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For 22 years I shaved at least six times a week - fuck that ****! I now only shave when I have to for shoots or when it starts to itch so fucking bad I can no longer stand it - too fucking bad my beard grows so fast.

For 22 years I shaved at least six times a week - fuck that ****! I now only shave when I have to for shoots or when it starts to itch so fucking bad I can no longer stand it - too fucking bad my beard grows so fast.

For 22 years I shaved at least six times a week - fuck that ****! I now only shave when I have to for shoots or when it starts to itch so fucking bad I can no longer stand it - too fucking bad my beard grows so fast.

Pineapple juice - don't want to freak the new girl out tomorrow with cum that tastes like bug-spray. I'll post pics :D

Can I change my choice? If so - then my #1 requirement just became brains. I love cunts - but I'm getting sick and tired of stupid cunts. Just sayin.

And if so, why the hell haven't we met?

Hell - I saw the "would not pet" and agreed - fucking dog just might rip my arm off if he caught my hand inside his ladies blouse rubbing her tummy. :2 cents: Now get rid of the dog and...............:D

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Very nice - but if they're going to do all that Photoshop coverup - at least they could take the bruises off her ass. Somehow that much post-production works ruins it for me.

Since when are sex and love the same thing?

Re: Who made you cum today? The amazing petite fuck machine Acasha Binito - She'll be shooting her first video on Wednesday and I can't wait to fuck her again.

Fixed

Let's see, *** walked in on me when I was 8 or 9, my ******* busted me dozens of times (boys should have their own fucking room), my first girlfriend busted me wanking to pictures of her ******, and every girl I've ever dated or shared an apartment with for more than a day has probably walked...

Getting "caught" assumes you try to hide it in the first place. A better question would be "Have you ever been arrested for masturbating" I plead the fifth!

It takes a lot to make me hit the neg-rep - but you are so very deserving.

Jesus Fucking Christ - we cheat for the same fucking reason a dog licks his fucking balls. Get over it.

This doesn't apply to all women but when it comes to amateur wanna-be porn models, the fact that they can never fucking be on time. Maybe that's why so few of them never make it past their 1st few shoots.

Re: Who made you cum today? A 19-year-old, fun-sized, super-sensual, girl-next-door type with the tiniest little titties and a near perfect ass - reminds me a lot of Blaze Burnz. I met her through a friend and with any luck, she'll be signing contracts tomorrow - video to follow.

Add up the number of girls that ever stripped, or done porn under any one of the following stage/screen names: Mary, Jane, Indica, Sativa, Haze, Blaze, Burnz or Young. If any of the above girls have two of the above names in her name, like Mary Jane, Blaze Burnz, or Indica Young, add 4 points...

Thanks for the rep - I threw another few pics of Delilah Daze up in the same thread. Just had lunch with her yesterday and I'm hoping she comes back and does a few more shoots. I do still have 4 or so that we haven't published yet.

Re: Smallest tits you can find,practically titless More of Delilah Daze from http://richardnailder.com/real-amateur-porn/petite-teen-delilah-daze-takes-it-all/

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today Joey Vargas from http://richardnailder.com/real-amateur-porn/joey-vargas-first-thick-cock/

Re: Who made you cum today? Joey Vargas She was the first girl to ever give me a mind-blowing blowjob - and she had such a tight little coochie. Did I mention i love my job? :D http://richardnailder.com/real-amateur-porn/joey-vargas-first-thick-cock/

Joey Vargas from http://richardnailder.com/real-amateur-porn/joey-vargas-first-thick-cock/

Joey Vargas from http://richardnailder.com/real-amateur-porn/joey-vargas-first-thick-cock/

I've been enjoying the quiet in my house the last few weekends but lately I've been having a real hankering to see if Ari Dee's ******* is any good at holding a camera. :D

Eva Escobar

You, my lady, could get MUCH more "alimony"! :yesyes:

Hey girl, how bout I to take you to my house where we can pretend we're married - after we consummate the marriage, I'll dump your skinny ass and pay you $200 in alimony if you leave without an argument. (Note - for ugly girls and dirl, you can offer much less)

Just posted this on my blog: http://richardnailder.com/******-porn/jager-nightly-auditions-with-bring-me-you-******/

Oh god no - if you're going to impregnate a pornstar, she has to be at least a "three" or a "four". I'd even shoot a little higher if you're real rich or hung like a ***** (to get a "ten" you need to be both) but a "zero" - Jesus, your self esteem can't be that fucking low. :surprise:

Re: Smallest tits you can find,practically titless Delilah Daze from http://freeteenporn.papasfreeporn.com/petite-teen-masturbating/

Blaze Burnz and her ****** Maxi Booty - Blaze is the 4'11" tiny one with more tattoos and Maxi is the one with the green heart tattoo on her left rib-cage. http://www.mysisterspornblog.com/index.php/bring-me-your-******/two-sisters-at-once/ Blog links to a free gallery with more pics.

Blaze Burnz and her ****** Maxi Booty - Blaze is the 4'11" tiny one with more tattoos and Maxi is the one with the green heart tattoo on her left rib-cage. http://www.mysisterspornblog.com/index.php/bring-me-your-******/two-sisters-at-once/ Blog links to a free gallery with more pics.

Re: Girls with Tattoos Blaze Burnz and her ****** Maxi Booty - Blaze is the 4'11" tiny one with more tattoos and Maxi is the one with the green heart tattoo on her left rib-cage. http://www.mysisterspornblog.com/index.php/bring-me-your-******/two-sisters-at-once/ Blog links to a free...

Blaze Burnz and her ****** Maxi Booty - Blaze is the 4'11" tiny one and Maxi is like 5'2" http://www.mysisterspornblog.com/index.php/bring-me-your-******/two-sisters-at-once/ Blog links to a free gallery with more pics.

Maybe he likes grungy teeth. :dunno: Or not.

Speak for yourself :D Wait, what?

Thanks for the rep - that Maria Marez sure does have pretty pussy - feels real fine too :D

Thanks for the rep - I think each of us has been in a similar situation at least once in our lives.

Thanks for the rep - we had to put about a dozen fucking safety-pin links in that bra to even get it around my fat ass and I'm pretty sure the waistband of those panties is destroyed. :1orglaugh

:yesyes: :D :rolleyes:

Never really counted till you mentioned it - I've moved 24 times, lived in 6 states and 3 countries. Been in this house since 2003 - longest time ever in one place.

Just your ******'s for me.

When they nibble on my scrotum - that drives me fucking crazy.

Re: Who made you cum today? The tiny sweetheart Delilah Daze.

the real "Rule Number 1"

I thought your number had ten digits :dunno: CUNTBURGER

Yea - I drowned a mouse once with that ****. Was like a duck in an oil spill.