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i get real simple, food and ****, the atlantic, books and culture, and wired i still like holding reading material in my hands that isnt the computer though i do a lot of reading on my phone and laptop

i have iphone 5s and no reason to change. works great for talking texting browsing emailing and photography. do you keep that massive phone in your pocket? i dont think it would fit in my pockets!

there are three reasons white dudes like asian girls: 1 they like hairy pussy and asians are more likely to have it 2 they like erect nipples with no areola 3 they like the bodies of 10 year old boys and have not come to terms with the implications of that

if you ever need a gag gift you should get this book. there are very hilarious things and i would recommend getting it just for funny reading http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations-ebook/dp/B00JNPF5BC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1422407490&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+live+with+a+big+penis

how may people are hoping for a wardrobe malfunction at superbowl halftime this year?

why is it remarkable that wombat **** is cube shaped? isnt everyones **** cube shaped?

im pretty sure any republican would be able to eat cereal from a bath tub

i have a triple redundant system. the house had a ****** air gas and i put in two wood stoves and i also put in radiant heat on the main floor and in the bathrooms on the second floor. the bathrooms have electric under floor heat and the main floor is all gas heated water runing through tubes...

im going with true because if not then how?

yeah thats not true at all

jesus this thread is awesome

is there anyone in the country who gives a flying fuck what al sharpton thinks at this point? what a waste of skin regardless of color

does he give you the weirdest boner?

if you say 'my *******' in michael cane's voice it becomes his name you cant explain that

how would she be prepared? it matters

fucking lol

all of the filipino women i have ****** and stewed have been delicious i don't know what your problem is

i think even more problematic is where the people here feel qualified to judge who is a good and bad christian. if you are going to follow christian teachings you are not to judge other christians, but leave that to god. some here have a pretty righteous attitude and call out porn stars while...

i find it quite appalling that conservative homosexual is in the same field of discussion as jewish ****

thanks for the help

that is kind of a straw man argument. if you are at either extreme the scientists are going to look in to it and try to attribute it to something. you will note that the scientific community has moved on from the term global warming because they got that wrong and they admit it. climate...

jesus this one made made me laugh good one.

only in texas you bunch of freaks :)

this is pretty chill and good

what if you look at the calvanist perspective? you have no control at all over your salvation. they believe that work is done and predestination determines who is saved and who is not. the porn star may be predestined to be saved while the baptist pastor is predestined to eternal hellfire...

there should be a canadian punk band with that name

im pretty sure jeb would win if it came to fisticuffs

bodie they should have won. they **** the bed tonight

fucking fuckers

you cant really be serious can you? im beginning to think you are a giant troll

oregon looks like ****. wtf

seriously is will always like this?

so no answer then?

lots of time this morning so made eggs benedict. i love that for breakfast.

im pretty sure it involves a large condom

baby batter – baby gravy – chocolate cum – cream of some young guy – cum – jism – jiz – jizm – jizz – jizzum – load – man chowder – man seed – nut – nut butter – pearl necklace – pole milk – protein shake – schlong juice – scum – seed – splooge – spooge – string of pearls – tattie water –...

baby paste isnt bad but i prefer the term man chowder

so you agree that we should have been angry with president obama because the gas prices were high and now we should not mention him at all in the discussion of low gas prices? gotcha

try blow drying them while you are still wearing them. and a new subgenre of porn is born.

holy fuck is that going to be a media fuck fest and watch the political parties try to thump each other over this. get your popcorn.

as soon as i come to the forum it seems to mark everything as read so when i click on new posts it says nothing new has been posted in the last 24 hours. it is annoying as i would prefer to click on the 'go to the first new post' button on the threads i follow i am using up to date chrome on a...

thats a fair point bob but really you would be adding one or two more games for four and two teams in the entire nation. and supposedly they would be the elite college players to make it that far. i don't think it is asking too much.

i can feel a lot of love for assari in this thread

i think 8 teams would be perfect. any more and it would extend the season too long. these are still students and we cant expect too much

and a new subgenre of porn was created

hilarious you guys never fail to deliver!