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    shaving

    Razor .. with hair conditioner .. great for shaving .. if you have access to a sauna, try shaving in there too .. the best place to do it IMHO
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    Chicks with that "FUCK ME" look

    Francesca Felluci .. horny as fuck http://www.crazyhardcoreporn.com/gallery5/1223/babegallery.html
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    It's All Over Now baby blue .. Bob Dylan
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    ten great drummers

    Here's a few NON rock drummers to consider Harvey Mason Buddy Rich Clyde Stubblefield Steve Gadd Omar Hakim ****** Allen Andy Ebsworth Dave Mattacks Bernard Purdie Phil Collins
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    Angelina Crow / Angelina / Angelina C / Angelina D / Felicia / Judy / Milly B

    Re: Angelina Crow Quality stuff guys .. thanks !!
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    Gaping assholes

    http://www.assholesurfers.com/lucy_love/04/pics/lucy_love_09.jpg :D
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    Terms that drive you crazy!!!!!!

    people saying "like" continually .. like you know what I mean .. like he's like soooo etc .. FFS speak English
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    Lucy Pinder

    Re: Oh My Gosh! Lucy Pinder topless at last!! Best way to ruin ANYTHING .. put Will Ferrell in it .. no talent and unfunny and bizarrely succesful WTF
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    Do All Britain's Really **** America Like I'm Being Told?????

    No they don't .. and it's Britons .. NOT Britains :)
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Bob Dylan .. A Hard rain is gonna fall
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    Does this clip really exist?

    If it was, would you want to see it?
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Talking Heads .. Road to Nowhere
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    Recipe Thread!

    It would be healthier to use brown rice rather than white sushi .. :) oh and a ps .. the more you stir rice .. the stickier it becomes .. best to cook it stirring once or twice only .. in the ratio of a cup and a half of water to a cup of rice.
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    Recipe Thread!

    Fake Cum ... add warm water to icing sugar ... stir until mixture thickens to the right consistency .. :D
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    Who's this from Asshole Fever

    Dunno .. but the words chrome and trailer spring to mind ;)
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    Chоking on Cum (gagging / retching)

    not enough mango juice in his diet .. :D
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    Elegant Czech girl (should be easy)

    icing sugar and water
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    my current gf Steffi ... the horniest sexiest sweetest girl it has ever been my pleasure to bed long may it continue
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    Best invention during your lifetime?

    Sorry to hear that .. it worked totally for my duff knee ..
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Motorhead ... The ACE of Spades
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    Gaping assholes

    keep 'em coming gape ... :)
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    Internet addresses gone wrong.

    www.powergenitalia.com I got caught out by this .. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/powergen_italia/
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Letters from IwoJima .. and for the photography and art direction "The Black Dahlia" .. which, having read the book, I really wanted to like .. but with 3 non-actors in the 4 lead roles .. it was a stinker. Two of the worst supporting actors I ever saw too .. they played Hilary Swanks characters...
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    Best invention during your lifetime?

    Tough call .. the MRI scanner is pretty amazing, but then so it the wind-up radio and skype (internet telephony) MIDI (I'm a musician) autopilot, the ziplok bag, digital recording (for fixing stuff up .. not so much for the original recording) .. the pc , the internet (by a Brit!!)
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    Not Off My Back Porch

    Good call Kingfisher
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    Favourite Movie Quotes

    "Even great men have to ***" Jerry Stiller (Bens ***) about Walter Mathaus character Zachary Garber in THE great heist movie "The Taking Of Pelham 123" http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/taking_of_pelham_one_two_three/ Score 100% .. if you haven't seen it .. you owe it to yourself IMHO
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    Youngest Pornstar

    But not in porn per se .. only topless modelling I recall.
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    Silvia Saint / Sylvia Saint

    Re: silvia saint Yep ... she owed the taxman lots of money
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Woman - John Lennon
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Uncle Albert Admiral Halsey - Paul Mc Cartney
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    i guess somebody had to do it

    Totally agree LL .. sorry about your personal tale .. JM :)
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    What religion are you?

    Aesthetic Hedonist
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Shwan Mullins - Lullaby
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    Women That Only You Find Attractive

    There's something about Bjork Gudmundsdottir I rather like .. yes she is bonkers I'm sure but I'm somehow drawn to her elfin looks
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    Stoned Love .. The Supremes
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    i guess somebody had to do it

    Punch someone .. her appalling parents
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    And it stoned me - Van Morrison
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    i guess somebody had to do it

    Sadder that they don't appear to learn from situations like these ...
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    Silvia Saint speaking?

    How's your Czech Pane KralPin
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    Big Meaty Pussy Lips / Beefy Meat Curtains / Outie Pussy Lips

    Re: Big Pussy Lips Met art ones give me a 403 error
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    Red bush vids?

    Surely he can't run three times .. :D
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    Does your girlfriend of wife do anal?

    oh yes .. and lucky old pervert that I am she does ass-to-mouth too .. without me even asking for it .. and she's 24 years younger than me .. so to recap .. :D
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    Female Pіss / Wаtersports

    Re: **** / *********** vid series that looks like me and my gf .. except I'm wy better looking than the old geezer ;)
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    god belief

    really Christina ... great typo :D
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    fantastic tits

    great looking young woman .. and those tits .. OMG :)
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    Your Favorite music album of all time

    I'm with you on this Dave .. rubbish record .. far from their best
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    A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!

    i **** him so much i can't even be arsed to tell you how much LL :) unfunny no talent .. all over Hollywood like a dose of something
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    A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!

    Will Ferrell ..
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    Anal videos

    Re: Anal video's err no she doesn't
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    Janine Lindemulder

    Looks a whole lot better though :D
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