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  1. alexpnz

    Idea To **** Trolls

    Yea.....right in the temple. :yesyes:
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    Message To Lurkingdork

    Maybe Nikki Valentine will ban this dope! ......then again? :facepalm:
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    Summoning Harley Spencer (bamf!)

    LOL, you should ****** yourself.
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    What Song Is Stuck in Your Head?

    Dunno why, but....
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Sebastian Janikowski is pretty cool too.
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    Jesse Ventura For President

    Jesse Ventura/Adrian Adonis 2016.....FTW
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :eek:
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    How do you date women like Kayden Kross?

    No, I'm mad because the Hindu @ my local 7-11 doesn't let me slide and makes me break a $10 bill on a $5.03 purchase just because I don't have the 3 fucking pennies! :mad: Is THAT what you were looking for?
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    Freaky Friday

    Rainbows, Baby Powder and Butterflies, Baby! :drool2:
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    questions abot a hot carl

    Carl is doing just fine. :yesyes:
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    I Just Blew My Box Out!

    Be still my beating heart. I'd bottle that water, mix in a packet of Crystal Light Iced Tea mix and ***** it. Yessir......
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    How much do you use your Ignore List?

    Real men don't use bitch ass things such as an Ignore Function. Pssh......Fuck outta here!
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    Young girls with blown-out boxes...whyyyy!

    Dirk, may I say that your fingernails are indeed cut exquisitely close to your fingertips. I knew that you were a true Metrosexual. :hatsoff:
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    I Just Blew My Box Out!

    I just blew a Taco Bell fart out. Is that considered the same thing? I dunno...
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    Briana Lee

    That right there is some "Baby ***-Wifey" type a **** right there. :drool2: Gawjuss...
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    How do you date women like Kayden Kross?

    Well, you beat everybody to it in this horseshit thread of yours. Fuck outta here.....
  17. alexpnz

    Five Guys Voted America’s Best Burger Joint In New Survey

    5 Guys getting big here in Jersey but so is an upstart place called Cheeburger-Cheeburger. Build the burger you want. http://cheeburger.com/home2/index.asp I'm still a White Castle-old school type of dude, maaself. :hatsoff:
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    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    I don't know about all that Bondage horseshit, but the sneakers are dope!
  19. alexpnz

    Chris Farley

    It's "funny" but I thought this lard ass has been "dead" for years? :facepalm:
  20. alexpnz

    Bonnie Rotten shows her new boobies on Twitter!! (pic)

    wonderful :facepalm:
  21. alexpnz

    super wankfest

    I just took a dump that stuck out of the top of the toilet bowl water. :hatsoff:
  22. alexpnz

    NFL Films Founder, Steve Sabol Passes.

    Always loved the NFL Films sideline, close-up stuff.. http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/18/steve-sabol-dies-nfl-films-founder-dead-at-69/
  23. alexpnz

    Forest porn wtf?

    Does a bear **** in the woods?
  24. alexpnz

    I regret...

    Enjoy the ride.........and use Baby Wipes. Your asshole will thank you.
  25. alexpnz

    Breaking News: Amber Lynn Returns

    wonderful
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    girlfriends ,real girl, amateur

    Beautiful chick. http://www.amateurcool.com/girlfriend/gallery_thumb/21881
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    I feel like dancing.....

    No, the Gays scare me.
  28. alexpnz

    I feel like dancing.....

    Are you one of them Gays, Rolaid?
  29. alexpnz

    Kate middleton topless?

    :nono: Not better than Kourtney....ain't even in the same stratosphere.
  30. alexpnz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The Miz is banging down Maryse? Saw a thing with him on TMZ today and as he is walking away to end the interview, he grabs Maryse's hand and gets into a car. I haven't seen her in a while.
  31. alexpnz

    >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs!

    Yea.....thats what I thought! :pimpdaddy:
  32. alexpnz

    Burn Smell in Microwave.

    I tried all the suggestions (especially Pete's and Dirl's) and none really worked that well. Since I have 0 patience, I went out and bought a new one. Thanx anyways. :hatsoff:
  33. alexpnz

    Burn Smell in Microwave.

    My dumbass ****** burned a Cup-of-Soup in my microwave and almost burned my house down. The Microwave has a very Acrid Burn smell from it. What can I do to get rid of the smell? I tried everything and the smell won't go away? :******:
  34. alexpnz

    Mitt Romney knows NOTHING about Geography...

    Mitt Romney takes it in the ass more than R.A. Dickey.
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    Why I don't fly....

    I don't know what that means. Must be one of those clever "inside board jokes"? Yeah, must be... :facepalm:
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    Epic Guitar

    @John_8581 You should stop listening to Carol Miller, Scott Muni Tony Pigg on Q 104 so much, it's rotting your brain. :D GOD, getting busy!
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    Gas prices where you are?

    $8.99 a gallon. http://www.wafb.com/story/19522958/gas-prices-hit-8-in-nj-pa-in-lukoil-protest Dumb asses....:facepalm:
  38. alexpnz

    Why I don't fly....

    Stop harassing the OCSM's, you pasty Norwegian!! :nono:
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    >>> The Board has been updated! Read about the changes or report bugs!

    Stop.fucking.with.my.rep. Fucking Norweigians, Swedes, Finnish cocksuckers........whatever the fuck you are up there. :facepalm:
  40. alexpnz

    Troll playoffs rd 1 match 1: Dr. B Vs. AlexPnz

    Your *******' a troll...
  41. alexpnz

    Who would you make out with for hours?

    Are you one of them Gays?
  42. alexpnz

    Much Like Clint Eastwood...

    It's 82 and cloudy today here in NJ. :chickendance:
  43. alexpnz

    Who would you make out with for hours?

    http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?636645-Why-I-don-t-fly&p=6988828&viewfull=1#post6988828 :yesyes:
  44. alexpnz

    Is it possible the American government played a role in 9/11?

    C'mon w/ this bullshit already. :facepalm: Bin Laden and his boys caught us ******** and we took an "L", nothing more-nothing less. 11 yrs. later, that motherfucker ****** w/ the fishes, Afghanistan is rubble and 7 WTC has been done for years already while one of the new Towers is almost...
  45. alexpnz

    Were/Are The Beatles Overrated?

    See, I told ya they were overrated.
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    Why I don't fly....

    You look like Ric Flair just put you in a Sleeper Hold. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You're probably also lucky that Maleonetwo wasn't on that flight, you would have woken up w/ the polish sucked off your toes. :facepalm:
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    Were/Are The Beatles Overrated?

    :yesyes: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/oasis/articles/6129/title/10-reasons-why-oasis-better-than-beatles
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    Were/Are The Beatles Overrated?

    Proof. You and those old codgers lose. :yesyes: http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/its-official---oasis-are-bigger-than-the-beatles-156415815.html
  49. alexpnz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    If and when the King pulls thru, don't think for 2 mins that Vince will not use this as an angle to get more heat for CM Punk as a heel. Jerry is a lifetime WWE guy and will give his blessing. After all, the show must go on.
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