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I'd like to tell you that it gets easier but every year seems just as hard in a different way. ******* Day is always just a few days away from my birthday if not on my birthday. This year my birthday is the day after. We always did something with just the two of us no matter what my sisters did...

Re: Lane Bryant plus sized model hot or not? She is slightly big, not fat and given the chance I would tap that nightly. I have never went to bed with a "fat chick". I have woke up with a couple of them, but never went to bed with one.

I am well, but it takes a while to reply when you are typing one handed.:D

Chris Berman has been referring to it as that for over 20 years. Just sayin'.

It has to be a shop. How many basements have full sized windows?

I took a leisurely walk.

I will take some flowers to her grave and probably cry like a bitch. Just like I have for the last 6 years.

Well I have one that I only use on special occasions. It's called the Anal Anaconda.:D

Certainly, nyuck nyuck nyuck.

What about Columbus "discovering" the new world even though there were millions of people already there. Hell he wasn't even the first European to get there. For that matter there is evidence of limited trade between Africa and South America a hundred years before his voyage.

Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it. Words to live by.

I wouldn't say all, but yes even Dallas fans **** him. I should have quit being a fan just because of the way he treated the whole Landry situation. Jerry Jones is a giant douchebag. I am a Cowboys fan in spite of who owns the team.

Easy. Trippy but easy.

Every year since he bought the team I have said I'm done with them and I always come back once the season starts. I guess I'm just too damn loyal.

I have three teams of interest, the Cowboys as a life long fan, the Browns are my AFC team and a sentimental pick after Cleveland got hosed by the Ravens moving and the Lions just being a home state team. 1: Cowboys. Does Bryant become an off field worry but an on field leader like Irvin or...

Isn't that enough of a curse?:1orglaugh

The moral of the story is never trust a hamster.

:mad: Fucking Cowboys, you need a tackle and you draft a WR with personal issues. The only good thing is that should be able to get rid of Williams now. Damn it, why am I still a Cowboys fan?

I keep mine under the bed in case of a break-in or other emergency that requires instant ketchup access.:D

Here is what I don't understand. By protesting anything you are giving them free publicity. Let these idiots have their rally, a few people that already think like them will listen and then go home. Protesting just gets their message to a wider audience. If nobody shows up, there is no rally...

Honestly! The ****** was stuck in the fence and I was trying to push it through. I was bustin' a sag and my pants just fell down.:rolleyes:

Essentially it's like watching a track meet. Except instead of a bunch of anorexics running around the track a set number of times, you have 43 rednecks driving around it.

:sing: It's like ra-i-ain on your wedding day.:sing: And just like the song, there is nothing ironic here. Ironic, don't you think?:rolleyes:

Do not shave your pussy. It is not as much fun as it sounds. Plus if it has claws............. Oh that pussy. Never mind, continue conversation.:o

Well I think that they are fucking hilarious. Especially those three hockey fucks from Dogma.

The whole damn place. But if I had to narrow it down, I would say the State Capital.:mad: Seriously, there is only one "nice" area of town and maybe two or three decent areas. This place is a **** hole.:(

What a moron.:mad: Just plant the ***** on them, phone in an anonymous tip, and when the authorities come to you tell them the **** are incorrigible. Duh!!!

When she has to haul ass, she has haul ass.

September by far.

Pretty much any "lite" ****. Come to think of it, if it costs less than $7 for a six pack it sucks. Miller High Life is some vile ****. You get what you pay for with ****. If you just want to have a "*****" the cheap **** will do. If you want a **** don't be cheap, there are some decent brands...

Just think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are even more stupid than that.- George Carlin

Do you really want to admit to being able to?:dunno:

I will never identify with any political party. Libertarians come the closest to my views. I have this silly little thing that I do that keeps me from fully supporting any party. It's called thinking for myself.

Re: Men: Which Part of Your "Tackle" Hangs Lower For You - Your Cock or Your Balls ? Yes it's Rufas. Usually it's Long Rufas but it's a little cold out, you understand. Hey big papa lend me your coat.

Catfight! Catfight!:bowdown:

I'm sure that some do. Meh....whatever.

I do not try to pick up women. They try to pick up me. Just sayin'.

It's all about the perception of arrogance. Duke expects to win every year and usually are at least a "Sweet 16" team. Name a sport or a league and there is a team that fills the roll. Everyone hates the Yankees. Everyone hates the Cowboys. Even when these teams are down people **** them. Just...

Money cannot buy happiness. It can however rent it at an hourly rate.:pimpdaddy

So he was gay. He was still a hell of a worker and a hell of a nice guy. RIP Chris.

The only thing you need to know about me is that I am the only one on the board who makes a damn bit of sense.:D Actually, there are some pretty damn good people on here. Just don't tell anyone. It will spoil the illusion of depravity. That however does not apply to lurkingdirk, Blueballs or...

In my experience it seems to be the extreme that is the turn on. I shaved my head for two years and women loved it. I started to grow it back and there was a drop in interest until it got past my shoulders again. I never went lonely, but the hot streaks seem to come at the extremes.

I've never been hung up on money. I see it more as a necessary evil. Would I take more if it was offered? Sure. I would like to have enough property to endulge in my hobbies without the hassle of planning a trip. Other than that if I was given millions of dollars I would live much the same as...

The Washington Sentinels.:D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEXF78SREnM

Road ****!

Dammit that is my gig, now back in your box!:mad: No worries, it's all good.:D

Best drinkers? Really? What is the next Question? Who is the most trustworthy crackhead? The cleanest meth freak? The most ambitious junkie? I mean don't get me wrong. I can ***** some hardcore drinkers under the table when I have the urge. I was the guy walking around at a party, downing a...

I disqualify myself for having too much sense. Plus my good looks and wit would overshadow everyone else. Although the inevitable gay sex is an enticing prospect. Jagger and I could just blast some old school "outlaw" tunes just to **** off the rap guys. I could alienate everyone by pointing out...

I live in Michigan and I am a "homer" in every sport except the NFL. Michigan State, Tigers, Pistons and obviosly the Redwings are my teams. The only reason that the Lions aren't my NFL team goes back to ********* and a silly Super Bowl bet I made with my *** when I was seven. He told me to pick...