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Jupp, although they are not "of the Chinese state circus". Technically, they're from a monastery called "The Shaolin Monstery" and practice "Shaolin Kung Fu". Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Kung_Fu

It was funny alright. ;) It's just, a buddy of mine is burying me in Dave Chappelle stuff on a regular basis. Hardly anything I haven't seen so far. :D *Konnichi wa, bitches!*

Yeah, right, that's why nobody else said stuff like "she'd get it" or "I'd do all of them" or the like. I'm the only one.... :dunno: Well gee, thanks for clearing that up. I never would have guessed. Dude, that's like saying "a nationality doesn't reflect the intellect", if I had said "all the...

That's what I was thinking... :D

Hm, I don't mean to be picky, but I wouldn't touch the left one (Anna). What a shame, that name had a really good score so far. I know hardly any Annas that aren't stunning. But this one, and I don't wanna sound mean here, has the ass and back of a not very sporty 40 year old dude. And her face...

Brian, ever heard of the Pamplona bullraces ("The Running of the Bulls")? It's a tradition more than 400 years old, part of the San Fermín festival (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/07/photogalleries/bull-festival/images/primary/1_461.jpg). Check it out...

Not really, dude.

Man, I sure remember those. :D

Re: It's called a progressive tax system ... Hm, the posting I'm responding to may be more than a year old, but as the thread was pulled up today, I just now read it for the first time. So I hope you'll excuse it. I'm just not very good at ignoring false statements and this one technically...

The red-head with the tattoos is Scarlett Pain. The one that is already in the shower is Lexi Love, I think. Can't help you with the rest though...

Unbelievable....I mean....what?

I didn't jumble anything. The usual petty insult aside, you once again counter a point I never made. I never said, that the emigration to the country later known as the US wasn't mostly from Europe. And I also never said, that I can't live with it. You should probably start living with the...

Dude, sorry, but that is simply not true. While it may not be easy for foreigners to buy real estate in South Korea, it's not true that non-citizens are not allowed to own any property. Part of their industry and probably half of their stock market wouldn't work. You gotta be joking, right. Ok...

Ok, let's see, 2009 minus 200 makes....1809....strange. Ok, one more time, 2009 minus 200 makes...1809 again. That can't be right! We have a new theory on the founding of the United States...I gotta tell this to my colleague... Oh, I forgot: Duh! Feeling guilty about what? Slavery? Indian Wars...

Ehm...all of them? Some more....some less...some voluntarily, some *************... And what kind of an attitude is that anyway? Living on borrowed money from Japan, China, us (Germany) and other European countries, and now, that you're dependent on foreign economies or national banks, mouthing...

Dude, no sweat, I know that. Hence this fellow behind my posting: ;). But we (Germans) are not into that whole "Yankee"-thing. That's the British. We prefer to call you "Amis", short fort "Americans". :D No, that wasn't just because of the NATO. There was much more than that going on between...

Good thing someone pointed that out. I may not have to agree with him personally, but I have to agree with him on that. There is much more to it than just the military response. There are legal, economic and not to forget moral ramifications to be considered. That is simply too much for just one...

I didn't mean to point fingers, at least not "malignantly". I'm not comfortable with the perception of "us" (Germany) or "Europe" here. We have the biggest air ***** and by far the biggest army (aside from Turkey) in Europe, but our navy is not that big. Not as big as the British for example...

:1orglaugh That's great. I gotta show this to my *******. He'll cry laughing.

He got kind hot under the collar maybe... :D

I don't mean to disagree with everything you say, but You know that being "moderately aware" of something isn't the same as to really care about it. And up until now the US really did only what was absolutely necessary and did even that only reluctantly. I'm not denunciating the US here, but...

Absolutely. Anybody who hasn't checked out "Lie To Me" until now, do so. ;) It's a great show so far. Pretty well made, in my opinion. And casting Tim Roth is never the wrong decision. He really brings his character to life. Is "Parks and Recreation" really that good? I wasn't sure whether to...

Absolutely! :thumbsup: One of the best things I've seen in a while. :1orglaugh

Yes, nice. :D One of America's hottest girls back in action. :thumbsup:

Guys, there are a lot of governments involved in this already. Germany, China, Russia, Greece, Spain, etc. Read what others (like me for example) already posted here. It's just that until a couple of days ago the US didn't care. The German, Russian, Greek, Spanish and other navies are already...

Re: Deaf Guy Gets His Nose Broken During Traffic Stop While Trying to Explain He's De How can a police officer, who should be trained to assess a situation like this accurately, not gather, that the man he was just talking to is deaf? That's beyond me... If this isn't a prime example for what's...

Thank you! Much appreciated! :thumbsup:

What exactly is he supposed to be again? I really hope this picture was taken out of fun...man, and it's not even a very good *****...

If this is no fake, there is no saving this guy....dude, Star War references in a love letter... "I want to crawl up inside you"?? Duuude, what the #@&%?! Ladies and gentlemen, next we have an Ed Gein for you! He impresses women with science fiction references before he wants to crawl inside...

I wonder who thought of that "campaign". :D Good stuff. :thumbsup:

Didn't know the first one yet! :1orglaugh Oh my god, those poor guys. They sure had fun outrunning that bear in their golfshoes. :D

That is actually pretty funny. :D Who has ideas like that....?

Nice. Fun and memories... :thumbsup:

There's a reflection of the window on the glass of the screen. I'd say that's probably too much investment for a joke like this. If it is a fake, that person should definitely get a real job or something to spend his time...

He can't be serious...this has to be a fake... :confused: And what's with his facial expressions, especially his mouth...is he trying to be Mr. Mimic? Half the time he looks as if his mouth has control over him and not the other way around. Really strange ***.

Well, there is pirating going on off the coast of Somalia and Kenya for more than half a year now. Grand scale pirating with military equipment of million dollar tankships and cargo ships, not just the capturing of some fishing boats. It's not surprising that the American public didn't care...

Ehm...yeah...that's a picture from a matsuri, a Japanese folk festival. Almost every town or region has its own matsuri, so there are hundreds of them all over Japan at every time of the year, each with its own meaning and purpose. Some are like Thanksgiving, some are like the Easter rituals we...

Muslim youth...loitering in front of a lingerie shop? Maybe something like catholic youth listening to black metal... :D I can already see the fist of god coming down.

Actually she does...not that I frequent it that frequently... :D ...but she does

I don't know what to say to this, except I hope it's really: :D

They're called "Sumotori" or "Rikishi", my Italian-American friend. ;)

I'm at a loss for words... I mean, this isn't something like letting the *** eat some pudding with ****** in it like "Herrencreme" (i think it's "Gentlemen's custard" in English, this kind of vanilla pudding with folded-in whipped cream, baking chocolate and ***) at a wedding, which is already...

It's sad that you got that impression. Most people working on that movie had been working in that genre and on much lower budgets before and really love it. Do you mean "Dead Meat" aka "Andre The Butcher"? Because I have to admit, I didn't see that much love for the genre in Dead Meat. I...

Man, that was a slap in the face. Not that Bayern is disgracing itself in every national contest they're in at the moment (like the Bundesliga), they have to show their overpaid incompetence on the international stage as well....that was sad and... quite frankly...I am a little bit ashamed...

Guys, that's called "hypermobil" (I don't know the plain English term). Means some or all of her joints are more flexibel than they normally should be and thus can be bent further. Almost 15% of all girls are "afflicted" by this. Can be caused by a serious illness (like Ehlers-Danlos-Syndrome)...

The lower label reads something like "Because the size of your thing is that important". :1orglaugh

Hm, my scanner tells me, that the source is infected (http://smokingifs.com/play/Ass/Girl_cant_fit_her_ass_in_skirt: HEUR:Trojan.Script.Iframer). Now, I'm not an expert, but in case the scanner is right, some of you guys better check your systems.

Hmm...the love for money? :D

That naked mouse looks like someone beat its balls pretty bad. :D

Dude, some coconuts are somewhat bigger, some mice maybe a little bit smaller. ;) Compare to the size of the leaves lying around... ;)