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    Great One-Liners In Porn Movies

    Damn...I can't remember the actress...it'll probably come to me after I hit submit. Anyhow, relatively hot brunette, normally does raunchy DP scenes, MMF, etc. has a deep, raspy voice. One scene she is fucking and sucking a guy in a ****/stable and when she's done blowing him milks his dong...
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? 1st vid#4 here: http://www.video-box-galleries.com/171108/01/index35.html 2nd Karlie Montana (pic #15 got me) http://www.hornystarlet.com/itc/675/index.htm
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    wow.

    Damn! :rolleyes::eek:
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    Wal-Mart worker ****** during black Friday sales

    EXACTLY! This isn't Wal-Mart's fault. It's not the sales fault. It is the fault of the "have-it-now," entitlement society that we are rapidly devolving into and the inability of people to control themselves, take no responsibility for personal action and always try to cast blame elsewhere...
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    Cockasaurus

    He became extinct because his natural predator was Cuntasaurus Rex
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    Gangsta Kitty

    Mufucka ain't need no Glock...he got a posse that roll up on your **** and take you out for him dawg.
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    Showers; hot or cold?

    I've never met a woman that likes fucking in a cold shower.
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    ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMFG

    Re: ****** OF GOD! Most Ballsy Gutsy Crazy And Mind Blowin' Thing I've Ever Seen! OMF I'm pretty sure I saw his nutsack when he threw his leg up on that tire. :crash:
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    triple xxx vs double xx

    Do you have some aversion to certain letters and punctuation?
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    The Goal: A 12-Hour Wank

    I hear urethritis and prostatitis can be a real bitch.
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    what is the worst euphemism for pussy and/or tits, that you have heard?

    Pussy = "Axe Wound" Tits = "Slags" :dunno:
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    Are you guilty of Procrastination?

    I would say I'm more guilty of just not giving a **** than procrastination.
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    Looking for "toy"...simulate blowjobs?

    You know why the bride and ***** are always smiling in wedding pics? She's smiling because she knows she's given her last blowjob. He smiling because he doesn't know she's given her last blowjob yet. :D
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    Looking for "toy"...simulate blowjobs?

    Seriously...save some money and get a Fleshlight. They say the "Super Ribbed" best simulates oral sex. You can even get one that looks like a mouth. You can either order one online or try and find a local shop that carries them and have them order it for you.
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    Outlawing guns in the US ...

    Food for thought: Residents of Mumbai, India have been restricted from private firearm ownership since 1878 through legislation of one form or another. One may argue that recent events would have been different had the citizens been able to defend themselves with means that met the threat.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? 1. Zeina Hart 2. Tiffany Brookes
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    Whose Hotter Latin Chicks or Asian Chicks

    I find them both extremely hot but I can count the asian chicks (on FO.com) that I would nail on one hand. As far as latinas go...I would have to take off my shoes to count at least.
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    Titfucking - The Thread!!! (Pics or Vids!) / Biggest tits you wanna titfuck

    Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck Eve Lawrence was the first girl that popped into my head when I read the thread topic. So there ya go...
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    It's a MYTH - GM autoworkers do NOT make $70/hour !!

    +1...and I'm a member of a union.
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    Terrorized in Homeland Security “drill”

    If that had happened in Texas, there would be a new applicant for the Darwin awards. LOL.
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    Untypical experiences in the sack

    I once blurted out "Suck my pussy baby!" in the sack. I am a guy. I have no pussy. At least not one that is attached. LOL :dunno: :wtf:
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    A Christmas Gift for Cum Lovers

    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212 :wtf: The comments are hilarious.
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    It's a MYTH - GM autoworkers do NOT make $70/hour !!

    The hourly wage is only relative to how many hours a week/month work actually occurs. For instance, I know a guy who is a pilot and his starting hourly wage was $30 per hour. HOWEVER, Federal Law limits him to 100 hours PER MONTH of work and he is only paid when the airplane is moving...not...
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    Fuck Your Obama Threads

    I voted McCain and I'm sick of all the Obama threads. I also think it's completely idiotic that he already has an "approval rating" for how well he's doing. LOL.
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    Change

    I agree. The racist organizations out there that would plot to do this are in fact simply afraid. Afraid that he might actually be successful as a President and their idiotic message of white supremacy will be completely disproven.
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    I will give you that to some degree. I just think a system like this (using easy numbers) would be most representative: State Y has 50 electoral votes. Candidate A takes 65% of the popular vote with 65,000 voters. Candidate B takes 35% of the popular vote with 35,000 voters. A better...
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    What are your top porn moments?

    Bravo Chef...pure artistic genius! :D
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    What are your top porn moments?

    I think you are completely lying about all of this. Please post video evidence to prove otherwise. ;)
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    Non-Presidential U.S. Elections

    The worst development is that douchepump Al Franken may actually be part of our government. :crash:
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    Rate This Girl: Devon

    I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eatin' crackers. Straight 20's across the board. One thing that really revs me up about her is that she is tiny but has the big boobies and nice booty. I love it! :rolleyes:
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    I will concede that Obama won by 66% of the electoral vote (using the #'s you posted) if you concede that he had 52% of the popular vote and the electoral vote is not representative of overall voter sentiment because of the way electoral votes are "awarded" in the "winner takes ALL" format...
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    How will Obama as President affect you....and your daily life?

    Guys, guys, guys...do you really believe that the President is the one that is all-powerful in America? C'mon! It is CONGRESS that controls what the government does and the President that "executes." President Bush and President-elect Obama are simply figureheads, and when needed by Congress...
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    ass to pussy

    Alot of you guys beat me to it. I was gonna call it "Easy Road to an Infection." But, just an FYI, buttfucking is a very easy way to get an E.Coli infection up your dickhole. So it ain't just the chick that can get "fucked" by this. And if you think ATM is any healthier....
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    Black weren't even human, and now look

    Unfortunately, my friend, until ALL individuals are able to ignore their own skin color we will never be free from the idiocy of racism.:yinyang:
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    Black weren't even human, and now look

    Dude are you for real or is this just flamebait? I mean I didn't vote for Obama but c'mon. Evolve a little okay? It's worked out fine for all the rest of us. :wave2:
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    Black weren't even human, and now look

    EXACTLY!!!:thumbsup:
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    Um...black...you do understand how the electoral college works right? If a state's popular vote splits 60/40 then the candidate who got 60% gets 100% of the ELECTORAL votes. That is hardly representative of the true sentiments of all voters. In essence, it says that the minority popular...
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    Are you addicted and don't want sex?

    Just one little note. Many urologists may tell you that ejaculating with a semi-erect penis is not good and could potentially lead to erectile dysfunction. So that may solve the issue for you. As far as coming in a chick, do you stop thrusting as you're coming? Lately I've started thrusting...
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    how would you have been as a cowboy?

    Ida been the ****** fuckin' Sheriff!
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    Obama tax message already changing?

    Well apparently now it's down to $120K. Suspect souce I know but: http://embeds.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/31/palin-obamas-tax-plan-is-so-phony/ :dunno: I am so ready for this **** to be over with.
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    Why Obama?

    Then why the disparity indicated here? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081023/ap_on_el_pr/early_voting And here: http://www.militarytimes.com/static/projects/pages/081003_ep_2pp.pdf Peep my post on the skinhead idiot plot where I originally posted these links...
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    Obama Slacker

    Are you sure?
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    30 Countries, 30 Hot Women - who's your fave???

    Sung Hi Lee - South Korea Sofia Vergara - Colombia Claudia Vieira - Portugal Federica Ridolfi - Italy Aishwarya Rai - India Reon Kadena - Japan Bea Hargitai - Hungary Laetitia Casta - France Yolibeth Ortiz - Venezuela No particular order, but those are the ones that made me want to treat my...
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    Janine Lindemulder's 1st *****

    Musta been a Catholic wedding. :1orglaugh
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    I think my wife is ready

    How about you let me give her one first and we'll see how she reacts? :1orglaugh Seriously though, why don't you watch a DVD porn with her that has some nice facials in it and then say "Baby I've always wanted to do that" or "would you let me do that" or "I always thought that is so fucking...
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    The gift of life...

    They won't let me because I travel out of the country too frequently.
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    Obama Slacker

    ROFLMMFAO.....FMAMLALORFALAOMFAO...:D:rofl: <--------------------Oh, and for the record, I love Devon's boobs. In case anyone was wondering.
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    Why Obama?

    You're racist because you believe someone's superiority of performance in a certain job is based on the color of their skin. Skin color does not (should not) matter. I want the best person for the job. Solely, being "black" does not make someone more superior. To say so would mean that you...
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    its less than a week away

    It wouldn't be an issue if we only allowed campaigns to run about 6 months in this country instead of the 2 years like we do. Just like most of the world that practices democracy.
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    Why Obama?

    So you are a racist?
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