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Danielle Sellers

Jackie Carter aka Stevie

Bianca www.plumperpass.com/t1/showgal.php?g=groups/990/59_1&s=585&uvar=MC4wLjAuMC4wLjAuMC4wLjA

52 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Patrick Willis, linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers. NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2007) 5× First-team All-Pro (2007, 2009–2012) Second-team All-Pro (2008) 2× NFL solo tackles leader (2007, 2009) 2× NFL combined tackles leader...

If they didn't have to pay for it, I bet a lot of parents would be more impressed by the expensive damage their ******** cause. Take some pride. It's not everybody's *** who has destroyed an entire The Home Depot garden center.

You know who never said "THIS IS MY PENIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME IT LOOKS LIKE THE BROKEN LAWN CHAIR AT THE HOTEL!!!"? Tom Hanks. Except we can't know he never said that. It's highly unlikely but we can never be certain.

If we ever do a Freeones production of a play I wrote called "The Blue Dawn: A Tale of Love and Betrayal in the New West." , I will play Dr.Kagan, the blustery psychiatrist with a dark past. A dark and secret past. A dark, secret and murderous past. A dark, secret, murd-" Sound of smack. "Stop...

Diarrheal diseases are a leading cause of death outside of the developed world. I draw your attention to the phrase "developed world" because diarrhea does not have the same gravity in America. I once ended a customer call at work with "I hope you get diarrhea and die You Miserable...

That did it. Thank you, @The Identifier.

This is interesting. Here is what I am seeing: I see the four stickied threads at the top and the first thread is Things that make the world Awesome! No sign of the book thread. Must be something on my end.

https://www.freeones.com/forums/threads/whats-the-latest-book-youve-read.643164/ The above thread has a most recent post of July 11th at roughly 9:09PM EST but is not appearing at the top of the Freeones Talk section ( for me at least)

I recently finished a novel called Cleave the Sparrow by Jonathan Katz. It is certainly unique. I gave it four stars on Goodreads. After that, I read Survivor by JF Gonzalez for the second time (first time in '06) - still good. Currently reading How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying by...

Marina Paulo

"Let me ask you: if you found out that somebody at your job had been going around to people's desks and writing a homophobic slur on the fourth post it note back from the top so when the person pulls the last post it note off the top they would see that and it would be a funny prank? If that...

I thought there would be more bodily fluids.

Whoa, The Yak, that's a pretty intense and disturbing *****! 😱 It's interesting how our subconscious mind can dredge up our deepest fears and anxieties in our dreams, even if they're not always rational or based in reality. It sounds like this ***** might be tapping into some of your anxieties...

I have a recurring nightmare in which I am observed viewing pornography in public (not masturbating just looking at porn on phone) by a woman who makes a big deal about her baby being present. "That pervert was watching porn in front of my baby!". Fuck you, bitch. The baby isn't going to...

In September, my place of employment wants to take everyone to Cincinnati as a corporate loyalty test. It's a stupid workplace retreat thing and they say it's not mandatory but we all know what means. We recently had one of those anonymous workplace evaluation emails and somebody (it was not me...

I want to have a sampling of lesbians tell me what they don't like about penises and use their answers to improve my own penis. I ask lesbians because they are more honest than heterosexual women. Heterosexual women only speak in riddles. The lesbians would provide a vital female perspective on...

Streams of Pleasure

That's such an asinine name for a bill. Having every piece of legislation be a stupid acronym was at least clever in a sad, pathetic way. Not even trying anymore.

Have you ever not posted something because a voice in your head said it would be a problem if your account ever became famous for some reason? Then another voice comes along and tells you not to be ridiculous? Nobody is ever going to read the stupid, inane crap I write here. I should stop...

https://deadline.com/2025/07/julian-mcmahon-dead-1236449999/ Julian McMahon has died.

Interesting that the above gets past the censor untouched whereas other posts have been rendered unintelligible due to the removal of something completely innocuous.

A posh British accent, woman's voice, produces the most euphonious version of the spoken English phrase "You're such a slutty good boy for Mommy's cock".

I find Cameo, the service through which people can purchase personalized messages from moderately famous people, to be very depressing. In some cases, only a few hundred dollars will buy personalized birthday greetings from an individual who would be the most famous person I ever met were I to...

Octavia Red

I would be so much more successful if there had always been a sarcastic, large breasted goth girl around to smack me in the head and say "Stop being a dick".

Imagine if I truly am the only human being in existence with observable mental illness. Everone around me is blissfully happy and there is this one exhausting individual in their life. They have never encountered another individual who just appears to wish they were not alive. Very strange. The...

When the entity in the previous post is actually compiling the entirety of information existence someday, it will actually compare me to other cynical, embittered drunks who also mumble sarcastic complaints about existence into pornography forums and determine who genuinely is mathematically...

I find myself lamenting the loss of the "..." thread as I had some quality material there. When the AI singularity is archiving the internet, they will miss some key aspects of my character. Fortunately, the Random Statement thread is still up in that other section so the following items about...

Dakota Pink

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45617415/steelers-acquire-all-pro-cb-jalen-ramsey-trade-dolphins Steelers get: Jalen Ramsey Jonnu Smith 2027 7th round pick Dolphins get: Minkah Fitzpatrick 2027 5th round pick

The movie opens with a young man and woman on a date. They are sitting outside. Man does not believe the woman when she says she could not eat a banana in public without strange men making gross comments. Man bets the woman that she will not be sexually harassed if she eats a banana and goes and...

That quote sounds like a colorful and colloquial way of warning someone about Lisa, the person being referred to in the statement. "Gank" is a slang term that means to steal or take something **********, often without the owner's knowledge. And "dyke" is a derogatory term for a lesbian woman...

Well, that was all very interesting. The preceding three posts were brought to you by me while under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, the primary psychoactive compound in cannabis that produces the "high" associated with ********* use. I hope you enjoyed reading them as much I enjoyed...

"Who? Lisa? MmHhm. That dyke will gank yo **** quick." said the woman who would become the love of my life.

"It's *******." "That statement is open to meaningful dispute to an extent which would not be present were it to be said about heroin." FUCKING WORD CENSOR!!! THAT JOKE IS DEAD NOW. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN CONVEY THE WORD WHILE RETAINING THE HUMOR! That's going to look even more psychotic when...

I am having some existential insights while under the influence of ***** right now. You may not be picking up some of subtle accents in that sentence to convey its exact meaning. I think you have to hear it spoken rather than read it. You know? Basically, it was better in my head.

69 days until the return of NFL football so today we honor Jared Allen, defensive end for the Kansas City Chiefs, Minnesota Vikings, Chicago Bears and Carolina Panthers. 4× first-team All-Pro (2007–2009, 2011) 2× NFL sacks leader (2007, 2011) Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025 NFL records...

If one spends any time on message boards for depression/addiction/suicidal ideation/etc, it will not be long before one encounters the abbreviation ED to mean eating disorder. As a male in my late 30s who watches live sports on television, the first thing that comes to mind when I see ED is...

Azzurra Moretti

Ali Rose

Raunchy RZR

I should have 12 people over for pudding.

Olga Kobzar

I remember some years ago, people would sing the phrase "bomb Iran" to the tune of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. I never thought that was funny or clever.