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I know I wish I did. :nanner:

Click the link for 30 of them. :1orglaugh http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Geek/The-30-Funniest-Urban-Dictionary-Definitions/

I knew they'd hit it off. http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1105277/dog-humps-cat-o.gif

Trust me, it works every time.

If you listen to his music, you should probably follow his advice.

:cool:

And cheese. Of course.

:facepalm:

Is it just my isp tonight, or are there issues?

Perfect solution. :thumbsup:

Nice try, though.

I found these interesting. I don't know what I was expecting. Click the link for 120 photos. http://www.djmick.co.uk/life/rare-pictures-from-north-korea/

Holy. Fucking. ****. You'd have to have some stones for this job, wouldn't you? :eek: g_hFNjNuGP4

I see "I love boobies" as a teachable moment...

What do you guys think? I've always waited a lot longer between than 3,000 miles, and I've had very good luck with my cars. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/11/your-money/11shortcuts.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&ref=general&src=me&adxnnlx=1284472892-zcQhIqMFXIzS18jBT9bD4g If the manufacturers get...

Word to the world traveller: this is true. Best place for an "away game," if you know what I'm saying.

Australian humourist. Brilliant email exchange. http://thechive.com/2010/09/09/internet-trash-talk-at-your-own-risk-10-funny-emails/

He loved that carpet, dude.

It's a new diet program. :eek:

This guy has it mastered!

Or don't. But mean it, don't tease. :D

I'd go to every one. Often. More at this link: http://www.weirdlyodd.com/10-amusing-restaurant-names-around-the-world/

Mine is so good, I wank to it.

Or white ****? Either way - epic win.

You know you'll bid on this...

He's resorting to Craigslist. :facepalm:

Way to celebrate independence - a cake with penises. Nothing better. :clap:

You see the two newest mods in the foreground.

Always the BEST solution?

I can't convince them that honesty isn't always the best policy. :facepalm:

Pretty innovative video. :1orglaugh 4ba1BqJ4S2M

Re: Bad blowjob? Just 'cause your salami is sliding in and out of a mouth doesn't mean it's good. There are definitely bad blow jobs. Too much teeth, irregular rhythm, dry mouth, poor use of hands, and so forth.

And really, who needs anything else? :cool:

This is how you get Roald to hire you. I especially like the references. :1orglaugh

A little hot? http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/12/gaaaaaah.gif

He needs it.

:eek: http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/31/world-testicle-cooking-championship-ozrem-serbia/

Greatest ebay auction ever.

It starts with a clean vagina. :facepalm: Really? This was the advertising idea that professionals came up with?

Turns out, quite a lot.

Bathe on your way to work. Amazing how much spare time you'll have.

Not as much as she does, I guarantee it. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/all-over-her-face.gif

You know, that one? :1orglaugh

I think the guy doing the interviews wins. :thumbsup: LAeJC9_UWOQ

But reluctantly.

A "no touch" car wash. :1orglaugh E_Q1gCk6hDA

You need an Emo lawn.

perfectly matched!

At least lucky enough to sniff. And that's magic for him.

You never know when blueballs has been ******** *******. 8Yg7KL4v1w0