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Tractor pulling, tobacco spittle distance contest, horseshoes, outhouse bowling, belly flopping in a pit of mud.

Claim the mining rights under the fence and they will stop digging.

Invest in a hookah, not only does it make a great conversation piece in your living room, but it certainly gets you stoned to the beejesus belt.

Everyone is funny out here in there own little way I suppose.

Right now Azlea Antistia with more tattoos would be my ideal girl.

Meh they look pretty marching in a line all that precision, but the IDF have hotter chicks and can **** you 55 different ways, while field stripping an Uzi blindfolded and still looking hot doing it.

The Lion, The Witch, and the Restroom.

I am good at putting things together like models and furniture. I am getting better at eating pussy, I just need to watch a dozen more girl/girl movies to get my technique down pat.

The end of Time Bandits showed us what God looked like, there mystery solved.

I have to say the 2007 Pats, I never liked Green Bay and that's that.

I remember my uncles taking my ******* and I to see Day of the Dead back in the early 80's.

Well since I eat a vegetarian diet, and a lot of vegetables contain water, eat lot's of veggies for a bigger volume.

Who would you rather bang?

Re: Socrates, the Brazilian football legend, dies aged 57 after eating beef stroganof He died doing what he enjoyed, anyway I never heard of him but he will be missed by the Brazilian and football fans everywhere.

If they open it and the lost Twilight novel is in there then I certainly want my face to melt!

Finally I can apply for that Bladerunner position I have been chomping at the bit for.

That drone had a ****** damnit, somewhere there is an RC Helicopter wondering where his ***** is!

Oh Sherry by Steve Perry, because the title and of the song and the last name of the singer ryhme.

It's only an annoying song with the volume on, however I would still bang talent into Avril because she has none.

Some idiot in Smart Car probably started the whole thing.

Did that make sense to you? I was breaking the 4th wall with you all reading this post.

Damnit I thought it was William Hung!

This question goes out to anyone on FO's pretty much a unisex question. I have dated and been in relationships with a Heinz 57 variety of women that when *********** have many different but singularly universail trait. Here is a sample of types of ******* women I have been involved with. My...

Batman comics, comic story board art, hockey jersies and tshirts, books, vinyl records, horror movie memoribilia. I used to collect Lladros clowns but they kept laughing at me and judging me so I smashed them.

Girl/Girl porn, Interacial, BDSM, Alt/Punk/Tattooed girls, porn parodies, and porn bloopers.

They weren't bad, but I am more into second and third wave punk.

Ghouls of the Miskatonic by Graham McNeil.

He will be the pilot for this mission.

It's cold tonight but it's supposed to warm up Monday into the 60's where I live.

Re: freckled chest I remember one of my ex girlfriends had the best chest freckles, she had that speckling of freckles from the bottom of her heck to the top of her breasts and ran to her shoulders. Man when she tanned in the Summer you could really see the contrast tan skin, blonde, blue eyed...

Where is the guy with no shirt and mesh trucker cap getting arrested?

Hmmm, I would go back and punch myself out at age 18 for thinking I know everything at that age.

A majority of my favorites are retired that's how far back I go.

I build stuff from the Final Fantasy games out of legos, plus I buy mecha models and build robots, and 1/72 soldiers. Yes I am awashed in a sea of pussy.

Dors Feline, Taylor Stevens, and Wendy 4 have the best big natural boobs.

Re: Black college student sparks uproar by hanging Confederate flag in dorm room wind There could be worse flags out there like a certain red flag with a certain Tibetan good luck symbol reveresed.

His dramas the last one I saw him in was World's Greatest ***.

Isn't that a Frank Sinatra song?

See I like those large benefit shows like Live Aid,Neboworth,or **** Aid. Also large festival shows like The Glastonbury Festival or that big one they have in Denmark.

Let's see I have a pioneer receiver with accompanying pioneer CD/LD player and a pair of Cambridge Soundworks bookshelf speakers. Then when I want to play my vinylI have a set of techniques speakers and turntable.

We are an open minded society here so why not.

None of it is, because well I never bothered to watch the video that's why.

Go for it I readily approve this, finally I won't have to write my contact information on a bathroom stall.

I think this will be a vast improvment to some British cusine.

And here I thought people in the media were journalistic robots, you rarely see that from those people but it's good it shows that they are human like the rest of us.

My signiture from Day of Dead as spoken by Dr. Logan in regards to all the zombies.

I could care less, there are no *****'s out here on FO's.

No idea, again these are people who's national sport is dragging a cattle carcass around a field on horseback.

I'd rather take the Stevie Wonder route and just call to say I love you.

Well if you collect or buy a certain series of porn films or porn star. Then I would consider it a hobby.