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33 Jokes Only "Game Of Thrones" Fans Will Understand Most of them are juvenile attempts at humor, but a couple have some wit. The first one seemed somewhat poignant the last few weeks:

Re: Ava Addams / FTV Luna Okay, there WAS a photo here. Guess it was rejected. Sorry everyone. It was just a selfie from her Twitter, so I didn't think there would be anything objectionable about that.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? Okay, there WAS a photo here. Guess it was rejected. Sorry everyone. It was just a selfie from her Twitter, so I didn't think there would be anything objectionable about that.

Re: Ava Addams / FTV Luna From Ava's Twitter yesterday:

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? I wish I had a dollar for every time one of Ava's Twitter selfie's finished me off. Damn.

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Quite a few people, in fact. I bet if some Übernerd were to add up the total minutes of screen time for the major cast members of the first three seasons, we'd find average screen time had gone down for Season 4 somewhere approaching 50%. In addition to the major characters, we've seen...

Pretty good episode. Well written, the action was good, and all that. Only one problem: the GoT universe is just a little too big now for focusing on only one story line for an entire episode. It's episodes like this one that make you painfully aware how short a ten episode season is.

2 Legit?

I think rather her story line has been fairly disappointing. Or at least not stellar, as it has been in past seasons.

Well the first one is Briana Love. I have no idea who the last one is. A few others are well known stars, but I assume you mean the very first and the very last, not the first & last few, cuz that would be pretty much all of them.

I just figured that's why they built the wall in the first place, to stop the "Others" from walking South. But you're right, there could be more to it than that. I really have no idea. It's all painfully speculative & academic anyway, as there is hardly any possibility the Walkers & Dragons...

I don't know. In the opening sequence of the Show (which is obviously seen through the eyes of a dragon), we go all the way to the Wall. Plus, all that Dragon Glass was stored at the Fist, which is North of the Wall. These don't mean anything, of course, but it's not like it's impossible the...

True, at least as regards the first two points. Ellaria is pretty screwed. Her life and lifestyle were pretty closely tied to Oberyn, so unless another Martell wants her, she's kinda done. I believe 'Sand' is the equivalent of 'Snow', so without a ****** of any repute, she could end up working...

Man, there is some serious despair in this thread. I took the Red Wedding about as well as some of you are taking the brain bashing. It was gory & über disturbing, but I've been thinking about it (kind of hard not to, as awful as it was), and man, Oberyn was just asking for it. He was so...

Could dragons survive the intense cold of the Wild North? I realize the Walkers could, well, walk South, but I wonder whether in a battle in the deep North, dragons would really be able to survive? No one ever seems to have an unbeatable advantage in the Thrones universe.

You know us so well, Miss Mandy.

Wow, that really is a page out of Plato's Apology. I thought Tyrion's speech at his trial was rather Socrates-esque, but Jorah (in the books) resembles it even moreso. Thanks.

Yeah, I thought there was a photo echo in here.

That was difficult to watch. I knew the end of the fight wasn't going to be pretty, so I prepared myself for some gore. That was about what I expected, and probably as much as I can stomach. I'm not complaining. It served its purpose, but I hope the show never gets that gruesome again. You...

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Ah, the old Socrates defense. Sort of. Let's just hope it turns out better for Tyrion.

For instance, why does Dragon Glass cause them to scream in agony, then disintegrate?

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Brooklyn Chase Evidently Brooklyn is appearing in another scene with Lexington Steele: https://twitter.com/DreamZoneXXX/status/464795800275783680

I was going to suggest this, but in less colorful language.

Yeah, and what about the Blackfish & Freys? We've been focusing so much on the North (Starks/Boltons), the West (Lannisters) and the South (Tyrells & Martells), that we've practically ignored the East & the Riverlands at the center of them all. Serious **** may be about to happen on numerous...

Another solid episode this week. So far, the writing has been really tight. There will always be a feeling that "they could have done more," but overall, I'm really impressed. Best moment this week? (I'll put it in white font in case someone hasn't seen the episode) When Burn Gorman takes...

I have nothing against Yara. I wouldn't be upset if she returned. My only issue with her is her *******. I'd be more than happy for Theon to just disappear at this point. I honestly don't fucking care what happens to him, and I'd rather forget him. Ramsay, on the other hand, I don't want to...

Oh, and 6. I'd be willing to bet $ that Dany's going to suffer some kind of major setback this week or next. Her successes have been too easy and numerous lately. Something's going to happen, and it won't be good. Or there is likely to be some kind of major shake up with her inner circle.

A few random thoughts and nothing more: 1. Tommen doesn't stand a chance against Margaery. Not a glimmer of a whiff of hint of a chance. 2. I hope Summer is okay. 3. Maybe Benjen is the one calling to Bran from beneath the tree. 4. They seem to have an endless supply of **** at Craster's...

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? I want her.

Re: Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today? A couple pearl neckli.

I use Safari at home on my Mac, I use IE at work on my PC. I have Firefox & Chrome installed on both computers, but rarely use them.

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Think about that for a second though. One thing the GoT saga has in wild abundance is rightful heirs. There are like 22 of them in any given scene of the show, and I assume the books have just as many, if not more. I'm kidding, of course, but considering how much of the plot is driven - and...

Stiff, I was messing with you. I don't know whether I've read all your contributions in this thread, but I daresay I've read most of them, and it's precisely because you're always so careful about not spoiling things for the rest of us that I was giving you a hard time. You're quite detailed...

Now you're just messing with us. You've read the books. That's probably exactly what happens. You just spoiled the entire GoT saga, all the way through Season 6, or however many seasons there will eventually be. Thanks a lot.

I don't mind telling you, Mandy, that looking at this photo, the last thing I'm thinking about are your muscles. I don't see muscles at all in this photo. All I see are gorgeous eyes that melt my soul, a sultry, suggestive demeanor that renders me powerless to resist you, toes that just seem to...

Nah, not today. But good info as usual, Stiff.

Also, it would seem that Arya & Sansa are each headed to the Vale. One never knows what will happen, but it would be nice to see at least one Stark reunion after more than 20 episodes.

I like the new king. He's still a blond-haired, inbred bastard, but he seems to have a good head on his shoulders. I hope Tyrion is not in jail the entire season the way Theon was getting flayed all last season. Have the trial in the next episode and move on for fuck's sake.

Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Brooklyn Chase Brooklyn got a new boob job. The new girls have not yet made an appearance.

This from people who supposedly have a sense of humor and thick skin. I've seen at least two of you blow up in fits of rage when somebody hurled insults at you because they couldn't stand the vile, insulting things you said about them, and thankfully, I'm neither that insecure nor that gullible...

I got the joke, I just thought the title was stupid, and it is. The phrase "2 / 10 would not bang." literally has no meaning. It's dumb. I was hoping it was some kind of code, like 420, or a reference to something, like 3:16. It could have meant Feb. 10th for all I knew. But even though it...

Ha ha! Now that's funny! Thank god for the ignore list, and by the way, I'm reporting your post.

Well that's pretty fuckin stupid.

What does 2/10 mean?

I agree. A solid start to the season. There was an enormous amount of ground to cover in order to catch up on all the characters and plot lines, and they did it with ease. Now let's hope the really sordid and kinky **** starts happening next week.