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  1. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    I'm a fan of Jessica Knappett so gave Avoidance a crack and it is funny Also Sherwood
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Disappearance at Clifton Hill My Spy
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    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
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    Usman wank thread

    Kali Roses
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    Insert caption to TV and movies

    **Sarah giving a talk at high school to impressionable teens** Sarah: Sure i did some ********, some ********. Tried it in the butt one or nine times... **Student interrupts her before she carried on with a question** Student: About the butt, was it one or nine times? Make up your mind...
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    **Sarah Silverman showing off her flirting skills with a friend** Sarah: I can make any male or guy quiver when i talk to them Friend: No you can't!!! **Sarah doesn't like his pessimistic outlook** Sarah: I can, just watch **Sarah shouts out a male waiter and flirts to him** Waiter: Can i...
  7. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    You could say that
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    Think it not necessarily the wit, think it the actual gif contribution. It easy for me cause i...

    Think it not necessarily the wit, think it the actual gif contribution. It easy for me cause i find a clip and i can trim parts of it to make a gif with what i find funny or sexy etc, but i know others cba doing that when they just want to enjoy the porn. Also can easily get porn gifs from...
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    Hope more people take part though

    Hope more people take part though
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    Any time keep them coming. I always find them fun. Just wish more people took part :)

    Any time keep them coming. I always find them fun. Just wish more people took part :)
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    Insert caption to porn thread

    **Guy had a pet snake too** Lacey: Want me to pet your snake? Guy: Sure!!! **Lacey starts to pet his cock** Guy: What are you doing? Thats not my snake, its right here? **Lacey feels embarrassed** Lacey: Oh opps sorry, i misread the signals. Thought you was giving me the ok for me to pet...
  12. usman19

    Melissa Jones ;) Hope you like and you prob would enjoy it

    Melissa Jones ;) Hope you like and you prob would enjoy it
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    I might post about her soon once i clear my list

    I might post about her soon once i clear my list
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    Usman wank thread

    Khloe Kapri Khloe Kapri is hanging out at her friend's house doing some yoga and stretching out, and Oliver sees that she is all alone, and go's to talk to her and see if she needs some help stretching but Oliver only wants to stretch her pussy out!!!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Khloe Kapri Khloe Kapri is hanging out at her friend's house doing some yoga and stretching out, and Oliver sees that she is all alone, and go's to talk to her and see if she needs some help stretching but Oliver only wants to stretch her pussy out!!!
  16. usman19

    Same but i got a Mrskin account which tends to show the nude scenes of the films so you don't...

    Same but i got a Mrskin account which tends to show the nude scenes of the films so you don't have to watch the full movie to see it ha, So if it gets my curiosity i might watch it. Only handful of movies i find a hot scene watching by off chance rather than looking for it
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    It a ok film but there is a hot babe with 1 hot nude scene in it though so thought you might...

    It a ok film but there is a hot babe with 1 hot nude scene in it though so thought you might have seen haa
  18. usman19

    You seen Butterfly effect 3?

    You seen Butterfly effect 3?
  19. usman19

    Thanks for laugh reps. Lana is such a nice long legs babe why i like her so much, Sarah...

    Thanks for laugh reps. Lana is such a nice long legs babe why i like her so much, Sarah Silverman is a funny babe too
  20. usman19

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Can't wait for part 2
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    Insert caption to porn thread

    **Guy flicks Lana's nipples on her tits and every time she changes mood Guy: Oooh what does this button do **He flicks it one time on up position and Lana gives off turned on emotions** Lana: I'm so turned on now **They kiss and he touches her nipple again and flicks it down and she changes...
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    **Guy puts Lana's hands near his cock and asks for a feel** Guy: Feel that Lana **Lana touches and she laughs** Lana: What is that, what am i touching here? Can't feel anything **Laughs more** Guy: That's strange. Unhook my trousers and belt **Lana laughs more** Lana: What am i your ***...
  23. usman19

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    **Lana Sharapova walks in the house after her eye test and has been declared blind** Lana: Let's see how my eyes are **Takes her glasses off to see how well she can see** Lana: It's not too bad!!! I don't need them **She walks up on the stairs and slips hurting badly as she holds her knee**...
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    **Sarah Silverman and guy having a conversation about ladies wear risque clothes** Guys: Women wear risque clothing cause they want attention right? Otherwise why wear outfits with low cut tops and complain afterwards? Sarah: What about girls who don't? Guy: Well they complain they don't get...
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    **Sarah and a guy are having an argument about something as she is buying something** Sarah: Delivery charges are a pain in the ass but cba shopping in person around peasants Guy; What you hoping to buy? Sarah: Just some clothes. On wallmart Guy: Whats the prices!! Sarah: This t shirt is...
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    Sarah Silverman: OMG it was so huge. I've never seen anything like it before **Emphasises the size with her hands** **She was referring to the new 12 inch sub from subway
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    Insert caption to porn thread

    Lana Sharapova looking concerned for guy as he puts down couch Lana Sharapova thoughts on his skills Lana Sharapova conversation at end
  28. usman19

    Fans of wrestling thread

    This wendy choo to mandy rose?
  29. usman19

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Skylar Snow Super hot detective, Skylar Snow, has her friend's boyfriend in the interrogation room because he got busted. All the evidence points to Cody. Obviously he wants a get-out-of-jail free card but Skylar wants him to stay away from her friend for good! Now that she got him alone, she...
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    Usman wank thread

    Skylar Snow Super hot detective, Skylar Snow, has her friend's boyfriend in the interrogation room because he got busted. All the evidence points to Cody. Obviously he wants a get-out-of-jail free card but Skylar wants him to stay away from her friend for good! Now that she got him alone, she...
  31. usman19

    Insert caption to porn thread

    Lana Sharapova enters a house Lana Sharapova laughing about something Lana Sharapova nipples being flicked Lana Sharapova and guy feeling each other Guy taking forever to take his pants off for Lana Sharapova
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    Insert caption to porn thread

    Andi: How would you like this ice cream that has been made out of my own liquids?
  33. usman19

    Insert caption to TV and movies

    Sarah Silverman expressing something with her hands Sarah Silverman saying touche Sarah Silverman telling you're adorable Sarah Silverman exposing some truths
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    You too man. The condom captions of mine haha. Glad you found funny

    You too man. The condom captions of mine haha. Glad you found funny
  35. usman19

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Early Man
  36. usman19

    Thanks for rep

    Thanks for rep
  37. usman19

    Thanks fo rlove

    Thanks fo rlove
  38. usman19

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    **Aimee Lou Wood masturbates to a edited version of Airplanes by BoB** **She masturbates as the song plays with lyrics saying** Can we pretend that hooking apps in the dating world are like shootin' cum I could really use a dick right now, dick right now, dick right now!!
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    **Aimee Lou Wood was on the bed alone and was about to masturbate but it paused like a movie** **record scratch, freeze frame** Movie narrator in Aimee Lou wood's voice** Aimee: Yep, thats me. You probably wondering how i got here!!! Well i broke up with my only boyfriend in ages. I'm not a...
  40. usman19

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    **Aimee Lou Wood after getting her cum makes her rounds to deliver them** Aimee: I've got 10 orders to do tonight. Best do them quickly **While delivering, she is stopped by cops who assumed she is a *********** and asked for license details** Police officer: Mam, license and registration...
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    **It was getting late as Aimee Lou wood and boyfriend were fucking** Boyfriend: Can we stop now, we been at it for ages!!! I'm tired Aimee: Not yet, just 5 more minutes. Just want to be taken from behind **Boyfriend is feeling sleepy and is trying to stay awake** Boyfriend: I could do with...
  42. usman19

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    **Aimee Lou Wood and boyfriend were having sex night but they stopped** Aimee: Those noises don't sound right!!! Have you been faking it? **Boyfriend lies** Boyfriend: Urm no!! Aimee: Show me the condom? Boyfriend: No!! **Aimee gets annoyed** Aimee: Now!!! Please!!! **Boyfriend takes off...
  43. usman19

    They are funny. Hope to finish the aimee lou ones this weekend. The condom one should be the...

    They are funny. Hope to finish the aimee lou ones this weekend. The condom one should be the funniest of the set
  44. usman19

    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
  45. usman19

    Thanks for like

    Thanks for like
  46. usman19

    Usman wank thread

    Khloe Kapri
  47. usman19

    You should watch the scene properly it's from sex education

    You should watch the scene properly it's from sex education
  48. usman19

    Thanks for the laugh reacts. Aimee Lou Wood is a babe and you can see why in that scene alone...

    Thanks for the laugh reacts. Aimee Lou Wood is a babe and you can see why in that scene alone wow 'drools'. If i was that guy i deffo be showing interest back
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