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I've gotta go with Thankskilling. But as that's one of those "so bad you do end up laughing sometimes", I also put in for Friends With Benefits (aka "Gray's Anatomy with Ashton Kutcher"), and Gigli.

Re: Who made you cum today?

I live near the rail system for our city (if a single-line train qualifies as that) and it stops for the airport. The TSA people who take it look like they're coming from really rundown neighborhoods. It wouldn't take a lot to motivate them to take a bribe or something, I agree. In this case...

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! Ok, ok, I fess up. Right now the fund is only $10 total. Would you take that as the down payment with $9,999,990 at delivery? lol. That's good, I imagine some stars probably get tired of constantly being harangued in their personal life, though it's a job hazard...

I'm gonna pester you with 300 PMs.... I do remember that. I'm tired of Al Sharpton being "king of the black folk" in his own and many others' eyes, including a ton of white people. There's still race work to be done in this country, the existence of so many members on Stormfront and other...

His ***'s girlfriend lived there, he was going there to meet them.

That's horrifying. And yet I chuckled. ... I'm a horrible person.

Gorgeous, though troubling given how out-of-the-ordinary the pattern's been. Shocking to see the highlands show almost no frost remaining too.

Re: Who made you cum today? hahaha wow. I've done that but only because I can last forever even without wanting to. Lame!! Totally envious :P I'm thinking later I'll power on some Vanessa Cage.

Agreed. It reflects poorly on him and tarnishes the already-poor reputation of the TSA. Like you said, I'm not their biggest fan, though obviously it's difficult to say how much this reflects on all their employees except to clearly call for better (1) checks before employment, and (2) stricter...

^This. I think he still had no place following the guy once they said not to, but they need to be more definitive for sure. And until we get the facts out in a public indictment hearing and/or subsequent trial, the press is just gonna keep circle-jerking for ratings per their manual: how to turn...

Oooh, go on baby. Talk dirty to me.

Re: Who made you cum today? Holy hell haha, how long did that take you?? I'm jealous, we men need to start working on a no-refractory period pill of some kind. Not Viagra, that just keeps you hard but it's not the same. For my part, Tori Black earlier and Vivian Vista a bit later. Her...

Probably public sex, and also a devil's threesome that includes some homosexual acts too. If we're all gonna participate I say go all in haha.

Jameson's. Yes at 1pm. And fuck anyone who says it's too early, I am a CLASSY ALCOHOLIC, I will ***** my ****** when I damn well please.

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, anyone in this thread, I'm looking for donations to my "$10 million to pay a hot chick to have my baby" fund. PM me for the paypal. So I'm curious, how often do you run into fans on the street?

Buddy of mine got an inherited ****** heirloom Lee Enfield. His ******'s Georgian, it's believed it was in service around 1900. I am insanely jealous.

Yes. .... Yes you should. And I won't even lie about jacking off to them in nerd-glory.

^THIS. When I heard he got a show I thought instantly "WHY?!" I like Maddow and Andrea Mitchell. The rest of that network can go to hell. (That doesn't count the NBC staff who feature on MSNBC by way of shared contracts. Chuck Todd's the best numbers man in TV news, David Gregory and co. still...

Heh, was it themed? "$100 for the first strip search, $200 for a body scan"

Yoda reference just gave you a million more hotpoints! (I am a nerd, yes.)

And the per-unit cost would be more comparable if people calculated things right. Contractors frontload R&D costs on the first orders so the profits roll in later, we've produced far more Raptors than Lightnings, so the cost of the 22 came down, while the 35 got kept high as a result of the...

I'm hoping he means CM or else vaginas are way more complex than I was taught :surprise: And to answer OP's question in case he lives in one of those school districts that teaches you vaginas are evil until marriage----the vaginal walls are made to stretch, or else, as has been pointed out...

Lol stupid rep rules :P well thanks for trying and letting me know you would have! I'll have to keep posting more things so when you can give rep again I deserve it....dang it, now I have "standards" to live up to....whyyy?

I grew up LDS and much later after a ton of soul-searching and exploration, I left the church. I admit I have my problems with religion and certain types of religious people, but I can't blame my faith-based guilt for "holding me back" when it comes to sex. I too spent a long time without it...

Tori Black Just look at that face:

Incidentally, this is why I stopped reading the New York Times a long time ago, their "journalism" is a sad husk of the legacy their predecessors once stood for, they commonly make such "stylistic" errors and manipulations in their standard newspieces. Their competitor, the Wall Street Journal...

Raven Riley was the first to get me deliberately looking for anyone so I guess that counts. I went from Google Images getting me off randomly to finding Freeones and looking into more of her work. But once I became actually into porn and more aware of the stars out there, Tori Black became my...

There is, ethnically speaking, such a thing as a white hispanic, it's why the Census Bureau actually doesn't count hispanics separately (I myself am half-Italian half-Mexican, so I get asked about the distinction all the time), but it's stupid to proclaim that being a "light" hispanic...

I have this problem too. One, if he was really in an altercation involving serious bodily harm, why do we not have (a) police treating him at the scene, (b) EMTs treating him at the scene, (c) any record of him seeking medical attention after not getting either of those? So the justification for...

Hey, thanks a ton for the friend request!! :)

Re: Who made you cum today? If you ever find out do post it so we all know!

Any one or combination of Tori Black, Melanie Rios, Lexi Belle, and Little Caprice. Except just being in the room with them would probably set me off in my pants and I'd never be able to do it.

lol I'm glad you recognize the inherent humor in the juxtaposition of those two things. "WE'RE NOT ALL THAT TALL. I am though." Just be happy this isn't a dick size thread :facepalm:

I did once over at Cracked. Their system wouldn't let me change the email associated with the account even though that email had been compromised, so I created one of their newer Facebook-linked accounts. But I did a message to one of the editors, they didn't have a problem with it. Other than...

5'9". I'm in that stupid gray between "tall" and truly "short", which I suppose generally makes me short.....lame.

gif link comes up as 403 error for me. May wanna find an alternate post.

http://youtu.be/aHrzzdr0J_M I never thought I'd think "Adam Sandler said it best".

Actually I have, and each and every response you've given is just another attention-seeking petty piece of bullshit and your self-righteousness won't cloud that. And there are rules, you just don't seem to be aware that they're not of your making nor yours to enforce as you see fit. 1) The...

You realize once you're reassigning usernames with pejoratives, especially using "gay" as one on a forum that includes gay or bi members in the hundreds to thousands, you're just a hypocrite in your own thread right? Right?

^that. I feel like I immediately go into wilting willy mode when I see those.

Re: Who made you cum today? If you get the chance, can I help?? She's ine of those sweet-looking girls but who can be all kinds of dirty and sexy. She became ine of my favorites quick.

Smallville (love the name btw, I was just thinking of renting a season of that show) I'm curious then, would you have a problem if it did? Like would it be a bad thing or more "meh"?

I'm at lunch and bored is my excuse ha

Zooey, I feel like she'd actually be more creative in bed, not to mention I could stand her longer.

Welp, there goes my boner for a little while.

Re: Who made you cum today? Riley Reid got me all worked up but then I got called into work. We'll see if she can finish the job later, lol

I should've realized I was at risk lol, I've had the back cap open on the fleshlight before and gotten some through the other end. And Tony, problem for me was the show was over, it was cleaning up that was a problem. I feel like I have better sympathy for those guys who have to clean Times...

I like how macros=4chan for some people when everyone from Reddit to Facebook pages are devoted to them now. Yes 4chan actually deserves credit for most of the good ones, but it's not like someone who uses macros is a /b/ flamer. Though for that matter 4chan user = / = kiddie porn enthusiast...

I had taken a break from jacking off for a bit and then was horny all day (curse of living in a college town is seeing a bunch of hot girls all the time), finally went home and was "taking care of it" and I guess the combination of building up a reserve and then having an erection off and on all...