one series alone they were offside 3 times!?!

Yeah, I remember. And quite frankly, I'm ashamed you are a White Sox fan. In fact, I'm gonna bring this up at the next White Sox high council meeting, and petition to have you excommunicated from the White Sox nation! And I only take mustard on my dogs CA!

Haters! Haters everywhere tonight! Can we get some love after all our suffering?

I expect you to be ****** in your oatmeal January 2nd.

Speaking of haters. How can a so called Chicagoan, be such a Chicago hater? Are you related to Jay Mariotti? What's going on man?

Illinois is in the Rose Bowl!!!!

I know! I kept telling my uncle I must be a good luck charm if they are undefeated while I'm there. But he didn't buy my ploy. :(

Ditto.

I think you're the first person ever to compare ELI to John Elway!

"Dadgummit" I watched an entire game that Joe Buck was announcing and the Good Guys couldn't hold on. Lose, Lose.

Careful who you mock chef! But yeah, that wide open deep route drop was sad.

I'm not really rooting against the Dolphins. I'm rooting for history. Do you know how long I have waited to see an 0-16 season? I love it! If they make it, I'll be popping ********* ...just like the '72 Dolphins do every year!! :D

Yeah, I thought for sure this was the day the fins would ***** and win a game. But I'm happy for your jets also. :thumbsup: Up next.. Game of the week: Bears vs Giants Let's all pray for 2 or less Rex Grossman turn-overs today. In the words of the great Hawk Harrelson, "Sit Back, Relax, and...

OH YEAH! I'm with ya buddy! Dolphins LOSE!!!! 0 - 12 baby! The ***** season continues..

FOX just displayed a graphic in the 2nd half of the Rams/Falcons game titled "Sloppy Seconds". LMAO

Man, like, wtf does "good on ya" mean anyway there highlander?

Actually, I've heard you're supposed to poke out your own eye balls when listening to their music. Helps alleviate the pain. You're welcome, Doc. You get a bong and nothing to put in it. Happy Festivus!

How's it hanging Dick? You get a range of cd's from Barry Manilow, Celine Dion , Britney Spears and Bjork. or a heap of toxic toys made in China from Mattel... I'd go with the former if it were me. :2 cents:

Granted. You also get a tube of P B & KY jelly. Santa KFD

I bow before the greatness of georges! :bowdown: :georges:

I kinda would too. You know, when I watched the Mizzou vs IL game at the start of the year, I was like "Wow, Mizzou must really be bad this year if Illinois is giving them a game." Who knew?

Nope, that about covers it for the AFC east. The greatest division in the NFL.

The quest for the perfect season resumes this weekend! I'm referring of course to the Dolphins pursuit of the 0'fer. They take on the 2-9 Jets this weekend. Could be a bit of a nail biter. I think the Dolphins might ***** and actually pull this one out. J-E-T-S ... Go Jets!

Oh, you thought I was serious? Well of course I'm serious!

Have sex with them

Actually I kinda like Heidi Klum's accent, but maybe it's just because she's really hot.

Yeah raw. Like if you have sex with your girl without a condom. We call it, hitting it raw dog. You mean a schwarzenegger accent? We had a German foreign exchange student live with us when I was little. Her name was Melli. She was from Braunschweig if I remember correctly. She spoke with a...

In American: raw And just so you all know, you don't speak english. You speak American! And so does the rest of the world. Not that sissy english. Fuggitaboutit!

No, THIS is a touching scene. :hatsoff:

You know what? I don't like your tone. BOW before the greatness of Trey Parker! An American!!

Jesus of Jericho?

Think about it.. What would Buddha do?

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It's only gay if she has a penis.

Kinda off topic, but my uncle kept saying "nappy headed ho's" over and over on Thanksgiving for some reason. So, we're all buying him something with the word 'ho' in it for Christmas. I'm going with something form the 'Ho Chunk Casino' in Wisconsin. Or as its also known - the Chunky Ho.

Yeah, watching Platoon. The only way I could cope with the hot buttery popcorn, was to wash it down with a tall glass of Coca Cola Classic. From there I sampled many other delicious beverages, but I had to take a stand. **** Zero is my methadone.

I got 4 more months in the pool we got going.