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    **Lana Roy parades about in her lingerie downstairs and goes upstairs for a snack but sees someone** Lana Roy: Who are you and what you doing here? Guy: I'm sorry i let myself in as door was wide open. Seems like i got the wrong house!! **Lana Roy teases her body in front of him** Lana Roy...
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    Lana Roy: All this stuff from Ann Summers got to be worth it?
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    Lana Roy cautious about sitting on the chair Joining Lana Roy's escape room Examining whether Lana Roy's tits are real or not
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    Your ass is so phat, it's hard to slot it in
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    Thanks for like. Penelope is a babe

    Thanks for like. Penelope is a babe
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    Thanks for love

    Thanks for love
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    Sorry doctor i can't make my appointment today, something has come up
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    Lana Roy getting ready Lana Roy teasing Lana Roy taking things down to the basement
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    When all cinema goers miss the after credits
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    Planning trip to Australia

    I'm off to Sydney. Dunno how much things cost there vs in the UK, think its more expensive, definitely at the the airport for duty free
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    Thanks dor love

    Thanks dor love
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    More cum!!
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    Abella: When i said about sweeping a girl of their feet, this isn't what i had in mind
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    **Friend of Abella watching the film, but the hear some moaning. They both turn around** Girl: Look behind you Guy: Why? Girl: Abella is fucking some random dude!! **They both take their phones out** Guy: Lets record them at it. This is a far better showing than the film and we have front row...
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    Planning trip to Australia

    Visa is made and approved, flight and hotel booked and got the annual leave granted from work. Just a few pointers i want clearing up cos i dunno the rules and i know how strict Australia can be so don't want them to have any reasons to reject me. Some is just for peace of mind to be prepared...
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    **Abella walks to the guy and demands an explanation** Abella: Hey, what you think you playing at? This is a cinema to watch big hollywood films, not a porn theatre? What are you even watching on your phone to not pay attention to the big screen? **Abella notices him jerking his big cock**...
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    **Guy talking to his phone loudly** Guy at the back: Show us your tits !!! **Abella hears this and turns around and is offended by the comment thinking it to her** Abella: Urgh excuse me!!! **Abella gets angry as she is about to get up but her friends try and stop it!! Her friends: Abella...
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    Thanks for armani black love

    Thanks for armani black love
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    **Abella Danger and friends at the cinema watching the latest Doctor Strange film** Abella: So the main guy name is Doctor Strange? Why!! What's Strange about him? That is so strange!! **Abella laughs** **Her friends laugh at her comment** Her friends: Just as much as your surname is...
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    This like anything like the games?
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    Usman wank thread

    Armani Black
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    **Emily is being fucked from behind over the glass table** Emily: I do like looking at my own reflection being fucked!! Mirror Mirror on the table, whos the sexiest of them all** **She looks through the glass and her reflection speaks to her** Emily Reflection: Definitely not you my dear...
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    **Emily is offered a ******* Emily: Sorry i don't *****? **She gives the glass back** Guy: Oh are you driving, the designated driver? Emily: Neah, i just don't ***** **Guy gives a what a loser vibe** Guy: A hot girl like you that doesn't ***** !! What kind of girl are you? Emily: I'm...
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    **Emily sitting at a table and wondering why she is the only one sitting there** Emily: Why am i the only one here? Oh no, is this the loser table? Am i a loser? Hell no, i'm outta here!! **Emily gets up and leaves but grabs a bottle or 2 to go** Emily: Just grabbing these, might aswell for...
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    **Emily is ******** on her day following a long 12 hour shift the previous day but she was to be interrupted** **Text message notification comes from her boss** Boss: Sorry Emily to bother you on your day off, but i need you to come back in the office as we have no cover. Can't get hold of the...
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    When cinema go-ers want to watch Abella Danger instead Abella Danger stand and carry Abella Danger finishing off at the cinema
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    Thanks forlike

    Thanks forlike
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    On next weeks episode of The Sex lives of college girls
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    Abella Danger in the cinema watching something and laughing Someone has angered Abella Danger by saying something Abella Danger confronts fellow cinema goer
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    Journey to the centre of the earth porn parody - Journey to the centre of the pussy
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    When you enter the state of enlightenment
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    Planning trip to Australia

    if its cheaper any other month i might go then instead
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    Neighbours is ending

    Babe
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    Neighbours is ending

    I recognise Yashvi a babe. Other babes you mentioned wow
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    who she?
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    Emily Willis waking up to bad news naked Emily Willis mood at a party/function Sharing a ***** with Emily Willis Emily Willis Stand and carry Emily Willis likes looking at her own reflection
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    Ariana Marie: What you doing up there still? Sofi: I just feel i'm not included in this and he may not want me on his dick. Just trying to be out of the way Ariana Marie: Don't be silly, of cause he wants you too. Show him what you got **Ariana Marie jerks his cock to get it hard for Sofi and...
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    **Emily Willis, Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie are having fun in their office space. Emily is giving a BJ, but the mood changes for the other two** **Ariana Marie spots something crawling on the top of the desk** Ariana Marie: Arghhh!! Look a spider. It's fucking huge!! **Ariana Marie jumps up...
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    Planning trip to Australia

    Been doing some research into prices etc online for around September (thinking thats a cool/cheap period to go) I found Sydney which be around £1500k approx return just the flight but hoping to do a flight/hotel package holiday. There not much changeover except a technical one so get to stay in...
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    Neighbours is ending

    Who that character/actress, dunno the full details about her. She was part of a greek ******, think she had mafia connections and was a nun for a bit. I believe she big in hollywood now?
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    **Emily and Ariana Marie spot what Sofi is doing as they walk in** Ariana Marie: Sofi!! **Sofi and the guy stop what they doing** Emily: I've heard of ******** on the job and ******** on the job, but fuc...whatever this is on the job, no way!! Ariana Marie: What were you doing? **Sofi makes...
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    Sofi Ryan is busted What are Emily Willis, Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie talking about? Sofi Ryan and Ariana Marie standing on the table Sofi Ryan still standing
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    Emily: I really miss the vending machine we had here Ariana: We use to get so much snacks and now all we have now is water **Both sigh** Emily: I really **** this healthy eating they trying to put on everyone Ariana: Just means we have to get our snacks elsewhere Emily: I want some Coca Coca...
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    ** @usman19 stumbled across the office and Sofi pounces** Sofi: Oh you are going to do. I need dick **Pulls his cock out** Sofi: It's small, but beggers can't be choosers Usman: Sofi, i need to get going and make these gifs for tonight **He drops his file** Sofi: Just a little suck, you...
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    **Sofi Ryan tries to ring a hookup line** Sofi: Hi there.... It's Sofi just wondering if theres any dick available for tonight, i'm very horny!! Hotline: Sofi... this isn't the hotline, you're through to HR **Sofi expression changes ** Sofi: Woops, wrong number!! **Sofi puts phone down**
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    Neighbours is ending

    Don't mind showcase who you want and show the babes who i might have missed down the years
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    **Ariana giving a BJ and stops midway** Ariana: I think i need to head back. I was only meant to go and collect lunch for everyone, and here i am having an early lunch **Ariana rushes to get the food the girls ordered**
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