Search results

  1. L

    Would you "hit it"?

    Yes and I have are my answers to that question.
  2. L

    Can you help me get more Mall Guides????!!!!!

    This guy collects these mall guides so he figure out which mall men's room has the best glory hole for him to service whackity smackity doo!!!!
  3. L

    Tebowing....Nude!

    I'd rather see more people Gronking, that's in homage to Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and when your Gronking that means you spike anything you can find down to the ground.
  4. L

    Which member would you like to meet?

    I would like to meet you all but my refrigerator box condo doesn't have enough room for all of you.
  5. L

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    I rig the Nielsen Ratings every television season!
  6. L

    When you are ********.......

    I wonder how comfortable this bathtub feels as I fall ****** in it.
  7. L

    Best European Counrty

    Southern Europe because I want to hear what a Southern European woman sounds like when she says "y'all".
  8. L

    Best Canadian city

    I want to go to Vancouver and Toronto, I've only been to Montreal and Quebec City....oh and I hear Medicine Hat is a bitching place too.
  9. L

    Julia Ann, Dani Daniels, Nikki Hunter, Ginger Lynn and Elexis Monroe: WHAT-A-DAY Pics

    Re: Julia Ann, Dani Daniels, Nikki Hunter, Ginger Lynn and Elexis Monroe: WHAT-A-DAY This is just my honest opinion but not only are these girls still incredible looking, but they would just be fun to hang out with and do well non sexual things with, like smoke the pot with, get a buzz on a...
  10. L

    Best British City???

    Mordor isn't that where you British have all those hobbits living? It's also the British city were Led Zepplin came from.
  11. L

    NFL player busted in **** sing

    **** Sing? Is Cop Rock coming back on the air again?
  12. L

    Dear Santa, there is just 1 thing I would like for xmas...(WoooOoooW)

    I'd **** to be an atheist right now with those girls wooohooo!
  13. L

    Best Rolling Stones song

    I always sing emotional resuce to annoy the hell out of my parents because they are avid Stones fans. But Gimmer Shelter and You Can't Always Get What You Want are to of there best songs.
  14. L

    Which "system" would you rather live in.

    Colonialism, why not, or a monarchy.
  15. L

    Lexi Swallow: Before or after?

    I like her new boobs, they sort of look better than her smaller natrual ones.
  16. L

    "***** Play"

    See I thought this thread was about a very valuable painting on velvet canvas of horses playing poker by that famous artist who painted the dogs playing poker.
  17. L

    best thing on the internet to masturbate on ?

    Masturbating to the internet is more of a so so pleasure than a maximum pleasure.
  18. L

    Lets get this forum back on track.

    Well you can kegel me anytime so there.
  19. L

    what shape name for this booty is?

    I guess he must have died in the arena by losing to the Gladitorial champion of the decade ***** Diamond Phillips.
  20. L

    Stallone vs. Van Damme in 'Expendables 2'

    When I saw the trailer for this, I saw that faith in humanity was not lost, when this comes out I am going to take a future potential wife.
  21. L

    Tumblr is down...

    Now my fucking day is ruined thanks for the wonderful news General Letdown!
  22. L

    What was you best blowjob ever?

    The first blowjob I got from my ex girlfriend of 4 years after we broke up, she gave lot's of eye contact, she deep throated, ******, and gave a long, wet, slow, fast, sloppy, blow job. That was about 3 years ago.
  23. L

    Lowe's and TLC's "All American Muslim"

    If I were Home Depot or Sears I'd be taking advantage of this opportunity.
  24. L

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    I amputated my parisitic twin from my shoulder once.
  25. L

    Hottest Pornstar ... Shortest Career

    Two asian porn actresses come to mind for me one was Tricia Yen, she was cute natural breasted had pierced nipples only did under 100 movies I think and second was Kia nice tight body, ample fake rack, again she had a short lived career.
  26. L

    4 Months Into DC's 52 Reboot What Do You Think?

    I mainly collect all the Batman related titles, however I have branched out into some series I discovered as hidden gems. For example Red Lanterns, it's starting out slow but wow the art work and just the whole concept of the Red Lanterns is really cool. Then their is Green Lanterns Guardians...
  27. L

    Arkham Horror Has Anyone Played This RPG?

    I have read a few books on this awesome HP Lovecraftian horror game. It's a table top RPG based in the 1920's and I was just seeing if anyone has played it yet. Petra this may be something you may enjoy.
  28. L

    Grimm

    I enjoy this show, I usually watch the episodes on DVR at the end of the week. It's a cool concept and it's one of the small handfuls or original shows I enjoy watching.
  29. L

    who has had gloryhole experiences (men or women)?

    I love that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when the gang finds a glory hole in the bathroom.
  30. L

    Isis Taylor or Isis Love??

    Any girl named Isis whether their last name is Taylor, Love, or my old time favorite Nile.
  31. L

    Do pornsites send you junk in the mail? Like to your house.

    What is this "mail" that you speak of? Anyway can't you just get to the mail box before your friend's ******?
  32. L

    dildo fail

    With exception of Harley posting on this thread, the rest doesn't make any sense.
  33. L

    Humble Thanks and Lesson Learned

    See if you were still in ban prison the band Coldplay would have played a humanitarian benefit concert for you.
  34. L

    Can you fall in love with a pornstar?

    Fall in love with whoever you want that is all I can say, unless your me. I wasn't programmed by The Higher AI to feel this emotion you humans call love.
  35. L

    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    David Stern knows where the bodies are buried.
  36. L

    Do You Still Close Your Eyes When You Kiss Someone?

    I have heard that old wives tale somewhere that if you close your eyes when kissing someone you have trust in them. I should have kept mine open when I used to kiss a couple of my ex girlfriends that's for sure.
  37. L

    How the heck does one lose....

    That's easy put the money in some over seas or offshore accounts, create some slush funds, and then launder it dozens of times. Carry the decimals and commas a bit here to there, skimm a couple thousand every other day and that is how you can lose 2 Billion in one way.
  38. L

    Create Your Own TV Show

    I really don't watch much television these days because let's face it, there is not really much worth watching in my opinion. So in one of my **** adled and ******* induced stupors I thought of a show idea. Mainly the story takes place in a fictional American city that has the highest percentage...
  39. L

    So, what will make this place more fun?

    Things will liven up, many people around this time of the year don't like to think.
  40. L

    Which Book Can You Reread Over And Over Again?

    I am not saying every waking second of the day but are there any works of literature that you enjoy reading multiple times. For me I can re read Brian Keene's Ghoul, World War Z by Max Brooks, and Stephen King's IT.
  41. L

    Divide and conquer

    It was bound to happen, we in America got obssessed with our own greed. See America is like that hot chick all through high school that everyone went nuts for and tried to get with while China was that plain girl that no one paid attention to. Well come high school reunion time America shows up...
  42. L

    MOTY Member of the Year 2011 - Semi Final (Vote Inside)

    What does the winner get for winning, some kind of potluck dinner with a plastic trophy award?
  43. L

    A Serious Question Part XVI

    Man this dude sure asks a lot of questions.
  44. L

    Interesting weather factoid...

    So that's how the Predator aliens see our planet 12 months a year.
  45. L

    What Is Your Favorite Adult Game?

    The Leisure Suit Larry games are still fun to play.
  46. L

    Old games you always dig out and blow the dust off.

    One of the Professor Layton games, for Gameboy DS.
  47. L

    Betty Saint or Rebeca White, i can't decide?!

    This guy can't decide? What's next us breathing for him!? I am outta here, if you need me I'll be up on the roof smoking cigarettes.
  48. L

    The New Korn Record

    Oh that's the new Korn album? So that's what I have been putting my drinks on so I don't get moisture rings on my coffee table.
  49. L

    What's Your Sandwich?

    I make a grilled cheese with swiss, cheddar, provalone, and munster cheeses, with grilled red onion folded in it and then salsa.
  50. L

    Great Ass tat on Jezebelle Bond (pic)

    I will kiss it to make it heal.
Top