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That would be Madison ;) Unless your "******" wants to bring her big black strap-on.

No dude - you fucked up your ******'s $500 sock - now you need to be punished - and your ****** will finally get the money for her sock - you don't get paid ****. You may, however get your **** packed........ :eek:

In fact, I was thinking about asking Madison to audition with Jsmoothpa - she loves a firm ass and a big hard throbbing cock so I'm sure she'll just rip him up.

And tell him to bring that damn sock so we can get that pert out of the way.

We can always have him audition on Bring Me Your ******* - maybe I can holler at my friend Madison Montag and get her to play the lead role and you can film your *******'s porn audition with her. :surprise: Hell - you got nicer tata's than I do - I'm jealous.

Jsmoothpa - the offer still stands. Or you can just Bring Me Your ****** and get some free camera time. This is actually how most of our crew got started. Instructions can be found here: http://teenpornaudition.com/become-a-model/

To accurately trouble shoot the problem you'll need to do a trace-route from your location to the server in question and then troubleshoot the route. We've been finding that an awful lot of European carriers have been running horrible speeds. Often the ***** point is on the telecom backbones so...

Damn I just finished - we could have Skyped. :sheep::chickendance:

I'd have to agree. :D

I've heard every one of these reasons - in every combination and variation. For many, as situations change, so do their attitudes towards BG scenes. For example, I've had a number of models decline BG scenes out of respect to their partners and later come back and request BG scenes after the...

Fucking classic!

ROTFLMAO - has this boy any connection to reality?

They should have added it to their "Events" list.

Now there's a desktop background!

That or Petra won't let you till you fuck that hole in her sock. - - - Updated - - - PM sent - enjoy watching this old man getting his nut of :eek:

I'll PM it as soon as I set it up. Congrats and slap Anders for not jumping on it.

And moan she did, gracing the room with her sweet voice exclaiming "Your dick is soooooooo big" ;)

I'm currently using this one - another Glass Mannequin original :rubbel: Free membership to the first person who posts the model's name in this thread. :boobies::thumbsup:

Dakota Lay http://freesisterporn.papasfreeporn.com/dakota-lay-and-her-*******/

Now that's a video for sextards............

3.82 seconds - pretty impressive but we're looking for marathon runners not sprinters.

I really need to post all the failure videos - just never seem to have enough time. In fact, the reason I now require a deposit if a male wants to audition is the extreme high failure rate - and it's always the ones that talk the most **** that crash the hardest. The reason I offered to...

You mean the one I got this morning wasn't from you? :dunno: :1orglaugh

He's just like 80% of the guys that email me thinking that if they are porn talent they can get laid - sad part is there's a reason he can't get laid and that same reason is why he will never be male talent in this business. He's an insecure, obnoxious, blowhard that has no idea about business...

I'm willing to bet he doesn't even know what half the documents are. :2 cents: Hey, it's a $95,000 script designed to get him women. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

There's a reason I purchased fuckmetodeath.com :D

You are anything but a professional. The fact that you think any porn script is worth $95,000 proves to everyone in the business that you are a ***** at best and a fraud at worst. Show me one successful business that you've run - show me the the business plan, the balance sheets, P&L's...

That's what you get when you try to post when you you should be in bed recovering from pneumonia - your head won't work so you use your skin.

Amazing how quick a serious offer shut this boy up.

Best one was where Sabine Sweet's boyfriend was watching us film - I came in Sabina's mouth and right after the scene she walked over and kissed her boyfriend..... The whole crew about peed themselves.

Welcome Jules - put on a think skin and enjoy the fun.

Orange Juice - fucking flu is ******* me

$35 to $40.... Hell, If I'd known I could get that much I'd be rich.

Great idea - I be sure to write this into this "scene" :spanking:

The one's you'll know the best are Angel Cakes, Maxi Booty, Gracelynn Moans and most recently Thena Sky.

I keep hoping one of my girls becomes a huge star but I do get to fuck more then my fair share of amateurs.

The 14 new amateurs that become you guy's top 14 next year.

Just look at my sites and guess for yourselves ;)

I have my trash que set to auto-delete but I'll turn it off for a while and post a few. Those combined with all the wanna-be "male talent" and custom script requests get to be a real pain in the ass. In fact - I'm making this offer once: Jsmoothpa - since you are so desperate to get...

After reading through this again. Pretty sure Jsmoothpa is the "tool" behind all the foreign spam emails I get. Same fucked up use of the English language, same pipe ***** get-rich-quick schemes, same bullshit promises.....

Sabina Sweet Alison Rapture Jager Nightly Butterfly Haze

Re: White Girls / Light-Skinned Girls (as Casper the friendly ghost) Anistaija http://freeteenporn.papasfreeporn.com/anistaija-and-the-dragon/

Cod coffee - don't feel like getting up to get a hot one.

Dirty Jobs

Re: Who made you cum today? Blaze Burnz http://freeteenporn.papasfreeporn.com/blaze-burns-shows-her-cooch-for-the-first-time/

Finally gathered up enough energy to climb up the stairs and make coffee

This urban legend had repeated itself in various forms since I first read it in The Readers Digest in the late 60's

Anyone voting for Romney is scary

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