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  1. alexpnz

    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Ok Bro, just make sure you dont touch swords because then that would make it.....you guessed it, Gay! :hatsoff:
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    Ask Me Anything

    Down goes Maley!.....A-GAIN! :rofl: Like Andro would tell ya, "Just stay down Maley...Just stay down!" :facepalm:
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    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    You have 4 eyes but don't wear glasses? :facepalm:
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    Which members do you feel would be good mods?

    The :cupcake: man :tongue:
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    Ask Me Anything

    Gotcha....;)
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    Ask Me Anything

    Have you ever been in or put someone in the dreaded Dutch Oven? :fart:
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    Do your balls touch the water when you sit on the toilet?

    No. But my Hemerroid, however.... :facepalm:
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    2012/2013 NCAA Football Thread

    Florida is catching a bad one right now. Tim Tebow cries.
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Well. I'll put it to ya like this, if "sexytime" involves someone who has another penis....that is NOT some sort of threesome, is GAY. No matter how you slice it, brah..
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Do you have ANY earthly idea how both, wrong and homosexual, that makes you??? GODDAMNED IT MALEY, DO YOU!!!???!???:mad::facepalm:
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    Aliens or god(s)

    Boff
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    Worse Place to Get a Zit?

    ESPECIALLY those inner-ear ones. :mad:
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    Thanx.......Ms. Ass Beret, 2012. Lolzers

    Thanx.......Ms. Ass Beret, 2012. Lolzers
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    What are you watching right now?

    Hardcore Pawn marathon
  17. alexpnz

    Where has Blueyedcass gone??

    Shes a mommy now. She cant be showing her goodies forever, ya know?
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    Oh ****!

    :eek:
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    Thanx fo the rep.

    Thanx fo the rep.
  20. alexpnz

    Happy New Year!

    :party: From N.J.
  21. alexpnz

    Who has the best musical culture?

    Anthrax-Fight Em' Til You Can't Fight No More
  22. alexpnz

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    In honor of the New Year, the 2 biggest pops in WWE history.....I'm bored!
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Pop! goes the crowd for the return of the best wrestler in the world, The Viper! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1445840-major-update-on-randy-ortons-injury
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Van Halen-Right Now
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    Happy New Year, you Guidette you! :party:

    Happy New Year, you Guidette you! :party:
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    Worse Place to Get a Zit?

    Why u no wipe good bb? :facepalm:
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    Hotties of ESPN.

    Damn, I didn't know that this happened to Hannah Storm? http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/the-turnstile/espn-hannah-storm-return-tv-just-weeks-gas-220202093.html
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    What are you watching right now?

    Tanked marathon
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    Worse Place to Get a Zit?

    I got one of those under the skin, juicy ones in my fuckin eyebrow. It feels like Ive been stabbed... :mad:
  30. alexpnz

    Andrea Tantaros Is The Hottest Of All Talking Heads

    Trust me.......shes Greek and she farts like a Tuba! :fart:
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    Andrea Tantaros Is The Hottest Of All Talking Heads

    Just be careful the Gyro itself doesn't start to peek out during the shower.....:hatsoff:
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    I think Rex was singing like a bird in his meeting w/ Woody. O.C. Sparano=GONE! G.M. Tannenbaum=GONE! Tebow=NEXT! Sanchez=SOON! I would take that San Diego job in a minute! Above avg. team, Q.B. needs a little tweaking, Fan expectations ain't that high and, well....the weather!! :thumbsup:
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    2012-'13 nfl mvp

    Peyton....and it ain't even close. Christ, I'm convinced that this guy is Top 5 EVAR! 2 guys named Eric Decker and DeMarius Thomas, both 1,000 Yrd. Receivers?? Imagine what could have been if he went to the sorry ass Jets? :cmon:
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    NFL '12 Season Thread

    Any of you guys can coach football? Sheesh, today was a bad day to be the coach of a bad team! Lovie too?? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/31/us-nfl-firings-idUSBRE8BU08I20121231
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    Ask MaleOneTwo anything!

    Because your both a Derelict and a cancer to this place. Especially with all the self serving, horseshit you spew all over the forum that nobody gives a **** enough to even "entertain the thought" of responding to. Your threads have less replies than a 700 lb. fatman's profile on Match.com...
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    Andrea Tantaros Is The Hottest Of All Talking Heads

    A hot Greek GF or wife is always a "win/win". They cook and look like goddesses and love a finger (or more) in or near the anus..........(given and taken.) But be careful, one of my true loves was Greek. She looked like a goddess, loved to have sex, cooked a mean Gyro and was terribly loyal...
  37. alexpnz

    Andew Luck or R.G. III?

    I'm still ridin' with Andy Luck.
  38. alexpnz

    Song That Immediately Brings You Back to Your Youth?

    This was the national anthemn in my High School. :yesyes:
  39. alexpnz

    Married Couple Gets to Play on Stage With Metallica.

    I know it's a year old but I just found it and thought it was pretty cool. The wife plays just as good as Lars. :)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :eek:
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    Headphones?

    http://www.amazon.com/Skullcandy-Uprock-On-Ear-Headphone-S5URCZ-033/dp/B004P1HW4M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356908181&sr=8-1&keywords=skullcandy+uprock
  42. alexpnz

    Who is ze most important person in your life?

    This is a good first step in fighting your e-romeo, lunacy.....admittance of said loserdom. :facepalm:
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    Headphones?

    :mad: Filthy Canadian, you......
  44. alexpnz

    Headphones?

    I basically got a pair just to use to listen to music on my smartphone and on my laptop. I'm not really trying to reinvent audio or nothing like that. :D Maybe I should have clarified. My bad Yo!
  45. alexpnz

    Song That Immediately Brings You Back to Your Youth?

    Soon as you hear it....maybe it was popular at a certain time in your youth, for whatever reason?
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