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My wife is the same way...

I have be starting to believe that our leaders have no clue what they are doing in Afghanistan nor do they know what the end goal is. What would have to happen in order for it to be considered "victory". Now we have ****** souces that state that Pakistan was playing both sides, not really a...

It's a cultural thing...something that we in the West would never understand.

Though when I was aboard the GW we had a Baskin Robins and a 7-11.

Okayyyyyy. What would posses you to do that?

Douche....

According to Louis Ck that is the goal of the Catholic Church.

I saw a couple of Samoan's in the South Pacific...OMG I swear they are the size of a house.

I have found out during our travels that the small the airport the stricker the TSA goons are. In Chicago we made it though secuirty in like 5 minutes, in Ft. Meyers it took us almost 20 minutes as they went though my wifes entire diaper bag and wanted to inspect ALL the baby food, that was...

WTF...are you Gandalf? "You shall not passsssssss."

I remember hearing that Tip O'Neill used to tell people that politics ended at 6. Reagan and O'Neill would argue especially about the big things, but they also respected each other and came to a compromise for the betterment of the Nation. Something that todays politicans would never do...at...

R.I.P Jack Tatum. Would have loved to see him smear some of todays WRs.

You can get that in the Navy...well one hot and it was hot when they made it not when you got it. :mad:

Don't forget she was married off to her ****** as well.

Thanks, I get a lot of typos when I get pissed and just type fast and forget to use spell check. Plus I am using a wireless keyboard and they fuking suck....:thumbsup:

What does law and order have to do with any of this?

I don't mind seeing ladies with cum on their face. But at least post real ones...not that fucking stupid fack dick ****.

I smell lawsuit.

Viva la Mexico....:thefinger Seriously, if we can put a fucking human on the moon and build a fucking transcontonetail railroad with no power tool...how the fuck can't we buld a 2,000 mile wall?

Hell yeah...Navy 4 life.

Is the Love fest like some kind of mass rave?

Yeah...I like Joe as well.

I have not bought porn since...well I really don't know.

Anything by Stevie Ray Vaughn...:bowdown:

He is washed up...

No...but it IS better than Twilight.

Who the fuck looks at the box of the DVD...I rather watch the content.

Usually once a day. Having a toddler at home, sex is not that often. But when the wife and I do have sex, it is amazing.

That is one **** deck that I would not mind swabbin, Vicky too.

How do you leave a massage? I can leave a message...but not a massage and NO your not going to get a happy ending.

And to take it one step further. if you T-bone someone, evidently they were in the intersection way before you. Thus...it is your fault.

Quagmire would be proud of you.

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Does not matter...you should be in control of your car at all times. And the fact that you t-boned the other car goes to show that they were clearly in the intersection before you. If you were paying attention as you say, you could have stopped to avoid it, clearly you were not. Myabe you...

Basicly whatever the talking heads tell them, they take as the truth.

Cricket takes like 5 days to play one game. Americans can't even sit though a MLB game and you want them to sit through that ****?

Re: Homeowner looks on as his Hawaiian house is swallowed up by a river of molten lav Wonder if this is covered under "act of God"?

Should have called 911 anyway, especially since your **** were in the car. At this point though at least call your insurance company and get a claim rolling...just to cover ya ass.

Meh, I could go either way. Though I like teddies, I rather see them walking around in a tank top and boyshorts. IMO that's way more sexy than lingerie.

I have to watch it on demand as I missed it this Sunday. But it is a great show...wish they had more sex in it though.

WTF do you know....:1orglaugh Though you tied us yanks...that's something to be proud off.:nanner:

So I got this email from my wife that beginning in August Mars will be getting progressivly bigger and bigger untill on the 27th is will be as big as the full moon and visable to the naked eye. Evidently this has not happend in man's recorded history and might not happen again untill 2287...

Being stung by 2 jelly fish when I was 10 at Myrtle Beach.

He has a killer stach...er...should I say ******** stach.

When I enlisted into the Navy I did so because I wanted to serve my Country. These cops are no more a hero than I or the thousands that are currently serving. The REAL hero's are the ones that gave their life to protect their follow officers and service members. Ask ANY vet and they will tell...

Italian from my grandparents, Spanish from my old shipmates and English my default. I also know enough Japanesse to get laid.

He also did a tremendous job spending this country into a hole.

Thanks for the Rep.

Actually it is the name of a Tom Morello album/song. Themes of bitterness and revenge. The song itself talks about a guy and how he can no longer take society anymore and he is a one man revolution of change. But whatever floats your boat skippy.