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http://www.wickedjester.com/ I have several from here.

Did anyone notice that 4 out the top 8 and 9 in the top 25 are Big 10/11/12 schools. Only 1 in the bottom 25. Maybe I'm missing something, but that might be a big reason those schools can't recruit the top "athletes" nationally. Not that bringing in Nebraska is helping the image of an...

I am positive that I can be more negative than you.:tongue: Just let **** go. You are born at point A, you die at point B. What happens in between is completely up to you. Find whatever puts a smile on your face and take the wheel.

Congrats to Auburn on your BCS championship and on your shared National title. There is still another undefeated team out there so be nice and share. For the record I will say that I think Auburn would beat TCU by about two scores. TCU has however beaten every team put in front of them so they...

Sorry, I'm not into citrus loving. Now some bananas.....:booty::nannerf1::nannerf2:

I don't shower, I get sandblasted twice a week. It's a little bit painful the first couple of times, but well worth it. No blemishes to be found.

Only when I lose a friend.:******:

:tinhat: It's a conspiracy I tell you.

Thank you, cum again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxb59m3bREU&feature=related

Well.......errrrrr.........ummmmmmm...... Sorry, I've got nothin'.:facepalm:

So you went to a pizza place to ***** your chicken?:rubbel::surprise::eek: Maybe I should reread that. No. We don't have time for rational solutions.

The sad part is that the women with the fake nails a weave and three coats of make up are the ones bitching the most about not finding a "real" man.

If you're not funny all the cussing in the world won't help.

OK, is this just the actual bullet or the whole cartridge? In either case what caliber is it? Is it a hollow point? We need info man.

It is well documented that the dinosaurs all ****** themselves to avoid having to hang around with Barney.

Honey you wore me right out, we don't need to cuddle though. What do you want on your sandwich?

I personally have never been attracted to anybody other than females. I do however have many gay, transgendered and bi friends. I have much more respect for someone who is honest about who they are instead of living a lie.

Ric Flair Dusty Rhodes Ted Nugent John Kay (Steppenwolf) Magic Johnson Terri Runnels Brandy Taylor I have met and talked to quite a few more. Mostly wrestlers, musicians and athletes.

You mean we're not?:dunno: Cannabis should be regulated just the same as tobacco and *******. If it is legal or not won't affect me in the slightest. Yes I have tried it. I don't care for the high. The dumbest thing about the way the laws are written are that they also make industrial hemp...

Ed Asner likes his eggs over easy.

God damn it Kyle. I did not get an anal probe.

I don't care what eggs you use, just make me my damned western omelet. Coffee black and a side of hash browns too. Mmmmmm, omelets.:drool2:

I'd love to stay and talk about this, but I've gotta **** something fierce.

Santa is real! Don't make me post a bunch of youtube videos exposing the cover up. Actually, he is now dead as the fat fuck tried a B&E in a house with a *** down south. His head is now mounted on a wall right next to the Easter Bunny.

When it's all said and done the Bears are what their record says they are. They are 10-4 and the second seed in the NFC as of right now. Regardless of how they got there. The defense will keep them in most games and they always have a "punchers" chance with Hester. Once the playoffs start...

And this matters how?:facepalm: You do know that he was a fictional journalist, right?

OK, I have whipped cream. I have some angel food cake. I even made some simple syrup. I now just have one problem. Where are the strawberries that I was promised?

If only..........:******: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Finally-Mark-Cuban-has-a-plan-to-put-the-BCS-ou;_ylt=AoVPfl0kdaB4CiUoH4hvtJMcvrYF?urn=ncaaf-296649

That is an ugly, uncalled for stereotype. There are some really hot and attractive lesbos playing volleyball.:D

Yes and I left skid marks as proof. Maybe I shouldn't have ate all those tacos before such a long drive.

As long as I can have some shortcake when it goes to hell in a hand bag, I'm good.:drool2:

MMMmmmmmmmm, salmon.:drool2:

:rofl::jester::laugh::1orglaugh

I hold most deer by the antlers and smile for the camera. Then I drag it to the truck and take it home. Mmmmmmm, back straps.

Here is a Freeones Christmas carol for you. Blondes with big hooters Lap dances and blow jobs Handcuffs and leather and getting my rocks off Hookers tying my balls up with string These are a few of my favorite things. :why::ban:

Heellll yeah. A mans man and a hell of a guy. Plus there isn't anybody else I would rather have my back in a bar fight. Actually, come to think of it he would probably just be scoping out some poontang and stick me with the bar tab. Fuck that prick.

OK, lets take all of the "facts" and see who had the most to gain. 9/11 happened which eventually put the U.S. in two wars. It also led to another four years of "Dubya" in the White house riding a wave of fear and patriotic fervor. During this time the U.S. fell into an inevitable economic...

My advice to you is to start ******** heavily.

The Battle of Greasy Grass, D-Day and Iwo Jima.

Maybe she was being mooned by an elephant.:dunno::moon:

Fuck, ***, have her make me a sammich,repeat.

Is this your special urinal? Do you have a special bond with it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIg7uUoW-Y

I think that Loose Change should be put in a big coffee can until full.

If you want any real power just become the CEO of a bank or an oil company.

Color me disappointed. I thought this was going to be about Butt Pirates.:moon::nannerf1::love-smi::sex:

Well of course this is all subjective to your own musical tastes. Rock: 1: Chuck Berry 2: Eric Clapton 3: Bob Dylan Country: 1: Hank Williams, Jr. 2: Merle Haggard 3: Willie Nelson Blues: 1: B.B. King 2: Gregg Allman 3: Buddy Guy Pop: 1: 2: 3: Because there is no such thing in Pop music.

The real question is which one made the bigger impact at bars and hotel suites across the country. In that respect Hogan is a rank amateur. Nobody could party like Ric. Trust me, I can't remember several of them.:glugglug::****::boobies::pukey:

For dealing with idiots shopping. Drowning Pool: Bodies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

Hogan is without a doubt the bigger name and changed the business more. Not in a good way but hey. Ric had the look, the mouth and the in ring abilities that Hogan couldn't touch. Hogan had the push as a "face" so he could come across as a world beater. Flair was a "heel" and his job was to make...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Dandy-Don-Meredith-Cowboys-hero-and-MNF-legend-;_ylt=AkYOmZzCKF.viq.nmbS7nXw5nYcB?urn=nfl-292332 :sing: Turn out the lights, The party's over. :sing: A true American original. RIP Don.:angels::angels: